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If you were an undead member of the realms in BG, what would you be?

gfm50gfm50 Member Posts: 124
edited August 2012 in Archive (General Discussion)
Being alive is dull and boring. Undead always have more fun!
  1. If you were an undead member of the realms in BG, what would you be?140 votes
    1. A lich in a random crypt in a dungeon or graveyard. Grumpy because you lost your slippers.
      12.86%
    2. A zombie craving to eat fresh brains.
        2.14%
    3. A vampire wanting to charm and feast on living blood.
      27.86%
    4. A demilich wanting to imprison its victims in the center of the planet -- for fun.
      16.43%
    5. A Lich cozily and secretly living in the walls of a town Inn.
      32.14%
    6. A Ghoul or Ghast that paralyzes random adventurers when they least can afford it.
        8.57%
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  • SchneidendSchneidend Member Posts: 3,190
    Ghoul, wearing a permanent trollface.jpg grin.
  • BjjorickBjjorick Member Posts: 1,208
    and when you slay me, you get an enchanted copy of baldur's gate +3
  • SceptenarSceptenar Member Posts: 606
    Vampire. Shirts optional.
  • EidolonEidolon Member Posts: 99
    A Lich of course, who doesn't want immortality, and the odd adventurer walking into your crypt to his certain demise.
  • CorvinoCorvino Member Posts: 2,269
    Did someone say pub? Plus immortality? Count me in.
  • XavioriaXavioria Member Posts: 875
    The lich in the inn. Only because I like having magic but I'm lazy
  • CheesebellyCheesebelly Member Posts: 1,727
    edited August 2012
    A ghoul preying on the victim's cheese... hunting down dairy farmers and stealing tons of their stuff, hiding in my cozy little cheese cave of cheesiness.

    Life would be so good... ohhh, sweet sweet delicious cheese 8D
  • KharasKharas Member Posts: 150
    Come on.. ofc lich living in the walls of an inn.. close to beer and lose women.. what more do you need to sweaten the "after" life, or what ever its called when you are still running around :)

    What did the hooker say to the lich when he offered her a beer?"

    "Is that a bone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Umm definitely a vampire. Easily the sexiest of all the undead. Though I would keep a lower profile than Bodhi. No guild wars for me.
  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    What I would like to be and what I'd actually be is very different thing. I would like to be an Lich, but i'm just ordinary loser, so I would end up as a zombie, lol.
  • gfm50gfm50 Member Posts: 124
    ZelgadisGW said:

    What I would like to be and what I'd actually be is very different thing. I would like to be an Lich, but i'm just ordinary loser, so I would end up as a zombie, lol.

    You could eat brains better than the rest.

  • HerrderGezeitenHerrderGezeiten Member Posts: 139
    A Skeleton Dragon like the one of the old poster.

    No Brain or Blood eating for me -> I'm starving to death, unlucky i'am already,...
  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    gfm50 said:



    You could eat brains better than the rest.

    Can undead die of starvation? I'm asking, because nowadays more and more people seem to be mind flyers' victims ;]. (Thought I don't mean anyone in particular).
  • FrozenDervishFrozenDervish Member Posts: 295
    Vampire simply because level draining is the most evil thing ever.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    I'd be a lady vampire because I like that funny little dance they do.
  • neleotheszeneleothesze Member Posts: 231
    edited August 2012
    A vampire because they seem the most lucid and wander around more than liches. I'd probably explore the realms at night, feeding on unsuspecting travelers, occasionally charming a human to get a free bed at an inn and never staying around long enough for people to follow a trail. :)
  • lockmundlockmund Member Posts: 354
    Judging by my picture I'd say a wight, but a ghoul will do.
  • Tr_ondTr_ond Member Posts: 496
    Vampire easy. Quick and deadly and still "alive" enough to while away eternity with practical jokes or scaring nuns to death by flailing a bright blue painted piece of male anatomy in-front of their faces, and generally tearing shit up for fun.
  • NWN_babaYagaNWN_babaYaga Member Posts: 732
    A spectre or wraith!
  • SallparadiseSallparadise Member Posts: 94
    You didn't mention random skeleton throwing darts at you.
  • DazzuDazzu Member Posts: 950
    Hmmm, there's no Specter, Dracolich or Shadow option.
  • Ulfgar_TorunnUlfgar_Torunn Member Posts: 169
    edited August 2012
    Well... my necromancy is a little rusty, so I probably can't be a lich...
    ...I've also grown somewhat attached to my body (ha, ha, very punny), so demi-lich isn't even an option...

    ...hmmm...

    I guess I could be a vampire.

    But, then again, twinkling in the sun is rather silly...
    Not to mention the bad hair days if I can't see my reflection.

    Ulfgar Torunn
    (This beard isn't going to groom itself, you know)

    ...and ghouls are just what internet trolls become in the afterlife.

    So, a zombie it is.
  • nptitimnptitim Member Posts: 111
    I went with the Demi-Lich not because I think they are cool but there was one in a game (can't remember if it was BG or NWN) that lived in some house and it was the only thing I couldn't kill easily in the whole game so I am going for power with that vote
  • JediMindTrixJediMindTrix Member Posts: 305
    Vampires... I enjoy my sentience and propensity for violence.
    Liches are too reclusive >.<
  • AnduineAnduine Member Posts: 416
    Assuming I had a choice of what I became?

    I'd be some form of spectral knight trying to uphold the same ideals of valour, honour, and righteousness that I held in life. Perhaps after I perform more good deeds I will finally be able to rest in eternal and uninterrupted peace.
  • DougPiranhaDougPiranha Member Posts: 50
    A lech lich, prowling Athkatla, spying on naked wenches and having contingency: improved invisibility just in case.
  • IchigoRXCIchigoRXC Member Posts: 1,001
    I want to be an overly sarcastic floating talking skull with a very dark sense of humour.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Well, what is better than a lich? A lich with tentacles of course. Sign me in for alhoon.
  • gfm50gfm50 Member Posts: 124
    Sallparadise said:

    You didn't mention random skeleton throwing darts at you.

    Wow, major flaw in meh poll. Sry =/.

  • gfm50gfm50 Member Posts: 124
    Dazzu said:

    Hmmm, there's no Specter, Dracolich or Shadow option.

    Now we're getting excessive =P...
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