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Idea for a brand new TV Show! :)

mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
edited June 16 in Off-Topic
After telling @Zaghoul that at least nobody had said he looked like someone from the Bigfoot Hunters program I decided to watch one. It's AMAZING! Despite the fact that nobody has ever captured a Bigfoot and even less studied one in the Wild, they know everything about it, mating patterns, feeding patterns etc.

So I say we should release an Alien Hunters TV Show where every week we'll travel to some nice place, paid by our sponsors, of course, to hunt Aliens living on Earth.

We will discover a lot of proof, that later is revealed proved nothing, including many blurred photos.

When our ratings start to decline we'll get the great twist... we will discover someone from the team is actually an alien living on Earth!

We'll need some specialists and some cameras that are unable to shoot a good image. Any other ideas? :)
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  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,473
    You will be hosting, right? Setting up my TVO to record as we speak. Must see TV! :)
    mlneveseBalrog99
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    Well... we have to discover someone from the crew is an alien, don't we? :smile:
    ThacoBellRavenslight
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 824
    Don't forget about the alien abductions. I'm sure they've impregnated many unwilling females by now with their foul alien spawn. That's the main reason aliens travel here from galaxies hundreds of thousands of light-years away isn't it???
    mlneveseRavenslightThacoBellNonnahswriter
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    I thought it was all about the cows and painting graffiti in plantations...
    RavenslightThacoBell
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    edited June 17
    @Balrog99 I think one of the alien guys from History Channel actually said that both Bigfoot AND the Loch Ness Monster were aliens or extradimensional beings... I think we could do an entire season on them alone...
    Balrog99RavenslightThacoBellNonnahswriter
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 824
    mlnevese said:

    @Balrog99 I think one of the alien guys from History Channel actually said that both Bigfoot AND the Loch Ness Monster were aliens or extradimensional beings... I think we could do an entire season on them alone...

    I love it! I'm setting up my DVR now!
    mlneveseRavenslightThacoBell
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    edited June 17
    We still need to assemble a team... we need:

    1) A skeptic.
    2) The person who believes EVERYONE is an alien
    3) A Specialist.

    I think I'm forgetting someone...
    Balrog99RavenslightThacoBell
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 824
    I can be the skeptic. It's in my nature. I have a nice sarcastic wit that would likely play well to an audience too. I don't work cheap though...
    mlneveseRavenslight
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    Have you seen the places the guys in the other shows go? We'll be making a fortune :)
    Balrog99Ravenslight
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 824
    I've always wanted to visit Tibet. Do you think we can have a yeti episode?
    mlneveseRavenslightThacoBell
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    Sure during the Bigfoot season...
    Balrog99Ravenslight
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member Posts: 1,249
    Wellll, ya probably at least need this guy as maybe a recurring guest.

    http://www.alienhunter.org/

    Probably need info sources on the website, for reading & film lists. Of course, The National Enquirer has GOT to be one of the 'hot sheets', for leads. B)
    Balrog99mlneveseRavenslight
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    Zaghoul said:

    Wellll, ya probably at least need this guy as maybe a recurring guest.

    http://www.alienhunter.org/

    Probably need info sources on the website, for reading & film lists. Of course, The National Enquirer has GOT to be one of the 'hot sheets', for leads. B)

    They can be one of our sponsors... those trips aren't cheap :)
    RavenslightBalrog99
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652

    Hmm… How about having viewers phone in tips? As it happens, I have this one irritating neighbor...

    Sure and then we go on to harass errr... investigate this neighbor...
    RavenslightThacoBell
  • sarevok57sarevok57 Member Posts: 2,952
    if ya really want your alien TV show to pick up off the ground you NEED Giorgio Tsoukalos, there is no alien expert better than that guy :)
    Balrog99Ravenslightmlnevese
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 824
    sarevok57 said:

    if ya really want your alien TV show to pick up off the ground you NEED Giorgio Tsoukalos, there is no alien expert better than that guy :)

    I'm almost positive that he IS an alien!
    Ravenslightmlnevesesarevok57
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    Balrog99 said:

    sarevok57 said:

    if ya really want your alien TV show to pick up off the ground you NEED Giorgio Tsoukalos, there is no alien expert better than that guy :)

    I'm almost positive that he IS an alien!
    Considering the Galactic Council Law about refugees living in Primitive Worlds I can't deny or confirm that...
    Ravenslight
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 824
    The real question is:

    Is he violating the Prime Directive by revealing the aliens' presence?
    Ravenslightmlnevese
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    edited June 17
    Nope... as long as mostly everyone thinks he is crazy and he provides no real evidence of aliens it is ok... not that I'm confirming or denying he is an alien, understand? :)
    Ravenslightsarevok57Balrog99
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 2,830
    mlnevese said:

    So far we've got...

    The Mysterious Guy in Black that visits suspects at 3am.
    The Skeptic
    The Infiltrated Alien

    For this kind of show we need:

    The Specialist in Aliens, who knows everything about aliens without ever seeing one... even less speaking with one.

    The Beautiful Woman who is extremely intelligent... Some people think that a beautiful woman can't be intelligent and it's surprising to them to see one... don't ask me why, humans are strange. It is also mandatory in this kind of show.

    The Comic Relief... the guy who falls in holes, gets scared at anything, etc. Also there must be one in every show of this kind

    Wait, are you telling me that they aren't ALL comic relief in this kind of show?
    Ravenslightmlnevese
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 7,652
    ThacoBell said:

    mlnevese said:

    So far we've got...

    The Mysterious Guy in Black that visits suspects at 3am.
    The Skeptic
    The Infiltrated Alien

    For this kind of show we need:

    The Specialist in Aliens, who knows everything about aliens without ever seeing one... even less speaking with one.

    The Beautiful Woman who is extremely intelligent... Some people think that a beautiful woman can't be intelligent and it's surprising to them to see one... don't ask me why, humans are strange. It is also mandatory in this kind of show.

    The Comic Relief... the guy who falls in holes, gets scared at anything, etc. Also there must be one in every show of this kind

    Wait, are you telling me that they aren't ALL comic relief in this kind of show?
    Well... they are... but the others pretend to take themselves seriously...
    ThacoBell
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member Posts: 1,249
    mlnevese said:

    Zaghoul said:

    mlnevese said:

    Hmm… How about having viewers phone in tips? As it happens, I have this one irritating neighbor...

    Sure and then we go on to harass errr... investigate this neighbor...
    Can I go and beat (I mean knock) on the door repeatedly at 3 in am, and tell him we are investigating reports of imminent alien activity in the vicinity? I'll talk nice and calm like. B)
    Sure... but you should do that wearing a black suit, sunglasses and driving a black car...
    Hmm, strange that, I seem to have all that stuff already... :*

    I don't know though, come to think of it, last time I walked into the Gun & Pawn wearing my black oilskin overcoat AND wide brim hat, the guy behind the counter turned so quick after hearing my voice he said he was startin to reach for the gun under the counter when he saw me. Lawd...

    In other words, if anybody should, the guy showing up at 3AM better have a good company Insurance plan. ;)

    ThacoBellmlnevese
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