You look to your left or right, and one character of your choice is next to you!

As the title suggests, you look to your left or right, and one character of your choice is next to you!
WHAT DO!
To my right is IMOEN! I yelp.
WHAT DO!
To my right is IMOEN! I yelp.

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Er... splat?
I feel bad.
My head hurts.
...
Oh damn, I think I petrified one of my eyestalks again. Help?!
Hold on, @KidCarnival you got your eye-stalks tangled again. At least it wasn't the disintegration one, remember what happened at the Red Sheaf Inn
If from any Baldur's Gate, then:
If it wasn't for the easy chance of getting hacked down, face first in gutter water--bleeding from every orifice--I would have chosen Korgan, don'tcha know?