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Do you read books in your game?

SionIVSionIV Member Posts: 2,689
Do you read the books that you find in games? I've read every single book in Baldur's Gate but in most games i don't bother to read through them. This changed with Morrowind for me, this game has the best books in any game. The books in Morrowind are amazing and ranging from comical to suspense and even horror. Here is one of the more humorous books you can find in Morrowind.

The Lusty Argonian Maid

ACT IV, SCENE III, CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

And they even made a continuation in Skyrim!

ACT VII, SCENE II, CONTINUED

Lifts-Her-Tail: My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto: This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto: Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto: Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress' cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II

So what about you? Do you read any of the books that you find in game and if so what game?

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid

Comments

  • elementelement Member Posts: 833
    skyrim has some good ones

    I made it a personal quest to complete the series about the queen I forgot its name now
  • CoM_SolaufeinCoM_Solaufein Member Posts: 2,606
    I used to at one time. I open them, doesn't mean I read them now.
  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,609
    I used to read the ones in Baldur’s Gate, but I have not read them again in a long time. I agree with @kcwise I would love to have a book collector in the game. I think that a nice mod could be made for that.
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