Q: Who is that bastard who mocks everything you say and you'd REALLY wish you could kill, except you're playing Good, so you can't without taking a reputation hit?
(...I don't have a problem.)
Q: Who is the noble in the carnival with glowing clothes?
Q.: If you haven't experienced the Dorn quest line in BG2 yet, Thralls of whom does Simmeon summon with his demonic powers in BG1? If you have played with Dorn in the party in BG2... well, I guess the question will be a little bit straight. Or you can't say that a question about Dorn is straight?;)
Q: What is supposedly the sound of a Tarrasque, according to CHARNAME? And it should have been "It/they make the sound 'Krie, kris'. Sorry, short of sleep today.
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Q. What lich wrote a book that has absolutely no use at all?
A. Scroll of Protection From Electricity
A: Anishai
A: Eyestalk
Q: What ill-advised Apple product would make Valygar more portable?
A: Ice storm
Q: What spell ought to work on the fire elementals in the mage laboratory of Watchers Keep, but doesn't?
A: Pride
Q: Durlag's Sword!!!!
A: Lord Binky the Buffoon
(...I don't have a problem.)
Q: Who is the noble in the carnival with glowing clothes?
A: "Coo!"
A: The Wave
A. The equalizer
A. The equalizer.
Q. Name an over-rated sword which is obsolete by the time you can re-forge it.
A. Azothet.
Q.: If you haven't experienced the Dorn quest line in BG2 yet, Thralls of whom does Simmeon summon with his demonic powers in BG1? If you have played with Dorn in the party in BG2... well, I guess the question will be a little bit straight. Or you can't say that a question about Dorn is straight?;)
A.: A peg and a perrot
A: Hareishan
A: Silence (NPC)
Q.: A merchant from BG East, who canl offer both equipment and rest. Hint:
A.: Hull
A: Kalah.
A: Isaea Roenall.
Q. Gwist
A. Doppleganger
A: De' Tranion's Baalor Ale.
A. Evermead
Q. What sweet tasting beverage will cost you more than two nights in the nicest room of the establishment you buy it in?
A. Ender Sai
Q. What is NOT the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe and Everything?
A: what makes the sound "Krie, Krie!"
Q: Who abducts and intends to marry Nalia after her father dies?
A: South end of a north-bound ogre
Q: In a dystopian Candlekeep, how clean is Winthrop's Inn? (My hotel is as clean as the...)
A: what makes the sound "Krie, Krie!"
Uhm this appears to be a question rather than an answer? Not sure what to do with that one.
A: Elminster
Q: What tricky substance is typically kept under Elminster's hat?
A: The Turmish Play
A: Schlumpsha the Sewer King.