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  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    edited February 2018

    "Never get involved in a land war in Asia"

    "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"

    - William Goldman The Princess Bride

  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985



  • DrHappyAngryDrHappyAngry Member Posts: 1,577
    JoenSo said:

    The graffiti in Pompeii is one of my favorite ways to remind myself that people of the past were, well, people too. Raunchy people.

    The Eurymedon Vase https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurymedon_vase is similar. Even the wikipedia article I linked to doesn't show a picture. If you really want to see it, do a google images search for it, it's kind of hilarious, just be warned it's NSFW. It's a dirty Vase from the Greek and Persian wars.

    Roland The Farter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter is another example. Henry II of England gave that man an estate and all Roland had to do was perform one jump, one whistle, and one fart, at the King's court on Christmas.
  • dreamtravelerdreamtraveler Member Posts: 377
    I killed that bank.
    -- Andrew Jackson
  • dreamtravelerdreamtraveler Member Posts: 377
    @Montresor_SP
    No prison is as perfect as the one you don't perceive.
    --Me
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    edited February 2018

    "...Und any plan vere you lose you hat iz?"
    "A bad plan?"
    "Right again!"

    -- Phil and Kaja Folio, Girl Genius

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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    Resentment is one burden that is incompatible with your success. Always be the first to forgive; and forgive yourself first always.
    -- Dan Zadra

  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    edited February 2018

    You can't satisfy everybody; especially if there are those who will be dissatisfied unless not everybody is satisfied.
    --Robert Nozick

  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens.
    The sleeper must awaken.
    -- Frank Herbert

  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    (1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
    (2) Time accelerates.
    (3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.
    -- Gomme's Laws

  • TorgrimmerTorgrimmer Member Posts: 331
    "Are you Enemy or Foe?"

    Josh
  • ZaghoulZaghoul Member, Moderator Posts: 3,938

  • DrHappyAngryDrHappyAngry Member Posts: 1,577
    "If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited February 2018

    Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is not wisdom.
    -- Cliff Stoll & Gary Schubert

  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164

    If you're going to hire ogres, give them sick days and benefits or they will kill you.
    -- Abraham Lincoln

  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give that same man a fishing pole and he'll stay out on a boat all day drinking beer...

    - Confucius (or somebody like that)
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