Neco is bored. Choose your own adventure, Baldur's Gate style!

Necomancer

Welcome to a Baldur's Gate style choose your own adventure game done in the wonderful style of MSPaint stick figures! After installing any number of mods of various natures that may or may not be beneficial and near crash the game just on start up we finally have our hero! Behold!



How does this work? Well, you, the forumites, play the part of a voice in our intrepid hero's head! Tell him what to do! Give him directions! Guide this young bhaalspawn on his journey!

jackjack

That Wisdom score is beautiful.

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karnor00

I agree with entering the inn.

CrevsDaak

I wonder why he has Lore 1000??
You should avoid getting killed by Shank/Carbos, you can pick more money at the south of the map, I am not a powergamer and I hate metagaming :P

Wiggles

Dat wisdom...

Necomancer

Lets try that again without the terrible typos

Necomancer

FinneousPJ

With your great insight you decide it's best to go into a frenzied panic!!1

booinyoureyes

Dear Beamdog,

Please hire Neco for next enhanced game.

Thanks,
Boo

Necomancer

Corvino

Run away! But first, rob the entire place!

Aristillius

Woo the noblelady in the other room! Or rather, woo the nobleman (he has all the dough after all ^^ )

booinyoureyes

Excuse yourself. Make up some story about Winthrop poisoning the cow or something like that. Then, when nobody is looking, steal Tethtoril's scroll.

But whatever you do... don't. kiss. Imoen. Damn you George Lucas!

Necomancer

Corvino

You don't have an animal companion. Call yourself a Bard/Paladin/Ranger? Drizzt would be ashamed. You need to see a man about a cow.

Kamigoroshi

He should take the poisoned cow as his animal companion. And as his mount. And as his musical instrument.

booinyoureyes

Inspire Milk: +1 to all cheesy weapons

jackjack

Kamigoroshi said:

He should take the poisoned cow as his animal companion. And as his mount. And as his musical instrument.

Mooooo-*urrk*!
For a bovine tune, that does have a nice ring to it.

Necomancer

Oh god. Six agrees? Welp, thats the fun of things like this. You never know what direction it will take. ONTO COW OWNERSHIP!

booinyoureyes

Sick? Who poisoned the cow?


You must look in the haystack for evidence... surely if anyone 'forgot' something there they are guilty of poisoning poor Nessie.

jackjack

Is there going to be a cow-ry?
Yes, I realize I'm fired.

Necomancer

jackjack

"Oh Phyllidia, light of my life."
I move that CHARNAME does whatever she wants.

jackjack

Also, I approve of the hay-violence - even in modern times, hay remains a serious threat.

Nonnahswriter

No, Stick!Charname! Only servants of the Dark Side offer cookies! Beware!

*she says, as she chews on a cookie* *munch*

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booinyoureyes

but first you must find the needle!

Necomancer

booinyoureyes

Now that you've leveled up, you should dual quadruple class into a Dragon Discpile!

Kamigoroshi

Or even better: quadruple into an Alienist! Not only would he loose even more Wisdom (and becoming insane like a Derro, but that's besides the point), his faithful cow animal companion would become a space cow and grow adorable tentacles on her body as well! Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.