Somewhat inspired by @Quartz
' custom sound set thread, I have created my own custom sound set, mostly with a jester or bard in mind. It quite satirical, and I think some may consider it a bit over the top.
Here is the transcript:
Selection 1:you say something?
Selection 3:*yawn* waddup?
Selection 4: ahhh...
Selection 5: what is it you need?
Command 1: but of course!
Command 2:ack! Certainly I'm above this!
Command 3: ugh, reallllyyyyyy.....?
Command 4: whatever
Command 5:look, I'll see what I can do, ok?
Rare selection 1: chuga chuga chuga chuga chooooo! Choooooo!
Rare selection 2:ow! Click on someone else, you slime faced dirtball!
Rare selection 3: get yer hands offa me, you damn dirty ape!
Rare command 3: fear not! It is I! Brave and powerful CHARNAME!!
Rare command 2: hehe...hehehHEHEHHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!
Rare command 1:with speed and efficiency!
Battlecry 2: [hummed ride of the Valkyries.]
Battlecry 3: YOU WILL SUFFER! YOU WIl-(Ooh, wrong end. That's gonna leave a mark)
Moral failure: apthhh! Err.. Im just Gonna pull a Khalid now.
Hide in shadow: pretty pretty walks the night, pretty pretty fears the light
Pick pocket: hrmmmmm... what has it got in its pocketsess????
Injured 1:ouch! Tommorow, come by me and you shall find a grave man! Ha... Really, nobody?
Injured 2: oof! Dammit, that hurt!
Near death: my gods!!!! This red liquid! It's spewing out of me! Help! Hheeeellllllppppppp!!!
In forest: ahhh... The smell of the trees, the wind in my face.. AHHHH! Spider! spider!
Night: Ahhh... I always preferred the cool of the night.
Bored: BORED! BORED!(bang) BORED!(bang) BORED!(bang)
Tired: is life itself not long enough?! Must we continue this mindless trek without rest?! Whhhyyyyyy!!!??? Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????!??? *clump*
City:ah, how I love the bustle of the city! I wonder what that lady just duped out the window?
Leader: ohhhh.... so this is what the party looks like from the top.
Party death: Ooopsy-daisy
Crit hit: ohhh, feel the burn!
Crit. Miss: all part of my elaborate plan.
Daytime: were.... Are.... My sunglasses?
Trap set: Careful now, we wouldn't want to get all tangled up, would we?
Inventory full: (oops) HEY MAN, WATCH IT! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
Spell disrupted: ouch! Ohhhh, bother!
Dungeon: y-ya- you Have someone looking for traps, right?
Target immune: immune? What sorcery is this?!
Dying: uh! not agai- ugh...
I hope this works. Never done a YouTube before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=pIC9mOD-XY4
Now all I need to do is implement them. Hmmm.....