I did do some pics of it a long time ago; they're around on the fan creations forum somewhere. There was no real story, although I'm sure other fanfic writers have attempted it (I can think of one which was like a Twilight crossover/parody, with Bodhi and Xzar).
Yup, there's that, which I must finish reading and there's also a straight BG AU story over at ff.net that's lots of fun.
Sarevok: The boy who gets elected first boy by bullying some kids and sweet-talking others, then uses his position to pick a fight with another school, in the hope of destroying both schools so he can found his own school of Dark Wizardry.
Bodhi: Got expelled for egging on her brother to commit crimes, hoping she would also profit from them.
Irenicus: Got expelled for trying to burn down the school in exchange for a scholarship in a competing, very posh school. Still plotting how to sneak back in with a can of gasoline and a box of matches.
Melissan: Founds a group of "Elitist Kids", hoping they will self-destruct so she can inherit them. Fails because someone with an IQ of 80 or higher sees through her not-so-subtle scheme.
CHARNAME: The guy or gal who foils all of their schemes through bravery and cunning and becomes the new principal - for better or for worse. ;-)
I thought we were imagining them all as actually being in high school and who they would take to prom haha
Minsc would obviously take Boo
Imoen might take CN, but would probably be off chatting with other people
Jaheira and Khalid would go together
Edwin would be stag, the pimply greasy kid in the corner talking to himself and plotting his revenge on all the other students (Anomen would probably give him a wedgie later in the evening)
Silke is the cougar who hangs around in college bars.
She would buy me drinks and pay me compliments, and all she would get out of me is, "Nom, nom, nom, nom... Hic! I'm still hungry!". No, I would totally be her prey. I mean come on a 17 Charisma? I got, like, a 13 Intelligence and a 9 Wisdom. I don't stand a chance. No, seriously, like, one shot of potato vodka on an empty stomach later and I'm telling her everything. Everything.
Dorn gets picked to organize the prom theme. Upon entering the dance floor, there is a giant banner that reads...
"It shall be even bloodier than you hoped!"
With heavy metal screaming in the background. And a rockin' half-orc DJ in shades bobbing his head to the music. (May or may not be related to the Khan clan)
Imoen would be the 10th grade English Literature teacher who still has her students make dioramas and colorful posters for "book reports".
Eldoth would be the 23 year old senior who's the campus weed dealer and dates freshman girls.
Nalia would be the sociology major who takes her subject super seriously and insists on everything being politically correct. She's the president of half the after-school activities and founder of half the clubs.
Hexxat is the goth girl who sits in the back of the class. She makes Aerie uncomfortable.
Haer-Dalis would be the Hipster Art Student.
Dynaheir is the head of the language department. Often at odds with Edwin.
Mazzy would be the star student that they put on the front of all the newsletters.
Faldorn would be an "alternative" teacher who tries to convince parents to sign up the kids for "Politics explained by Pottery" and "Expressionistic Math in Dance".
Oh my word. Love this! Particularly these ones (particularly particularly Eldoth Nalia &Haer'Dalis) which are hilariously believable. Much applause for the accuracy of these.
@RecklessHeart I'd like to hear your take on certain characters. I have trouble with Dynaheir, Faldorn and Cernd in particular. They are difficult to include in a funny way
@RecklessHeart I'd like to hear your take on certain characters. I have trouble with Dynaheir, Faldorn and Cernd in particular. They are difficult to include in a funny way
I think Cernd may be a gardener/grounds keeper. I figure Faldorn to be the school's eco-warrior, although with rather extreme views; she has particularly harsh punishments for anyone who utters the phrase 'so much for global warming' whenever it snows a bit. She'll first try to explain the difference between climate and weather, but if they persist... more drastic measures.
I got it! Dynaeir is the Wicca Girl!!!! The witch fits.
Faldorn is the girl who throws blood on Skie and Nalia's fur coats. Nalia is the only person convinced by this argument whereas Skie has her dad call the principle. Xan was mostly unresponsive.
I was thinking of making Alora a gradeschool teacher who steals art supplies from Garrick's class (he was totally unaware every time) but I had a lunchlady who was just as friendly as her
I thought of Dynaheir as the exchange student in school, bringing her own fashion and style of education to the classroom that everyone else just doesn't get. There is this wonderful girl in some of my theatre seminars who has a very Greek education, and even though she is fantastically smart, she's so clearly got a Grecian education, while the rest of us are all studying British Theatre from a British perspective and are like "... this girl just doesn't get it." She's lovely though.
Alora didn't strike me as a teacher at all. I think Alora is somebody's little sister, who is in her first year at the school while they're in their last, and she is MAJOR EMBARRASSING! And always says hi to you in the corridor and likes to talk to your friends, even when you really don't want her to. But they love her because they think she's adorable + they can't help but enjoy laughing at her peppy personality.
Cernd would definately have a fan club. A group of girls who think he's very hot so they follow him round. I can see him sitting under a tree being really 'deep' and talking about all this philosophical stuff. They're nodding along and lapping it up, but really they just love the sound of his voice and how he plays with his hair XD
Jaheira would be one of the senior teachers at the school who has gotten to the point where she is a bit old fashioned: she expects her students to be very intelligent, and thinks she has a academic-mildly-casual relationship with her students, but her class actually find it really awkward. The teacher who very casually talks about how much of a pity it is the way girls dress, and how it's ridiculous how some of the students enjoy getting so blindly drunk on weekends, while all the students are awkwardly nodding along pretending they don't do just that.
Safana would NOT be a teacher, haha! She'd be a teacher's assistant, sitting in the class and occasionally coming round asking if students need help, but you can tell she isn't actually that interested in teaching, she just needs to get some kind of job for the meantime. And she totally knows the boys only ask her for help because they want her to come up to their desk.
Anomen is the really arrogant guy who goes on about how well he did in class in a very off-handed way, thinking he's quite popular. Behind his back, everyone is talking about how much of a dick he is. No one ever sees the grade he gets anyway - I bet he's a B student, and he just talks a big game.
Your Anomen sounds like the kinda guy who would one day be a presidential candidate, lol.
Unfortunately, @booinyoureyes , I am afraid this is the reality we live in XD To be honest, Jaheira is such a well-nuanced character that I don't know WHERE she would go. Only conclusion: she wins at life and has graduated, and has managed to steer clear of education ever since. :P
Anomen is the really arrogant guy who goes on about how well he did in class in a very off-handed way, thinking he's quite popular. Behind his back, everyone is talking about how much of a dick he is. No one ever sees the grade he gets anyway - I bet he's a B student, and he just talks a big game.
No way, he doesn't brag about his grades. He brags about his touchdowns and possibly home runs!
Anomen is the really arrogant guy who goes on about how well he did in class in a very off-handed way, thinking he's quite popular. Behind his back, everyone is talking about how much of a dick he is. No one ever sees the grade he gets anyway - I bet he's a B student, and he just talks a big game.
No way, he doesn't brag about his grades. He brags about his touchdowns and possibly home runs!
Honestly I thought the same thing @rdarken He doesn't seem to academically motivated for a Priestly-type, and began as a fighter. He's the B- student jock who's dad gets him into a good school because of his connections.
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I especially enjoyed the Yoshimo one!
Bodhi: Got expelled for egging on her brother to commit crimes, hoping she would also profit from them.
Irenicus: Got expelled for trying to burn down the school in exchange for a scholarship in a competing, very posh school. Still plotting how to sneak back in with a can of gasoline and a box of matches.
Melissan: Founds a group of "Elitist Kids", hoping they will self-destruct so she can inherit them. Fails because someone with an IQ of 80 or higher sees through her not-so-subtle scheme.
CHARNAME: The guy or gal who foils all of their schemes through bravery and cunning and becomes the new principal - for better or for worse. ;-)
Am I the only American?
Minsc would obviously take Boo
Imoen might take CN, but would probably be off chatting with other people
Jaheira and Khalid would go together
Edwin would be stag, the pimply greasy kid in the corner talking to himself and plotting his revenge on all the other students (Anomen would probably give him a wedgie later in the evening)
Suddenly Dorn appears, an eager look on his face...
Oh the mental images. Make them go away!
No, seriously, like, one shot of potato vodka on an empty stomach later and I'm telling her everything. Everything.
I'm American! But my blood is from all over!
"It shall be even bloodier than you hoped!"
With heavy metal screaming in the background. And a rockin' half-orc DJ in shades bobbing his head to the music. (May or may not be related to the Khan clan)
Haha, the Eldoth and Nalia ones ring most true to me too
I'd like to hear your take on certain characters. I have trouble with Dynaheir, Faldorn and Cernd in particular. They are difficult to include in a funny way
Dynaheir maybe in charge of the drama club.
Faldorn is the girl who throws blood on Skie and Nalia's fur coats. Nalia is the only person convinced by this argument whereas Skie has her dad call the principle. Xan was mostly unresponsive.
Alora didn't strike me as a teacher at all. I think Alora is somebody's little sister, who is in her first year at the school while they're in their last, and she is MAJOR EMBARRASSING! And always says hi to you in the corridor and likes to talk to your friends, even when you really don't want her to. But they love her because they think she's adorable + they can't help but enjoy laughing at her peppy personality.
Cernd would definately have a fan club. A group of girls who think he's very hot so they follow him round. I can see him sitting under a tree being really 'deep' and talking about all this philosophical stuff. They're nodding along and lapping it up, but really they just love the sound of his voice and how he plays with his hair XD
Safana would NOT be a teacher, haha! She'd be a teacher's assistant, sitting in the class and occasionally coming round asking if students need help, but you can tell she isn't actually that interested in teaching, she just needs to get some kind of job for the meantime. And she totally knows the boys only ask her for help because they want her to come up to their desk.
Anomen is the really arrogant guy who goes on about how well he did in class in a very off-handed way, thinking he's quite popular. Behind his back, everyone is talking about how much of a dick he is. No one ever sees the grade he gets anyway - I bet he's a B student, and he just talks a big game.
For some reason I don't see Jaheira as being very traditional or prudish when it comes to the way young girls dress (skin is "natural")
Your Anomen sounds like the kinda guy who would one day be a presidential candidate, lol.
He doesn't seem to academically motivated for a Priestly-type, and began as a fighter. He's the B- student jock who's dad gets him into a good school because of his connections.