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Which game portrait are you?

Contemplative_HamsterContemplative_Hamster Member Posts: 844
edited March 2018 in General Discussion (Spoiler Warning!)
NEW GAME:

Which original game portrait are you?
BG, BG2, IWD, with expansions and EEs and SOD.
PST:EE, too, I guess, though it might get a little weird.

Nowadays, very much to my surprise, this is a fair rendition of me, though I pack much, much less beefcake, oh, and less sparkly earring.

(I think the Old Age Truck might be a Tesla - I never heard it coming)





Find yourself in the portrait gallery:
http://baldursgate.wikia.com/wiki/Portraits
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Pale skin. Fair hair. Beard of sensible length.

    Add a little fat to that bony face and he sort of looks like me.

    I also considered Yeslick and the nameless yellow-bearded dwarf/halfling/gnome portrait from BG1, but if I let my beard get that long, I'd have to start shampooing it again.
  • Mantis37Mantis37 Member Posts: 1,174
    @Contemplative_Hamster That's me too. A bit less inflated though!
  • UnderstandMouseMagicUnderstandMouseMagic Member Posts: 2,147


    Nearest for me is Branwen.

    At a History Fair I attended got into a friendly argument with one of the experts because he insisted I was a Viking when I have always wanted to be a Roman.

    There's a lot of Roman stuff around where I live and always fancied being part of the technologically advanced (at the time). But oh no, just part of your common or garden barbarian hoard.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Uh, I guess I would be Garrick with a beard...
  • UnderstandMouseMagicUnderstandMouseMagic Member Posts: 2,147
    ThacoBell said:

    Uh, I guess I would be Garrick with a beard...

    Have you got a lute?

    Got to have a lute, (which of course you carry absolutely everywhere).
  • Contemplative_HamsterContemplative_Hamster Member Posts: 844
    UnderstandMouseMagic said:

    ThacoBell said:

    Uh, I guess I would be Garrick with a beard...

    Have you got a lute?

    Got to have a lute, (which of course you carry absolutely everywhere).
    Lyre!
  • lroumenlroumen Member Posts: 2,508
    Eldoth if I would stop shaving.
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  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985


    The odd thing is that I look like this even without a mask or helmet.

  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    tbone1 said:



    The odd thing is that I look like this even without a mask or helmet.

    Have you tried moisterizer?
  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985
    ThacoBell said:

    tbone1 said:



    The odd thing is that I look like this even without a mask or helmet.

    Have you tried moisterizer?
    That's how I got this way: a natural allergy to femminess. (There's a reason my stepsons call me Ron Swanson.)


  • UnderstandMouseMagicUnderstandMouseMagic Member Posts: 2,147
    tbone1 said:



    The odd thing is that I look like this even without a mask or helmet.

    Then you've got really big eyes.......kind of freaky really.........and one breast........in your armpit........

    Is there something you want to tell us?
  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985
    UnderstandMouseMagic said:

    tbone1 said:



    The odd thing is that I look like this even without a mask or helmet.

    Then you've got really big eyes.......kind of freaky really.........and one breast........in your armpit........

    Is there something you want to tell us?
    Yes. Don't grow up next to an EPA Superfund site.

  • UnderstandMouseMagicUnderstandMouseMagic Member Posts: 2,147
    tbone1 said:

    UnderstandMouseMagic said:

    tbone1 said:



    The odd thing is that I look like this even without a mask or helmet.

    Then you've got really big eyes.......kind of freaky really.........and one breast........in your armpit........

    Is there something you want to tell us?
    Yes. Don't grow up next to an EPA Superfund site.

    Don't get it.
    Is this a colonial thing? ;)
  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985
    Sorry, I got all America-centric. EPA is the Environmental Protection Agency, the bureaucrats who prevent pollution, or at least pretend to do so after the bribe has gone through. There was an EPA Superfund site (meaning deadly concentrations of certain chemicals meant the EPA came in and took over the area) about an hour from where I grew up. We suspected something was up when The Toxic Avenger and Swamp Thing were seen at breakfast together at a local diner.
  • Cabal82Cabal82 Member Posts: 76
    Well, Xan is my closest portrait - without those elven ears, long nails .... and long hair nowadays..
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Kivan here. But I think only because of the eyes.
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    My face is more closely resembled by Deder’s portrait, but with a beard and a lazy eye.
  • recklessheartrecklessheart Member Posts: 692
    The one I use for the forum is likely my best shot. Garrick, or something similar in tone. The game was unkind to male redheads, but hey-ho, I'm quite content with my Garrick-edit portrait :)
  • recklessheartrecklessheart Member Posts: 692
    @Raduziel That is damning evidence.
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