Forum Folks as joinable BG NPCs
CrevsDaak
Member Posts: 7,155
This is based in @Shandyr's idea from a loooooong while ago.
@booinyoureyes
Race: Hamster/Human lycanthrope
Gender: Male
Class: Bard
Kit: Unkitted
Special Abilities: May be liked by lots of people, may get insane amount of likes each day and may store things on his cheeks.
Level: 11
@Dee
Race: Wombat
Gender: Male
Class: Administrator/Moderator/Beta Tester/Member/BGEE Team Member (Multi-class that is not usable by PCs).
Kit: Shadowdeeanswers
Special Abilities: Immune to Death, may cast Ban User an unlimited time each day, may Close Threads, may Promote and has a CHA score over 25 (27 to be precise).
Level: 50/50/50/51/50
@Heindrich
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter/Mage/Moderator
Kit: Kensai/Role-player
Special Abilities: may cast Ban User an unlimited amount of times each day, may Close Threads, may Promote, may use Kai ability, may tell powergamers that they should change their playing style.
Level: 7/19/24
@Anduin
Race: Undead (was Gnome in life)
Gender: Male, but he's Undead...
Class: Cleric/Mage
Kit: Priest of Kyuss/Necromancer
Special Abilities: Hates Lathander, may be re-mummified for free every 2,5 centuries, may not eat broccoli, may be graced by Cauli.
Level: 31/29
Everything on this thread is made jokingly, no offense of any kind should be taken from it.
@booinyoureyes
Race: Hamster/Human lycanthrope
Gender: Male
Class: Bard
Kit: Unkitted
Special Abilities: May be liked by lots of people, may get insane amount of likes each day and may store things on his cheeks.
Level: 11
@Dee
Race: Wombat
Gender: Male
Class: Administrator/Moderator/Beta Tester/Member/BGEE Team Member (Multi-class that is not usable by PCs).
Kit: Shadowdeeanswers
Special Abilities: Immune to Death, may cast Ban User an unlimited time each day, may Close Threads, may Promote and has a CHA score over 25 (27 to be precise).
Level: 50/50/50/51/50
@Heindrich
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter/Mage/Moderator
Kit: Kensai/Role-player
Special Abilities: may cast Ban User an unlimited amount of times each day, may Close Threads, may Promote, may use Kai ability, may tell powergamers that they should change their playing style.
Level: 7/19/24
@Anduin
Race: Undead (was Gnome in life)
Gender: Male, but he's Undead...
Class: Cleric/Mage
Kit: Priest of Kyuss/Necromancer
Special Abilities: Hates Lathander, may be re-mummified for free every 2,5 centuries, may not eat broccoli, may be graced by Cauli.
Level: 31/29
Everything on this thread is made jokingly, no offense of any kind should be taken from it.
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Race: Human
Gender: Male
Class and Level: Level 13 Jester/Level 10 Skald
Special Abilities: Makes epic music about killing spambots (+4 to attack and damage vs spambots)
Skills: Perform (Skaldic Poetry)-22 Lore (Pop Culture References)-18 Knowledge (Puns)-22
I love breaking the mold.
And as @Anduin can tell you, mold is no minor foe…
@Metalloman
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male
Class: Level 9 Cleric of Tempus/ Level 20 Barbarian
Favorite Weapon: Banhammer of Metal +3 (+5 vs trolls)
Special Abilities: Barbarian rage while listening to metal (+2 strength, +2 constitution, +2 to all attack and damage rolls and +5 to awesomeness)
Background: Enjoys good drink, viking music and battle. Occasionally bathes in the blood of his enemies.
Skills: Craft (Memes)-24 Knowledge (Heavy Metal)-20 and Lore (Michael Moorcock Novels)-86
All life is effected.
Even a humble slice of bread will succumb to its vile embrace...
Mould, together with broccoli, forms evil stilton and broccoli soup... which as you know... is evil in its simplest form...
Only together, can we root out rot!
Firstly, as a Mummie, most people refer to me as it.
As in... Aaagh! It's a Mummie!
Secondly, its been 6000 years since I have checked the contents of my underpants, and my memory is not quite what it was...
Race: Quasit
Alignment: True Lawful Chaos
Gender: Male (contrary to popular belief due to misleading forum picture)
Class: Mage 12/Thief 12/Power Gamer 14/Lord of Chaos (level is somewhere between infinity and negative infinity)
Special Abilities: Able to change appearance to that of a young female Bhaalspawn at will. Can cast Confusion as a special ability 3x/Day at twice his level.
Favorite Weapon: Flare Gun of Spambot Exposure
Skills: Craft Item (NearInfinity)-67, Knowledge (Nonsense)-92, Spell Focus (Chaos)-54 and Lore (Michael Moorcock Novels)-82
Background: comedic bilingual miniature demon with a penchant for chaos. Skilled at crafting and editing items for fellow forum members inside his magical forge of Near Infinity. Prone to random chatter, losing his spellbook during roleplay and power gaming. Invents new spells during conversations that are remarkably useful for obscure situations. Eats spambots for breakfast. Likes breasts. A lot.
To be fair, most mummies don't have a pelvis anymore, let alone a nether region. But it could be worse. Just think about those poor demilich sods for instance.
And I like female breasts a lot, maybe two lots... who knows...
Oh, and add Long Sword, since 1) I practice fencing 2) It's my favorite weapon.
And as a Quasit I use daggers.
I know this is completely off-topic but you just said Michael Moorcock. That means I have to post this Blind Guardian song.
Even if I prefer Quest for Tanelorn, by Blind Guardian too.
Guys, if you like Metal+Moorcock try out a band named Domine, just listen to the first album "Champion Eternal" and then tell me! (Oh, and why not to listen to Hawkwind? In that band Moorcock himself plays in! O,O!!!)
But Enough off topic. Let's try to create another npc:
@KidCarnival
Race: Beholder but he prefers to polymorph itself in a flamingo form (but SHHH! No one has to know this!)
Alignment: Lawful Good Cauli (as stated here) with Chaotic tendencies.
Gender: Male.
Class: Paladin of Helm 12/ Ester Emyssary 6/ Mage 7 - because of his ability to write scrolls (I know that a paladin can't multiclass but hey, he's a Beholder! o,O').
Special Ability: Badge Rage - Becomes able to go berserk despite his classes while mentioning badges, raving about some kind of badge of Protection of Broccoli. Rage becomes 4 times stronger after realization that no-one listens to him about that topic.
Favourite weapon: Much eyes, such rays.
Skills: Write Scrolls (futile but shiny) -78, Create Custom Portraits (Protection Icons) -54, Topic spawn (Broccoli vs Cauli) -83.
Background: An atypical Beholder who doesn't eat you at sight nor petrify you in an instant just because beholders are scripted to do so. Instead, he chosen the path of Honour and Glory, becoming a Paladin of Helm and serving his Queen Ester. If he finds you worthy, he crafts and casts upon you various shiny-but-of-uncertain-usefulness protections (BUT SHINY!!!) then he returns to his proselitysm about the Cauli as he is trying to increase the Army of Ester against the Broccoli. From time to time he goes berserk while reading the word "badge" rambling about a Protection from Broccoli, telling this is of the utmost importance but no one listens to him, appearing like a prophet of apocalypse.
Race: Human
Class: Wild Mage 20/Druid 16 (sorry, druid progression table messing over there)/Beta-Tester 18.
Gender: Male
Alignment: Neutral Good/Lawful Neutral
Skills: Scientific Lore (Animals)-71 an Awareness (BG(2):EE bugs)-94.
Special Abilities: may shapeshift into a Mantis Shrimp once per day for a CHA score of 26 and may find ways to reproduce engine bugs once a year.
Notes: the person that Crevs agrees the most with, if he remains active he is a great person to be a moderator.
FUN POLICE COMING THROUGH
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