Hmm… How about having viewers phone in tips? As it happens, I have this one irritating neighbor...
Sure and then we go on to harass errr... investigate this neighbor...
Can I go and beat (I mean knock) on the door repeatedly at 3 in am, and tell him we are investigating reports of imminent alien activity in the vicinity? I'll talk nice and calm like.
Sure... but you should do that wearing a black suit, sunglasses and driving a black car...
Hmm, strange that, I seem to have all that stuff already...
I don't know though, come to think of it, last time I walked into the Gun & Pawn wearing my black oilskin overcoat AND wide brim hat, the guy behind the counter turned so quick after hearing my voice he said he was startin to reach for the gun under the counter when he saw me. Lawd...
In other words, if anybody should, the guy showing up at 3AM better have a good company Insurance plan.
We can always get you a bulletproof overcoat..they are just around US$ 1000,00 buying from the Internet.
How did you all allow me to forget a vital member of the team?!
The Guy who believes he has met/observed/dreamed about an alien and had his whole life transformed by the experience! We can't do the show without one of those!
Oh lawd, I hope there are not any comets passing closely in the near future, we don't need more folks in cults 'drinking the kool-aid' so to speak, as happened several years ago. Might need some real astro-physicists on board as guests occasionally.
Sort of one of those pre show blubs like ' The views expressed on this show are not...' well ya get the picture, hehheh.
In Florida. Honestly, the scariest thing about global warming is that the polar caps will melt, seas will rise, and Florida Man will move into your neighborhood. Honestly, the more I see of Florida and Los Angeles, the more I believe that cold kills off rotten brain cells.
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The Guy who believes he has met/observed/dreamed about an alien and had his whole life transformed by the experience! We can't do the show without one of those!
http://www.thebeacontoday.com/single-post/2017/03/20/Alien-abductions-have-been-sighted-in-Florida
Might need some real astro-physicists on board as guests occasionally.
Sort of one of those pre show blubs like ' The views expressed on this show are not...' well ya get the picture, hehheh.