The Epic Rap Battle of History from the Sword Coast! Irenicus vs. Sarevok! The two mighty villain's duel BEGINS!
Beware old man, or should i say elf?
(No you are neither: for this blame yourself)
Sarevok comes, let beat the drums
I’m the charming general, mastermind criminal, professional Baahlspawn and the nobles all my fans.
Now who are you? Exile? The shattered one?
Nice names, but still better than what for you gives your mom!
My name is Irenicus, Joneleth or Jon
Do you even KNOW whom you face? Pathetic son!
Are you proud to your dead god father?
You are but a gnat, compared to my power!
(Fear my unholy wrath!)
• Must I be interrupted at every turn?! Enough of this!
I’m an archmage, uncage inconceivable power from the tomes of a mighty magician sage,
with my revenge to the Seladrine will come to our world a beautiful new age!
On the contrary your plans, make no sense:
incensing your enemy
with killing it’s best company,
then let it fled behind a tree is not a good performance!
Your wisdom s*cks and everything you mucks
with your stench emitting your hide in the armour within you hide.
Speaking of sense and of ridiculous garbs
How about nipples and a cap with barbs?
My deathbringer assault will make me to worst
"I will be the last! And you will go first... Heh hehehehe..."
• Silence, child. Allow the fool to make his judgement.