Hahahah! And then theres me. Rolling in magic weapons armour and spells and lugging around 300 000 gold... :P Yet, I still break into peoples homes to store armour in their cupboards.
Hahahah! And then theres me. Rolling in magic weapons armour and spells and lugging around 300 000 gold... :P Yet, I still break into peoples homes to store armour in their cupboards.
Hahahaha! Hey JackJack, I need to store this set of plate armour under your bed. And these swords in your kitchen. Thanks. I'll be back in the middle of the night when I'm being chased by assassins and need these again :P
1. begging off each other? 2. playing rock paper scissors? 3. special covert operatives for the "Curse of the Beggar" army? 4. plotting to dye their loincloths blue and pose as miners?
1. begging off each other? 2. playing rock paper scissors? 3. special covert operatives for the "Curse of the Beggar" army? 4. plotting to dye their loincloths blue and pose as miners?
Last one is mine. ;D
5. reading each others fortune (or as they are beggars reading each others lack of fortune)? 6. about to low five each other? 7. one of them is selling the other a small package of black lotus?
1. begging off each other? 2. playing rock paper scissors? 3. special covert operatives for the "Curse of the Beggar" army? 4. plotting to dye their loincloths blue and pose as miners?
Last one is mine. ;D
5. reading each others fortune (or as they are beggars reading each others lack of fortune)? 6. about to low five each other? 7. one of them is selling the other a small package of black lotus?
8. pointing each other with a gun? 9. reading the newspapers (one of them as one half, the other beggar has the other half)? 10. set off a bomb?
Technically, all the player characters are horrid criminals.
It wasn't me! It was Jan Jansen! I can't help it if he likes to drink 3 mastery thievery potions, then steal 5 mastery thievery potions, and every magic arrow some shop keeper has, just to gift them to Mazzy
Nonsense a member of the Jansen family would never stoop to petty theft, unless of course it was from griffins.
Of course you are talking about Uncle Tookar then that is a different story entirely. Even he swears he only stole a few times from the local thieves guild.
In 1174 DR Tookar set out across the tundra of the Spine of the World looking to expand the sale of turnips into Faerun's most inhospitable regions. Tookar was convinced that he could root out any vegetable-related competition and plant himself a hold on all vegetable sales in Icewind Dale.
Tookar arrived in Bryn Shander determined to see this happen, though he had his work cut out for him. Upon arrival he found out that a local thieves guild composed entirely of displaced Furchin halflings had secured control over most of the trade in the city.
I know what you are thinking. How is a humble, honest, turnip selling gnome expected to compete against some of the most resilient halflings in the realms? He didn't, at least not before first inventing turnip soup.
Not that you can take any story told by Tookar seriously of course. He once claimed he traded a barrel of turnip sauce in exchange for two barrels of dragon's dew. Not dragondew wine of course, but the actual dew formed on the wings of a dragon. It was all nonsense. No one but Uncle Galore could have pulled something like that off.
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1. begging off each other?
2. playing rock paper scissors?
3. special covert operatives for the "Curse of the Beggar" army?
4. plotting to dye their loincloths blue and pose as miners?
Last one is mine. ;D
6. about to low five each other?
7. one of them is selling the other a small package of black lotus?
9. reading the newspapers (one of them as one half, the other beggar has the other half)?
10. set off a bomb?
It would appear that he's still out there... watching... waiting... but for what, I don't know.
Of course you are talking about Uncle Tookar then that is a different story entirely. Even he swears he only stole a few times from the local thieves guild.
In 1174 DR Tookar set out across the tundra of the Spine of the World looking to expand the sale of turnips into Faerun's most inhospitable regions. Tookar was convinced that he could root out any vegetable-related competition and plant himself a hold on all vegetable sales in Icewind Dale.
Tookar arrived in Bryn Shander determined to see this happen, though he had his work cut out for him. Upon arrival he found out that a local thieves guild composed entirely of displaced Furchin halflings had secured control over most of the trade in the city.
I know what you are thinking. How is a humble, honest, turnip selling gnome expected to compete against some of the most resilient halflings in the realms? He didn't, at least not before first inventing turnip soup.
Not that you can take any story told by Tookar seriously of course. He once claimed he traded a barrel of turnip sauce in exchange for two barrels of dragon's dew. Not dragondew wine of course, but the actual dew formed on the wings of a dragon. It was all nonsense. No one but Uncle Galore could have pulled something like that off.