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"If it bleeds... I can kill it" - The things Shar-Teel CAN'T kill!

WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
edited September 2012 in Archive (General Discussion)
-- CHARNAME (assuming he's a male and is stronger than Shar-Teel).
-- Khalid
-- Lesser Shadows
-- Greater Shadows
-- Air Elemental
-- Fire Elemental
-- Water Elemental
-- Earth Elemental
-- Battle Horror
-- Fission Slime
-- Grey Ooze
-- Green Slime
-- Helmed Horror
-- Mustard Jelly
-- Ochre Jelly
-- Skeletons
-- Golems
-- Ghosts
-- Zombies (mch202: "Zombies are by definition an animated corpse, and corpses have three stages of decay before they become skeletons"). Result: Shar-Teel is able to defeat zombies, unless they've already sufficiently rotted and have no blood with which to bleed.

...And more!
  1. "If it bleeds... I can kill it" - The things Shar-Teel CAN'T kill!73 votes
    1. Smart ass.
      53.42%
    2. Ass smart.
      46.58%
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  • raywindraywind Member Posts: 289
    skeletons have bone marrow to bleed, slimes can ooze slime out like jellys also, fire elemental can bleed lava, water elemental bleeds on its own. SMART ASS!
  • WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
    @raywind Nooooooooooooooo! Those don't count because there's no blood!
  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    Don't forget about air elementals.
  • mch202mch202 Member Posts: 1,455
    Playing Resident Evil - Zombies have quite a lot of blood.. :-p
  • Thief_Of_NavarreThief_Of_Navarre Member Posts: 26
    They bleed... transparent gases? Forget it.
  • IsairIsair Member Posts: 217
    She'll carry a corpse of a fallen foe around then resort to a blood transfusion for enemies that don't.
  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    @Thief_Of_Navarre Now that you mention it, everything bleeds :)
    PS. Nice avatar.
  • WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
    ZelgadisGW said:

    Don't forget about air elementals.

    Just added. :D
    mch202 said:

    Playing Resident Evil - Zombies have quite a lot of blood.. :-p

    How came something which has little flesh left hold blood? The only zombies that would have blood would be recently buried ones.
  • mch202mch202 Member Posts: 1,455
    Ward said:

    ZelgadisGW said:

    Don't forget about air elementals.

    Just added. :D
    mch202 said:

    Playing Resident Evil - Zombies have quite a lot of blood.. :-p

    How came something which has little flesh left hold blood? The only zombies that would have blood would be recently buried ones.
    I think it also depends why it become a Zombie.

    also, zombie is an Animated Corpse by definition - and a Corpse have 3 stages of decay until it become a Skeleton ( thanks wiki ) - so the question is at what stage the corpse had been animated..


  • WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
    @Mch202 I know exactly where you're going with this. You're saying Shar-Teel CAN kill zombies, but not if they've sufficiently rotted in the ground and their blood is dried up?
  • mch202mch202 Member Posts: 1,455
    edited September 2012
    Ward said:

    @Mch202 I know exactly where you're going with this. You're saying Shar-Teel CAN kill zombies, but not if they've sufficiently rotted in the ground and their blood is dried up?

    Yes.. yes.. exactly that :-p

    you should side note it in the OP. :)


  • WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
    edited September 2012
    @Mch202 Finished now, go read it. :)

    EDIT: Fixed it, it was wrong.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    edited September 2012
    She can't kill Khalid. At least she couldn't the last time I played. That's why she ended up joining my party. She must have felt pretty humiliated about that one ...
  • WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
    @permidion_Stark Updated!
  • raywindraywind Member Posts: 289
    Those zombies that are bloodless still have bone and then the skeleton thing applies here so they bleed bone marrow :D
  • WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
    @raywind I don't know what bone marrow is, but I'll take your word for it. Are you saying if you cut a bone in half it will bleed?
  • raywindraywind Member Posts: 289
    well technically it cant bleed but it might.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_marrow
  • CCarluNNCCarluNN Member Posts: 200
    Is there a way to view the poll results without voting? I think there is quite a demand for such an option.
  • WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
    edited September 2012
    @CCarluNN No, you'll have to choose whether I am one of the following, a smart ass or an ass smart. I'll give you a hint though, the one which I am is ahead, mwuahahahahah.
  • CCarluNNCCarluNN Member Posts: 200
    @Ward Bummer, it would have helped to understand what madness drove the OP to create such a poll, without ridiculing oneself into it.
  • Permidion_StarkPermidion_Stark Member Posts: 4,861
    CCarluNN said:

    @Ward Bummer, it would have helped to understand what madness drove the OP to create such a poll, without ridiculing oneself into it.

    If it will help you save face I can tell you that currently the Smart Asses lead the Ass Smarts 10 to 6.

  • WardWard Member Posts: 1,305
    edited September 2012
    CCarluNN said:

    @Ward Bummer, it would have helped to understand what madness drove the OP to create such a poll, without ridiculing oneself into it.

    It was a dark and stormy night (no it really is, RUN AWAY!!!). I was thinking to myself, as I watched a rerun of "Everybody Loves Raymond", what would Minsc do at a time like this, where the sun is hiding away?

    So I went to lift some weights and I remembered how Minsc and Shar-Teel both have paint on their faces. I was so amazed by this colour co-ordinated discovery that I stubbed my toe on my pet rock, Prof. Rocky, and it bled real bad. No I mean my toe, no my rock. Rocks don't bleed you silly.

    Then I remembered Shar-Teel said she can kill everything that bleeds. My smart assness took control and force me to make a thread cruelly smudging the name of Shar-Teel with non-permanent water soluble ink.
  • AHFAHF Member Posts: 1,376
    This is a basic logic issue.

    If Shar-Teel can kill everything that bleeds, it does not mean that she cannot kill things that don't bleed.

    If I say I can eat all things made from fish, that doesn't mean I can't eat a hamburger.
  • HaHaCharadeHaHaCharade Member Posts: 1,644
    Shar-Teel is hot. I like her violent tendencies. I wouldn't mind killing some of that BOO-TAY mahself. To bad she's not into dudes.... Even worse, she's not real. This suddenly got depressing and weird. I'll stop now.
  • AlejandroAlejandro Member Posts: 201
    Hahaha, great thread. The "Khalid" anecdote made me lol irl haha.
  • odeeodee Member Posts: 87
    Such insightfull anecdotes from such a topic , who will thought of such things ...
  • SmaugSmaug Member Posts: 216
    This is dumber than the poll asking if there were too many polls.
  • JolanthusJolanthus Member Posts: 292
    Ward said:

    How came something which has little flesh left hold blood? The only zombies that would have blood would be recently buried ones.

    Depends on the burial procedures. Only religions that don't allow enbalming would still behave blood. But in Resident evil isn't it a virus? That would explain the bloody fleshyness.
    mch202 said:


    I think it also depends why it become a Zombie.

    also, zombie is an Animated Corpse by definition - and a Corpse have 3 stages of decay until it become a Skeleton ( thanks wiki ) - so the question is at what stage the corpse had been animated..

    That would depend on the enbalming process and/or conditions at burial.


  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Mummies, Wraiths, Spectres, Shadows, Xag-yi, Xeg-ya. Mephits, any kind of elemental, Lich, Yellow Musk Creeper, Golems, Gelatinous Cube, Slimes and Jellies, Crimson Death.
  • SchneidendSchneidend Member Posts: 3,190
    If it bleeds, I can kill it. If it doesn't bleed, I can make it bleed. Then, I can kill it.
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