@Kamigoroshi , That was hilarious! I'm surprised there's not a lot more parody about how game developers screw us constantly and we just bend over and take it - and still want more.
@LadyRhian , In Gandalf's defense, in the book "The Hobbit", he did cast a Burning Hands at some worgs once that treed Bilbo's party and him. Gandalf is the greatest wizard of all time who only ever cast first level spells. You know, I never saw a relation between Gandalf and Alveus Malcanter before, but ... hmmm.
Had my first in-person D&D session with my wife and dad last night. I ran a kobold bard who insisted on people including his title of "Proffessor" whenever addressed. He speaks vaguley like old trope of the british academic explorer and would give bardic inspiration to his companions with such gems as, "Try to do things like me!" or "Keep a stiff upper lip!" I made the DM faceplam multiple times with his antics. It was a good time.
@LadyRhian , Loved the Professor Snape cameo. And more mount jokes that I'm almost sure are referencing some of the more ridiculous World of Warcraft mounts. This cartoonist has got have played WoW at some point.
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@LadyRhian , In Gandalf's defense, in the book "The Hobbit", he did cast a Burning Hands at some worgs once that treed Bilbo's party and him. Gandalf is the greatest wizard of all time who only ever cast first level spells. You know, I never saw a relation between Gandalf and Alveus Malcanter before, but ... hmmm.
Aka "Rolling a natural 1..."
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