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  • Troodon80Troodon80 Member, Developer Posts: 4,110
    mlnevese said:

    Maybe a permanent aura of remove fear... or an illusion making it look like a giant fluffy white bunny?

    Or a panda. No one is afraid of a panda.

    Thread needs more werepanda.
  • moopymoopy Member Posts: 938
    @Troodon80

    I clicked on that picture and you scarred me for life.
  • DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
    I remember my first BG2 solo - I was a 30rd level sorcerer who killed Irenicus with energy blades...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited January 2013
    @Troodon80 What about werepandaslimes? Just to keep the thread's motif ;)
  • Troodon80Troodon80 Member, Developer Posts: 4,110
    @moopy, good, good, everything is going according to plan. Soon, pandas will rule by fear.

    @mlnevese, I can do one better. Werepandaspiderslime.

  • moopymoopy Member Posts: 938
    Ok, NOW I've been scarred for life.

    During this experience I now realize I didn't know what that meant before.
  • Troodon80Troodon80 Member, Developer Posts: 4,110
    I found it too difficult to incorporate a snail, so I left it at that...

    I envision this thing doing about 2d8 slashing damage, 1d8 per claw, +4 acid damage from the slime. If it bits, it does 1d6 Piercing damage +2 venom that persists over three rounds.

    Then there's the panda hug. 1d12 crushing damage, which has a 25% of instantly killing the opponent.

    All effects have a Death/Poison saving throw to only get half damage and avoid the effects.

    Or something. I haven't really put much thought into it.

    Sarevok wouldn't stand a chance.
  • moopymoopy Member Posts: 938
    I envision that thing doing 29402d129408349893 per claw + a billion fear damage to my psyche.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited January 2013
    Give it a dragon-like fear aura and 5 attacks/round two claws, two legs and a poisonous bite. It's a shame we´ll never see it in-game.... unless we have some patient graphics artist who wants to draw that and a modder who understands how the graphics externalization works in BGEE :)
  • moopymoopy Member Posts: 938
    @mlnevese

    Show that to your wife, it will cure her fear of snails.

    Of course that's because there won't be room to fear anything else...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited January 2013
    @moopy Hmmm... better not. If she dies of fright I'd receive a lifetime pension and 3 life insurances from different sources. That would make me a murder suspect ;)
  • Kitteh_On_A_CloudKitteh_On_A_Cloud Member Posts: 1,629
    This topic is scareeh. D;

    Let's talk about cookies. :o
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited January 2013
    @Kitteh_On_A_Cloud Sure you wanted to talk about wereslime cookies? Or werecookieslimes? Or, even better, the famous werepandaspiderslime cookies. :)
  • Troodon80Troodon80 Member, Developer Posts: 4,110
    Don't make me draw that. Please don't make me draw that.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    @Troodon80 Do not try to resist the slimecookie side of The Force, it's useless :)
  • Kitteh_On_A_CloudKitteh_On_A_Cloud Member Posts: 1,629
    @Troodon80: Draw it or expect to be blackmailed and stalked by my army of cyber bunnies. O_O
  • moopymoopy Member Posts: 938
    Dude, don't ruin cookies for us.

    I've had pandas ruined for me.

    (That is ridiculous, pandas are furry and awesome.)
  • AristilliusAristillius Member Posts: 873
    @mlnevese
    Someone make a poll about balancing the way too OP werebears to werebearslimespidersnail. Use carrion crawler grapics perhaps?


    =)
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    @Aristillius It's futile. They can't be balanced. Overpower is their nature. ;)
  • Kitteh_On_A_CloudKitteh_On_A_Cloud Member Posts: 1,629
    @mlnevese just proved werebears are too awesome for life to handle. This is truly a most epic day in the history of mankind. :')
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