What does the Familiar Say ?
DevardKrown
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we all know and Love our little HP Extending Inventory Sponges , but what do they actually say ?
I know that the Imp is a Grudgy lil bastard always watching out then you hit him again , or that the Pseudo Dragon Likes to roast Apples, i also know that they actually change their Dialog of the "any advice for me ?" question depending on the Chapter your in , but never could find a list of those, and im not really feeling to play the game for every Alignment just to find out :P
so anyone know a place where you could read up on those ?
I know that the Imp is a Grudgy lil bastard always watching out then you hit him again , or that the Pseudo Dragon Likes to roast Apples, i also know that they actually change their Dialog of the "any advice for me ?" question depending on the Chapter your in , but never could find a list of those, and im not really feeling to play the game for every Alignment just to find out :P
so anyone know a place where you could read up on those ?
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[spoiler=Chapter 1, Chateau Irenicus] It looks at the darkness for a long moment before turning its colorful eyes back at you. "Let us be away from this dark place, my Lady/Lord. That is my advice." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 1, Athkatla] The dragon looks about quizzically before turning its multifaceted eyes back upon you. "We go to the place of the poor? The slums, my Lady/Lord? I do not know." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 2] The little dragon chuckles to itself musically. "You must collect gold, my Lady/Lord. Coins and coins enough to find your answers." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 3] It almost seems to frown, its whirling eyes settling on a baleful yellow before continuing. "I do not know, my Lady/Lord. You must continue these tasks, no?" [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 4] It ponders for a long moment, flicking its tail absently, before turning back again. "We must stop this wizard. Save you and the little sister. That is my advice." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 5] It looks around for a moment, its eyes dimming with fear as its tail curls up under its belly. "We must be away from this place soon, my Lady/Lord. Please?" [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 6] It thinks for a moment and then its eyes brighten dramatically. "We must find the sacred elven city, my Lady/Lord. Your wizard lies therein, I am certain." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 7] It growls menacingly, but not at you. It flicks its tail wickedly several times. "The wizard, my Lady/Lord. He must die, and you must live." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 8] The little dragon looks up at you for a moment, its eyes shimmering. "You must survive, my Lady/Lord. Your heritage places you in great danger!" It whips its tail about agitatedly. [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 9] Its bright eyes look piercingly into yours. "There has been so much death, my Lady/Lord. So much destruction. But I trust you will find the way to do what is right." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 10] For a moment, the dragon growls fiercely. "The imposter must die, my Lady/Lord! You must somehow go into the Throne of Bhaal and confront her!" [/spoiler]
Neutral Familiars
[spoiler=Chapter 1, Chateau Irenicus] Looking about at the darkness, the familiar turns back with a shrug. "I would say let us be off to the surface, Man/Woman. Surely food is more plentiful there." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 1, Athkatla] It looks about for several moments, watching various city animals and people. It finally turns back, almost startled. "What? Advice? Ah... no. No advice." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 2] The little animal thinks to itself for a few moments and then saunters away, presenting its tail and bum to you. Apparently, it has tired of thinking. [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 3] It thinks for a long moment and then seems to drift off, yawning widely. It stares, blinking several times. "Feed me, and then pet me some more. That is my advice." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 4] "Let's see... the wizard is behind all your trials, yes? Then it is easy, Man/Woman. Find him, kill him, and your troubles are no more. Now will you feed me, yes?" [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 5] It looks about balefully, its ears folding back against its head in fear. "This... is a place where I am food. I do not like this place. We should go elsewhere." [/spoiler]
[Spoiler=Chapter 6] "Hmm, the elven city has the Tree of Life within, Man/Woman, a wondrous thing connected to all that is natural. You must find the city and the Tree. That is my advice." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 7] As it thinks, its eyes glow red with uncharacteristic ferocity. "There is only one solution, Man/Woman. For you to survive, the wizard must die. That is how it must be." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 8] The little animal shrugs, bored. "I do not know what advice to give. The wizard is dead, you have your soul... can you not just leave?" It yawns widely. "Maybe build an army. Isn't that what you do?" [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 9] It blinks several times, thinking hard. "It... seems to me that there is a reason that all the children of Bhaal are coming together. You must end it, I think." It grins suddenly. "And, of course, you must win!" [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 10] "The only answer must be obvious... you must find this female who has lied to you and kill her! You must travel to the Abyss, and her life must be ended!" It shrugs. "Or, at least, that's what I would do." [/spoiler]
Evil Familiars
[spoiler=Chapter 1, Chateau Irenicus] It looks around a few moments before turning back to you. "Yeah, I got advice. Get your tail outta here, or hadn't you figured that out? Sheesh, ye're dumb." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 1, Athkatla] It rolls its eyes in an exaggerated fashion. "What? Now I'm your tourist guide? Do whatever you want, boss. Go kill a king or something, sheesh." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 2] "Let's see... advice. Advice... advice. Oh, yeah, I know... STOP BUGGIN' ME! Yeah, that's the ticket..." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 3] "Well heck, I guess you just do what you're told, eh? Now, if you'd listened to me right off the bat, boss, you never would've gotten into this mess..." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 4] It gives looks about and gives a quick shiver. "Yeah, I got advice right, boss. Stick your head between your legs an' kiss your butt goodbye." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 5] The demon looks about. "What? Seems like a cheery enough place. Slaughter the locals, set yourself up as absolute ruler and tyrant. Works for me." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 6] The creature looks quizzical. "Isn't it obvious? You get to that elven city. All that pillaging, there's gotta be treasure ripe for the taking. Sheesh." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 7] "But you want my advice? I'd say you're screwed, boss. But that's just my opinion. You can go ahead and do whatever you want." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 8] It scratches its head for a moment before replying. "There's big trouble, boss. The time has come for all you Bhaalspawn. The jig's up. Time to pay the piper, you know. Just don't get cracked is all I can say about it." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 9] The impish creature grins from ear to ear. "Well... kill them before they kill you. That's what my grandpappy always said. Until he was, um, killed..." [/spoiler]
[spoiler=Chapter 10] It shrugs. "Seems simple to me, boss. Kill the bitch." [/spoiler]
edit: to be honest only the Pseudo Dragon and the Imp are of Concern to me ^^ first because ..its a tiny dragon ! second because its almost always the Alignment i choose (if not restricted to another) because being lawful evil IS the very best there is !
I hope to finish copy/pasting the rest of the advice strings tomorrow if I have time.
Now the only thing left is to check dialogues for BGEE and IWDEE...
edit: i didn't mean to make it sound like i'm a terrible imp-kicking person....
Sorting Hat: "And for you, Dave, a pseudo dragon."
Dave: "That's so awesome! ^_^"
Sorting Hat: "For you, Bob, a fairy dragon."
Bob: "Cool! "
Sorting Hat: "For you, Stuart.....a rabbit."
Stuart: "Dammit -_-"
Sorting Hat: "N....Never mind Stuart ...here have a Quasit"
Stuart aint taking shit from no Sorting hat.
You are telepathically linked and you witnessed and feel 1st hand the "horror of dying" X_X
Especially when the Gnoll roast that "wabbit" ALIVE =.=
Wow, cheeeesy!