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  • FardragonFardragon Member Posts: 4,511
    edited June 2017
    Squire said:

    ThacoBell said:

    @Squire Your point on arrows reminds of an amusing subversion I saw in a movie once. The big climax was a castle siege and during the day the castle defenders shot nothing but flaming arrows at the attackers. Then when night fell, they suddenly launched several volleys of normal arrows. The defenders had gotten so used to seeing fire, they completely unprepared. The rest of the movie was pretty mediocre, but that scene was pretty amusing.

    Was that Timeline, by any chance? :D I think I know the scene you're on about... does the guy shout "Night arrows!" at the moment in question?

    That film was awful... which is a shame, because the book was so damn good!
    I thought the book was awful - a second rate Doctor Who knock off.

    Go and watch "The Time Warrior" on DVD instead.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    ThacoBell said:

    mlnevese said:

    Well the theory is that Godzilla actually uses all the radiation and heat to fuel its own body but is vulnerable to kinetic attacks... Of course it does not explain how it resists the blast itself :)

    Being Godzilla is like memetic Chuck Norris. You win because you are ;)
    But who would win if Chuck Norris decided to fight Godzilla?
  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,979
    Tolkien elves forever being used in fantasy on general!
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    mlnevese said:

    ThacoBell said:

    mlnevese said:

    Well the theory is that Godzilla actually uses all the radiation and heat to fuel its own body but is vulnerable to kinetic attacks... Of course it does not explain how it resists the blast itself :)

    Being Godzilla is like memetic Chuck Norris. You win because you are ;)
    But who would win if Chuck Norris decided to fight Godzilla?
    That's a tough one. Maybe a push...

    But what if Mike Ditka took both of them on with one hand tied behind his back?
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    mlnevese said:

    ThacoBell said:

    mlnevese said:

    Well the theory is that Godzilla actually uses all the radiation and heat to fuel its own body but is vulnerable to kinetic attacks... Of course it does not explain how it resists the blast itself :)

    Being Godzilla is like memetic Chuck Norris. You win because you are ;)
    But who would win if Chuck Norris decided to fight Godzilla?
    Mr. Rogers
  • SquireSquire Member Posts: 511
    Fardragon said:



    I thought the book was awful - a second rate Doctor Who knock off.

    Really? That wasn't my impression at all... although I suppose as a time travel novel it's not exactly mind blowing, as it focuses less on the mechanics of the time travel itself and more on the actual history and the people... but that's precisely what I liked about it.

    For me, it was the fact that the students underestimated the medievals several times, because they fell into the usual trap of thinking modern = more intelligent and low-tech = stupid, that I liked. The reason I hated the film is because this really did not come across at all, and in my eyes, it totally missed the point. It wasn't meant to be "adventures in time with lots of paradoxes and clever plot twists!", it was more "let's look at medieval people from a modern perspective, they're not as stupid as you might think!".

    The film did turn it into a second rate Doctor Who knock-off, though.
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    mlnevese said:

    I was just thinking... if someone made a movie where the main character uses a katana-shaped lightsaber made by an ancient japanese jedi this character would be absolutely impossible to defeat, right?

    Unless a lightkatana counts as a doomsday weapon, in which case he will be defeated by an old magician or a boy with a slingshot, his girlfriend will trick him into beheading himself with his own weapon (by turning it on in front of a mirror or somesuch), or he will trip over and stab himself to death. :grin:
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    mlnevese said:

    I was just thinking... if someone made a movie where the main character uses a katana-shaped lightsaber made by an ancient japanese jedi this character would be absolutely impossible to defeat, right?

    Of course eventually he would get bored of winning all the time. That's when he hangs it up on his wall and buys an interstellar sushi bar. Naturally he'll blow the dust off it and bequeath it to the first entity who's story of persecution brings a tear to his eye...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    That main character would have no chance at all against the girl-next-door childhood friend yandere sith's grandmother's former roommate's levitating, plasma shooting chihuahua.

    But nothing stands a chance against an angry chihuahua... What if it's the chihuahua who wields the lightkatana (I really liked this one @Montresor_SP) :)
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    edited June 2017
    Doesn't matter if it's a lightkatana, dietkatana or katanazerosugar. Paws are downright terrible at holding things. That's why the experient sith pet owner modifies their pet's bodies with a couple of useful gimmicks. Such as a miniature atom reactor or absolute zero icebox. They even get a free water dispenser upgrade.
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    O_Bruce said:

    "The deadliest edged weapons ever"
    I did not know that light has an edge.

    Well, it does do both piercing and slashing damage!
  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    More like fire damage, due to intense heat.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Which is why melee weapons made out of lasers are so deadly... for their users. The metal hilt transfers the very heat directly to the unprotected hands. Let's throw in those silly crossguards made of intense heat as well. Roasted yedi=sith shish-kebab coming up~!
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    I think it's even worse than that... I believe lightsabers are supposed to be contained plasma fields... if so the temperature may be anywhere between a few thousand degrees to a few million :)
  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    And it still doesn't burn the user? Whoa, technology!
  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910
    O_Bruce said:

    "The deadliest edged weapons ever"
    I did not know that light has an edge.

    As we could see, it does have an edge over the katana. -rimshot-

    Since we already have sabers with contained plasma fields, I think it's time the jedi developed a Dirac sea saber. Their enemies would die out of pure fascination over such a device.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited June 2017

    Along the same line:

    All computers in the universe are compatible!

    Therefore it makes complete sense that we can win a war against aliens with superior technology by infecting their computers with our viruses. It's easier to communicate with alien computer technology than it is to transfer files between a Windows PC and an Macintosh.
    Now we only need to make human software actually work with the OS they were supposed to be projected for :)
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    I will start sending my ebook bills to people in this thread... :)
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited June 2017
    Or indifferent... I would love to see a story where the aliens arrive on the Solar system, everybody gets ready for the First Contact and the Alien ship just goes on passing by the system and completely ignoring any attempt to contact them.

    Regarding AIs the same applies... an AI could just ignore humans and go on with its own plans...
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