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civian1991civian1991 Member Posts: 57
edited July 2018 in Off-Topic
I'll start

Where did Napolean hide his armies?

In his sleevies

Comments

  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910
    Have you seen the latest pirate movie? It's rated arrr!
  • O_BruceO_Bruce Member Posts: 2,790
    What it is? Brown and sticky?
    A stick.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    Someone gets beheaded.

    “That was a close shave!”

    Am I doing it right?
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    We went fishing, not catching.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Nimran said:


    Am I doing it right?

    Depends on what you got left.
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    Why can't you play poker on the African Savanna?

    because there's too many cheetahs.
  • fluke13fluke13 Member Posts: 399
    What's green and furry, and goes up and down?

    A gooseberry in a lift (elevator)


    What goes "Har har har clonk!"?

    A man laughing his head off


    What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your underpants?

    Your grandmother


  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910
    Let's not forget the wonderful joke you hear in Brynnlaw in BG2:

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A FSSSHHH
  • 10Bazza1110Bazza11 Member Posts: 169
    Why did the sand blush?

    Because the seaweed.
  • zandy411zandy411 Member Posts: 1
    edited November 2023
    Why were the lips in a hurry? They were racing for a kiss!
    Post edited by zandy411 on
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