Hey, look, I'm a Ranger? er... or maybe a Blackguard? You decide!

booinyoureyes

Sup fools!

So I've been doing some construction with my dad on our new office and I decided to scare my lady with a picture of me as an axe murderer (aren't I just the most romantic hamster ever?)

Since I happen to be sooooo super-cool and not geeky, I thought to myself "Hey, wouldn't I make a great broody ranger?"


But I'm not that brooding. Then I had an epiphany. I was secretly an evil blackguard. Ooooh, scary


Nah, I'm too nice. I'd probably be better off as a fearless rogue. Life is adventure or nothing!



But I'm too much of a goody two-shoes. Perhaps a no-nonsense Paladins would be more appropriate.


Yet they are just tooooo serious. Maybe I'm a goofy bard?



Why can't I just pick one???????????? By Moradin's Twin Axes it is driving me nuts!




Well... since I can't seem to figure it out I decided to leave it to you!
Best Baldurized picture of Boo decides what class I play!

Calling all artists!

Blackraven

I'd go with the penultimate pic (the winking, axe-wielding bard). I can't help you with the baldurizing though.

booinyoureyes

Dang... Maybe next time I'll pick up the hammer so I can dual wield



Are chainsaws allowed in 2nd edition?

Archaos

Ranger, defintely a ranger. Dual-wielding, also.

meagloth

God, your face! It's so... Unhamsterly.

booinyoureyes

My sweater makes me look like a hunchback from that angle

CrevsDaak

You should play an Axe dual-wielding Blade!!! You have a nice hood in the pics and you can dual wield

Kamigoroshi

Treacherous title is treacherous! I was expecting to find rare black guars in this thread.

And what do I find? A hamsterwere lumberjack!

CrevsDaak

Kamigoroshi said:

And what do I find? A hamsterwere lumberjack!

He's a lumbejack and he's OK
He works all day and sleeps all night

He's a lumberjack and he's...

O_Bruce

I don't know whether you are Ranger or Blackguard, but I'm sure as hell you have rolled more charisma than I do.

But wait... what about fallen ranger?

Quartz

Huh. You look like a more handsome version of my best friend in high school. Don't tell him I said that.

booinyoureyes

oops, see below

booinyoureyes

Quartz said:

Huh. You look like a more handsome version of my best friend in high school. Don't tell him I said that.

@Quartz‌
you should tell him that, then show him my axe murderer picture

So Dreamy!

Quartz

Lawl!

Anyway I agree ... the bard one is best.

lolien

I vote for the rogue. The bard is also good, but i miss the hood in that version.

But what do a thief with an axe? Soo... a fighter/thief maybe? And, don't ask why, you reminds me of my dwarf cousin Papaver Swiftaxe. (With some additional beard. Let me demonstrate:

I hope i don't harm any copyright law with that... and forgive me the hasty work please:)

JuliusBorisov

Blackguard. looks. so irresistible.

booinyoureyes

@lolien‌ yes! Time to quest as the world's tallest dwarf!

Moradin guides me axe (I've never actually played a dwarf before)

lolien

A somewhat more serious attempt to baldurize you as a rogue dwarf. Still not perfect, but hey, i work with limited material and skill



If you don't mind, i would like to use this with my dwarf rogue, whose playthrough i intend to post on the forum, when i'll have time to play and write it.

booinyoureyes

lolien said:

A somewhat more serious attempt to baldurize you as a rogue dwarf. Still not perfect, but hey, i work with limited material and skill



If you don't mind, i would like to use this with my dwarf rogue, whose playthrough i intend to post on the forum, when i'll have time to play and write it.

AMAZING

Thanks so much and OF COURSE you can use it for your character and playthrough

lolien

Now the play begins. We see how far you go.

DreadKhan

Some of us have far, far, FAR too many chopping implements around!

Eh... my parents farm, and heat with firewood, and have a tiny forest, so I actually do have a ridiculous number of axes, knives, hatchets, mauls, machettes and a ridiculous two handed chopping sword (...for trees). The chopping sword I made from some kind of grader wearplate I found in our scrap heap. It weighs ~12lbs. Very fun to cut up trees with it though!

DreadKhan

booinyoureyes said:

Quartz said:

Huh. You look like a more handsome version of my best friend in high school. Don't tell him I said that.

@Quartz‌
you should tell him that, then show him my axe murderer picture

So Dreamy!

MILEY!!!

Please don't lick the axe.

booinyoureyes

DreadKhan said:

booinyoureyes said:

Quartz said:

Huh. You look like a more handsome version of my best friend in high school. Don't tell him I said that.

@Quartz‌
you should tell him that, then show him my axe murderer picture

So Dreamy!

MILEY!!!

Please don't lick the axe.

I came in like a wreeeeecking Bhaal

CrevsDaak

@lolien‌ what's your standard for perfection? That's the best dwarf portrait (especially for a hammer wielding F/T with T animation) I've seen in my life.

booinyoureyes

Having been inspired by @meagloth‌ 's Halloween thread, I am going to make some more soon. I have some swords to play with as well... dual wielding WILL occur!

Nimran

SWORDS, NOT WORDS!

booinyoureyes

In light of @lolien 's thread of portraits for forumites, I'd like to necro this thread! Rise my dead posts, rise.

If anyone else can make any of these into a portrait, you'd have the eternal blessing of Boo, hamster extraordinaire.

I like this background, would be nice for a ranger portrait of the zoomed out, Icewind Dale variety. The dimensions might not be right though, so perhaps we could cut parts out if needed (sorry to my two friends!). I just really love the building (the Christ Church college in Oxford)

booinyoureyes

I think my brother (on the left with the gray suit) would make a great ranger, rogue or assassin in this picture of us with our grandfather pretending to be in the Greek mafia (we are not... my grandpa was actually a saint, which is why this picture is ironic!)

He might even be a good elf