Aye, those are some pretty pictures. Shame you couldn't find a *REAL* fight to show me, and had to draw one for me. But nay, i'm not impressed by your illusions.
(off topic) gotta say, i would really love some pvp in this game. Especially if your could actually be killed and not brought back (would have to do something with the saves). Fights are always more fun when you can actually die.
You know, this thread reminds me of that time, waaay back, when my niece Molly Turnipflower tried to put together a nasty warband in an attempt to enslave the realm of Vegetable Patch. She dressed up in aunt Petunias black dress and started calling herself Black Molly. Unfortunately, the turnips turned out to be quite the whallenge for the young lass and her toddler friends. Cried for days, they did (turnips can be really sharp and pointy). Needless to say, I had to give her my worn out gloves of tunip picking for her birthday. So dont you forget to put on a pair of really comfortable gauntlets before going on your killing spreed, wouldn't want to end up like little Molly.
You know, this thread reminds me of that time, waaay back, when my niece Molly Turnipflower tried to put together a nasty warband in an attempt to enslave the realm of Vegetable Patch. She dressed up in aunt Petunias black dress and started calling herself Black Molly. Unfortunately, the turnips turned out to be quite the whallenge for the young lass and her toddler friends. Cried for days, they did (turnips can be really sharp and pointy). Needless to say, I had to give her my worn out gloves of tunip picking for her birthday. So dont you forget to put on a pair of really comfortable gauntlets before going on your killing spreed, wouldn't want to end up like little Molly.
Who this be then? And what is this nonsense thats spouting from your mouth? Where's my punching dagger...?
legion, don't talk back to your mommy, go dress up nice and warm so that you won't get a cold while the paladins take their time cutting you to shreds.
legion, don't talk back to your mommy, go dress up nice and warm so that you won't get a cold while the paladins take their time cutting you to shreds.
How dare you speak to me in such a way! I'll dress myself up with your entrails and let them rot in the cold to keep me warm paladin!!
legion, don't talk back to your mommy, go dress up nice and warm so that you won't get a cold while the paladins take their time cutting you to shreds.
How dare you speak to me in such a way! I'll dress myself up with your entrails and let them rot in the cold to keep me warm paladin!!
OOC: awwww, someone needs a nap, they're cranky. :P
IC: You Fool! Do you not realize that the darkness that consumes your heart is lying to you? To think that you would stand a chance against me is to think that darkness would stand a chance before the blinding, glorious light of the sun. That is the full extent of the threat that you pose to me, and I will prove it to you, time and again. I will humble you before i destory you, and I will give you the chance at redemption before i cut apart your body and spread your ashes to the four winds. Repent or perish by my hand.
I shall nay do such thing! The darkness is what gives me my power. More than enough power to destroy you! And do not forget that the sun itself is surrounded with far more than enough cold darkness in the Universe to completely snuff it out if forced against it. THat my dear is the power I hold against you!!
I do however offer one alternative to your predicament. Allow me to kill you so then I may raise you as my undead lieutenant. You could be my right hand man and have more power than you previously imagined! You are going to die either way so what is the whole point of your corpse rotting beneath the earth when it can still be put to good use? Think about it.
This is a real fight, dear paladin, and will be your fate as well, no matter how many times you try to gather up your courage.
*Awesome video.*
Damn, those are some nice armors :x
P.S. Too bad the actual game was disappointing (off topic).
And if you dare to provoke me more, paladins, i will show you videos of smurfs as well!
I'd forgotten about this trailer. Hm, now I'm tempted to have my Blackguard dual-wield morningstars and axes when BG:EE comes around. How dare you tempt me away from my beloved greatswords, Morn?!
This is a real fight, dear paladin, and will be your fate as well, no matter how many times you try to gather up your courage.
*Awesome video.*
Damn, those are some nice armors :x
P.S. Too bad the actual game was disappointing (off topic).
And if you dare to provoke me more, paladins, i will show you videos of smurfs as well!
I'd forgotten about this trailer. Hm, now I'm tempted to have my Blackguard dual-wield morningstars and axes when BG:EE comes around. How dare you tempt me away from my beloved greatswords, Morn?!
Meh, you have more than enough specialization points to put everywhere, so you can choose whatever you like depending on how a person should be butchered from an artistic perspective :P
@Mornmagor you really need to put those specialization points into "running away" if you really wish to survive and enounter with me. Or knives. I have a knife collection and if you carry something nice, slaughtering you might actually interest me.
@Mornmagor you really need to put those specialization points into "running away" if you really wish to survive and enounter with me. Or knives. I have a knife collection and if you carry something nice, slaughtering you might actually interest me.
I do so enjoy how you talk! You sound alot like me now. I think you and I are very much alike my dear...
@xlegionx ooc crap lol, i forgot what side i'm on i guess. but hey, even good guys can be a lil evil sometimes
You have just taken your first step down the darkside. Allow the evil within to expand and purify you. Join the blackguards and become something far greater than your brethren!
@xLegionx NOOOO!!! THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!! MY FATHER IS DEAD, YOU SEDUCED AND BETRA......wait, wrong game.
Meh, you have more than enough specialization points to put everywhere, so you can choose whatever you like depending on how a person should be butchered from an artistic perspective :P
Hm, maybe by mid-way through BG2 I'll have plenty, but don't you only get like 7 or 8 pips by the level cap in BG1?
@xLegionx NOOOO!!! THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!! MY FATHER IS DEAD, YOU SEDUCED AND BETRA......wait, wrong game.
Haha oh but it IS true! You cannot deny the darkness that conflicts with your how should I put it..."morality". You struggle everyday clinching to what is good yet would it not just be easier to give in to the anger, hate, and your thirst for violence? Or do you have an itch that needs scratching? All you have to do is allow the darkness to take over and your soul is free. No more pain, no more suffering but a constant peace within your own mind.
Give in to the darkness.....give in.....give in.....
OOC lol, this is starting to sound like a bad porn. I'm sleepy though and will respond tomorrow after work. have a good one, and try to trip and accidently kill yourself, you fragile blackguard, you.
Meh, you have more than enough specialization points to put everywhere, so you can choose whatever you like depending on how a person should be butchered from an artistic perspective :P
Hm, maybe by mid-way through BG2 I'll have plenty, but don't you only get like 7 or 8 pips by the level cap in BG1?
Hmmm /scratch head then it sucks to be you :]]]] hoho
@Bjjorick don't worry i will survive our encounter fine! I'll have my earplugs with me :]
I will suffer briefly and grow ever stronger for it, and then visit that suffering on my enemies a hundred fold with the help of my trusty greatsword +1.
*Rolls a 19 and crits Ajantis into oblivion.* Lawful Good? More like LAWLful Good!
I will suffer briefly and grow ever stronger for it, and then visit that suffering on my enemies a hundred fold with the help of my trusty greatsword +1.
*Rolls a 19 and crits Ajantis into oblivion.* Lawful Good? More like LAWLful Good!
@xlegionx well, this is a *FANTASY* game, so if it's ever going to happen, this is your only hope.
Blackguards are like Chihuahuas, they bark and act like a big dog, but the first time you punt kick them 20~30 yards, they quiet down and accept you as their rightful master.
See what i'm getting at?
Edit: @djimmy i need to read the books/watch the movie at some point.
A guard dog is usually quiet and vicious. It likes to sneak up on a trespasser and attack, so that he won't get away first. Kinda like a thief. But you blackguards boast and rant and talk about how awesome you are when i showed you a movie of one of your kind being easily dispatched, and he still barked. He reminded me all the more of a chihuahua when he talked about biting the paladins ankles.
You poor poor blackguard. Shall we go ahead and end this right here and now? I wanted to give you time to live to repent of your evil because i knew that no matter how gentle i was, i would wound you horribly. If you have the courage, stand and face me. Name your place, name your weapons. But let us do this and be done, so when you *stand* as your fellow knight (though i use the term loosely) and speak of it as just a flesh wound, at least you won't be able to harm any of the innocent. Perhaps i shall put you on a pedestal and keep you around for my amusement.
Also, your hot air would keep me warm on cold nights.
HA! What about one of the videos my brother's showed you of how easily a blackguard dispatched one of YOU?! So pathetic...the poor guy got back up infused with so much holy power but it was just not enough and in the end he got a spiked mace to the face. You constantly talk about how weak and pathetic we are? Look at you "paladin" you claim to be a fighter for justice but you just can't back up that claim can't you?
I say yes we shall end it right now.... in MY favor! And I shall never repent of all the evil I have caused! All the suffering I went through...well I shall repay the world back ten-fold with the pain that has been caused me! All shall suffer and I shall make myself into a god and squash you like the insect that you are!! No one can kill a blackguard not even one as gifted as I!
On the day we finally do meet in righteous battle I shall look up at your corpse and smile as you join the ranks of my undead legion and know an eternity of pain and despair!
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Damn, those are some nice armors :x
P.S. Too bad the actual game was disappointing (off topic).
And if you dare to provoke me more, paladins, i will show you videos of smurfs as well!
(off topic) gotta say, i would really love some pvp in this game. Especially if your could actually be killed and not brought back (would have to do something with the saves). Fights are always more fun when you can actually die.
You know, this thread reminds me of that time, waaay back, when my niece Molly Turnipflower tried to put together a nasty warband in an attempt to enslave the realm of Vegetable Patch. She dressed up in aunt Petunias black dress and started calling herself Black Molly. Unfortunately, the turnips turned out to be quite the whallenge for the young lass and her toddler friends. Cried for days, they did (turnips can be really sharp and pointy). Needless to say, I had to give her my worn out gloves of tunip picking for her birthday. So dont you forget to put on a pair of really comfortable gauntlets before going on your killing spreed, wouldn't want to end up like little Molly.
Skip ahead to 0:30. This is what I shall do to the world after your heads roll away from your lifeless bodies!!
Holy hell!! Those really are some cool armors!
legion, don't talk back to your mommy, go dress up nice and warm so that you won't get a cold while the paladins take their time cutting you to shreds.
IC: You Fool! Do you not realize that the darkness that consumes your heart is lying to you? To think that you would stand a chance against me is to think that darkness would stand a chance before the blinding, glorious light of the sun. That is the full extent of the threat that you pose to me, and I will prove it to you, time and again. I will humble you before i destory you, and I will give you the chance at redemption before i cut apart your body and spread your ashes to the four winds. Repent or perish by my hand.
I do however offer one alternative to your predicament. Allow me to kill you so then I may raise you as my undead lieutenant. You could be my right hand man and have more power than you previously imagined! You are going to die either way so what is the whole point of your corpse rotting beneath the earth when it can still be put to good use? Think about it.
Let the darkness consume you.....
i need to kill something weak and pitiful......i think a blackguard will do nicely.
You fight like a dairy farmer!! :] (monkey island reference)
P.S. Gonna pop around and see the encounters you guys had to face, seems fun
Give in to the darkness.....give in.....give in.....
@Bjjorick don't worry i will survive our encounter fine! I'll have my earplugs with me :]
*Rolls a 19 and crits Ajantis into oblivion.* Lawful Good? More like LAWLful Good!
Blackguards are like Chihuahuas, they bark and act like a big dog, but the first time you punt kick them 20~30 yards, they quiet down and accept you as their rightful master.
See what i'm getting at?
Edit: @djimmy i need to read the books/watch the movie at some point.
See where I'm getting at?
:P
A guard dog is usually quiet and vicious. It likes to sneak up on a trespasser and attack, so that he won't get away first. Kinda like a thief. But you blackguards boast and rant and talk about how awesome you are when i showed you a movie of one of your kind being easily dispatched, and he still barked. He reminded me all the more of a chihuahua when he talked about biting the paladins ankles.
You poor poor blackguard. Shall we go ahead and end this right here and now? I wanted to give you time to live to repent of your evil because i knew that no matter how gentle i was, i would wound you horribly. If you have the courage, stand and face me. Name your place, name your weapons. But let us do this and be done, so when you *stand* as your fellow knight (though i use the term loosely) and speak of it as just a flesh wound, at least you won't be able to harm any of the innocent. Perhaps i shall put you on a pedestal and keep you around for my amusement.
Also, your hot air would keep me warm on cold nights.
I say yes we shall end it right now.... in MY favor! And I shall never repent of all the evil I have caused! All the suffering I went through...well I shall repay the world back ten-fold with the pain that has been caused me! All shall suffer and I shall make myself into a god and squash you like the insect that you are!! No one can kill a blackguard not even one as gifted as I!
On the day we finally do meet in righteous battle I shall look up at your corpse and smile as you join the ranks of my undead legion and know an eternity of pain and despair!