NPC Interaction and Banter Guide (OK Finished)
Mordeus
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This thread is about NPC Banter, specifically about which NPCs are best paired with whom.
NOTE: All of this was sourced from BG:TOTSC Vanilla and does not reflect the enhancements from Beamdog. Hence there might be missing dialogue, the absence of Dorn, Rashaas and Neera plus Imoen is completely glitched up. I've noticed one or two odd dialogue lines that I've missed because of glitches, so this guide isn't perfect but merely a 99% estimation.
II. Reputation Quotes
III. Selection/Action Quotes
IV. Environment Quotes
V. Insult/Compliment/Special/Death Quotes
VI. Unique Banter Dialogue Trees
VII. NPC Summaries
VIII. Recommended Party Formations
NOTE: Casual viewers should skip to VII. NPC Summaries for the tl;dr condensed version or VIII. Recommended Party Formations. Everything else is for in-depth reference.
NOTE: All of this was sourced from BG:TOTSC Vanilla and does not reflect the enhancements from Beamdog. Hence there might be missing dialogue, the absence of Dorn, Rashaas and Neera plus Imoen is completely glitched up. I've noticed one or two odd dialogue lines that I've missed because of glitches, so this guide isn't perfect but merely a 99% estimation.
Table of Contents:
I. General/Non-Banter QuotesII. Reputation Quotes
III. Selection/Action Quotes
IV. Environment Quotes
V. Insult/Compliment/Special/Death Quotes
VI. Unique Banter Dialogue Trees
VII. NPC Summaries
VIII. Recommended Party Formations
NOTE: Casual viewers should skip to VII. NPC Summaries for the tl;dr condensed version or VIII. Recommended Party Formations. Everything else is for in-depth reference.
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I. General/Non-Banter Quotes
INT = First encounter with NPC
MOR = Morale Failure
BCY = Occurs when launching into battle
LEA = NPC moved to Leader slot
TIR = Fatigue
BOR = Idle
HUR = Takes Damage
DMG = Damage Sound
DYN = Death Sound
AJANTIS’ GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Halt, be you friend or foe?
MOR = What cowardice is this! Return to where you are needed.
BCY = For the glory of Helm!
LEA = I take honor with this responsibility you have bestowed.
TIR = I grow weary.
BOR = We have much evil to fight, we have no time for idleness.
HUR = I am in need of aid.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
ALORA’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Blast and bother! These locks have always given me trouble! Trouble they are!
MOR = AHHH! Somebody hide me!
BCY = Careful everyone! Play nice!
LEA = Wow! Leader? Me? Oh this will be GREAT fun!
TIR = I'm sleepy. Can we nap a moment?
BOR = So when are we gonna do something? I'm raring to go!
HUR = I'm hurt. Please help me.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
BRANWEN’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = By the ice breath of Auril! 'Tis good to see new faces and taste freedom again.
MOR = Tempus, forgive my cowardice.
BCY = Tempus! Give us victory!
LEA = I have always dreamt of leading such a worthy band.
TIR = I'm tired.
BOR = Damn the icicles of Auril. I'm BORED.
HUR = 'Tis but a flesh wound.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
CORAN’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Ho! Travelers, hold a moment.
MOR = This adventure has gotten out of hand.
BCY = *whistle*
LEA = I think my new responsibility will be a great deal of fun.
TIR = Even the most prolific adventurer must take some time to rest.
BOR = My worst hate is reserved for sitting and doing nothing.
HUR = It's only a flesh wound.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
DYNAHEIR’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Thy decency is refreshing when so many we meet are... lacking.
MOR = These odds are idiocy! Retreat!
BCY = For right! And I always am!
LEA = A wise choice to appoint the wiser.
TIR = Magic does not nest well in a tired mind. I must sleep.
BOR = Might we move on?
HUR = By The Three, I do not feel well inside.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
EDWIN’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Go no further! I require the services of your group. (Yes, they will do nicely.)
MOR = Enough of this! Let these fools lose their own lives!
BCY = Your worthless lives end here!
LEA = They finally realize my true place!
TIR = I'll not keep this pace without a rest soon.
BOR = Inactive outward, inactive inward. Why do I suffer these fools.
HUR = Strange, I… I do not feel so well.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
ELDOTH’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Gentlemen, gentlewomen, may I introduce myself, I am Eldoth Kron.
MOR = Better a coward than a dead man.
BCY = If we must.
LEA = I take this responsibility knowing I am best suited for it.
TIR = I think it would be well to stop and rest.
BOR = If I wanted to live a life of tedium, I would have become a monk.
HUR = Help, my injuries are grievous.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
FALDORN’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = I am Faldorn. I have been looking for those who would fight for the sanctity of this forest.
MOR = I will not waste my life here.
BCY = *grunt sound*
LEA = I will do as best I can as your leader.
TIR = All of nature's children must rest sometime.
BOR = There is much to do, and little time to waste.
HUR = I am wounded.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
GARRICK’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Hello there. I have a pretty proposal for you.
MOR = Brave, brave sir Garrick, sir Garick led the way. Brave, brave sir Garrick, sir Garrick ran away!
BCY = Once more unto the breach, dear friends.
LEA = I feel a little unprepared for this job, but I'll try my best.
TIR = A yawn is a silent shout.
BOR = A bored man is an angry man.
HUR = My goodness, I think I'm dying.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
IMOEN’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Heya! It's me Imoen.
MOR = Gettin' out alive I am.
BCY = My blade will cut you down to size!
LEA = ????
TIR = *Yawn* I'm gettin a little sleepy.
BOR = Booooorrrring.
HUR = I feel so cold.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
JAHEIRA’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = How long must we wait here? Things stir to the south as we sit!
MOR = Better to fight this battle when 'tis winnable!
BCY = For the fallen!
LEA = You couldn't have made a better choice.
TIR = I've just about seen enough waking hours, slave-driver.
BOR = Shouldn't we be doing something USEFUL with this time?!
HUR = I fear I need healing, lest I not survive.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
KAGAIN’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Greetings, I'm Kagain, what can I do for you?
MOR = This isn't worth dying over.
BCY = For the love 'o money.
LEA = As leader, I plan to make us stinking rich.
TIR = Even a dwarf's got a limit to his stamina.
BOR = Waiting around ain't gonna make us any money.
HUR = This dwarf's not feeling too good.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
KHALID’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Calm yourself dear, we must proceed c-c-carefully.
MOR = Better part of valor! Better part of valor!
BCY = Oh, my heart's really not in this!
LEA = If you wish, but I'm not a very inspiring leader.
TIR = I think much c-c-clearer with r-rest. Might w-we stop?
BOR = I prefer these long periods of relaxation. Lovely day for it.
HUR = I am getting weaker. I'll need a healer as soon as possible.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
KIVAN’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Hail! It is not often that I come across strangers in this part of the world.
MOR = Retreat you fools, we have no hope to win.
BCY = Arrghhh!
LEA = I will lead for as long as I am needed.
TIR = I will lead for as long as I am needed.
BOR = Oh please, we have tarried long enough.
HUR = I don't know how much longer I can go on.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
MINSC’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at ye!
MOR = No, despair not! I will inspire you by charging blindly on!
BCY = Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!
LEA = Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!
TIR = I must rest, I've a bad case of armor chafe.
BOR = My hamster's getting antsy! If we be adventurers, let us adventure!
HUR = I need aid soon, lest my hamster become an orphan.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
MONTARON’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Ye already be disturbed, now leave me be. Yer company be toil enough as is.
MOR = A pox on ye, I'll no lose my neck to this lot!
BCY = And the rivers run red!
LEA = I have no equal, but I prefer to work alone.
TIR = If'n I'm not allowed to sleep, our next assailants may just live.
BOR = A good blade must be fed. Find prey or I find you.
HUR = A death be in me if I no get help.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
QUAYLE’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Walking alone on the Coastway road! How smart is this?
MOR = Live smart! Live long! Run away!
BCY = N/A
LEA = At last you realize the potential of my amazing brain!
TIR = If I go too long without rest, I'll end up as stupid as you!
BOR = The mind atrophies with disuse! Let's do something!
HUR = Hello! I need healing here!
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
SAFANA’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = I've been looking for. . . strong men like yourselves.
MOR = Nothing's worth dying for.
BCY = N/A
LEA = This is probably the sanest decision this group has ever made.
TIR = A woman needs her beauty rest.
BOR = Perhaps we could do something a little more exciting than looking pretty.
HUR = I'm hurt, stop what you're doing and help me now.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
SHAR-TEEL’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Hold travelers, I challenge your best warrior to a duel.
MOR = Discretion is the better part of valor.
BCY = Eat steel, scum.
LEA = I'll lead this party better than any man could.
TIR = Some rest is in order.
BOR = This is such a waste of time, or should I say men are such a waste of time.
HUR = I don't have time to bleed.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
SKIE’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = N/A
MOR = Please, heeeeeelp me!
BCY = N/A
LEA = I don't know if I can handle this leadership thing, but I'm going to try.
TIR = I'm getting tired, couldn't we take a rest soon?
BOR = I'm so bored.
HUR = Ahhhh, I'm hurt. Heeelllppp!
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
TIAX’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = You! Tiax would speak at you, for 'tis destined to be so!
MOR = Tiax will rule… from a distance!
BCY = Tiax will smite thee!
LEA = As it should be! Tiax was destined to lead!
TIR = Tiax needs rest if he is to rule!
BOR = We get no closer to world domination just standing about!
HUR = Destiny had best hurry. Tiax does not feel well at all.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
VICONIA’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Help me! If you don't help me, they'll kill me.
MOR = We must run!
BCY = Lil alurl! For Shar!
LEA = With the guidance of Shar, we shall prosper.
TIR = I must rest.
BOR = The drow are never this idle with their time.
HUR = Shar! Save me from the spider queen's vengeance.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
XAN’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = I thank you for my freedom, friends, for I have languished in these dismal vaults too long.
MOR = We're all doomed, run while we're still able.
BCY = Onward, to futility!
LEA = While leader, I will endeavor not to get ALL of us killed.
TIR = Certainly I shall collapse from exhaustion before I fall on the Battlefield.
BOR = If we are doomed to fail, could we at least do it faster!
HUR = My wounds are too grave, I'm a dead man.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
XZAR’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Montaron, you are so AGGRAVATING! 'Tis disturbing to my demeanor!
MOR = Waaaa! Mommy I'm a scared!
BCY = I am become death, destroyer of worlds!
LEA = A wise choice for leader.
TIR = I tire! I'll be MUCH MORE AGREEABLE with rest!
BOR = Much as I enjoy these moments of repose, GET A MOVE ON IT!
HUR = Mommy, I don't feel too good.
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
YESLICK’S GENERAL QUOTES
INT = Aye, who's there now? More smithing, or did ye burrow into another river?
MOR = I should'na got out of bed this morn!
BCY = Clangeddin's might be with us!
LEA = Slow and steady while I'm leader.
TIR = Even dwarves need to rest. I can't walk much further.
BOR = Why did I leave my cell if I'm to stand about doing nothing?!
HUR = Ill I am, and when a dwarf says he's sick, you know it's serious!
DMG = *Damage Sound*
DYN = *Death Sound*
II. Reputation Quotes
ANY = UNHAPPY_ANNOYED
SRS = UNHAPPY_SERIOUS
BRK = UNHAPPY_BREAKING_POINT
AJANTIS’ REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = We follow the righteous path, the path of Helm.
ANY = This course we take is beyond all tenets of decency.
SRS = I will not stand by while this party descends into depravity.
BRK = Your evil ways end here. Draw steel and we will settle this dispute once and for all.
ALORA’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = Isn't this great? All of us, doing nice things, being happy. It's great!
ANY = Hey, I think everyone would be happier if we were a little nicer!
SRS = Please be nicer. You don't want me to pick up any bad habits, do you?
BRK = I don't think you're the type of people I should be hanging around with! Goodbye!
BRANWEN’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = I am proud to stand among such strong warriors.
ANY = Our actions are not those of warrior born.
SRS = What sort of craven cowards are we?
BRK = I can no longer honorably work with such as you.
CORAN’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = I think we all deserve a pat on the back.
ANY = I cannot give my approval for what we've just done.
SRS = If our fellowship continues in this vein, I may have to leave.
BRK = I can't stay with this group any longer. I have to call it quits.
DYNAHEIR’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = This group shows promise exceptional.
ANY = Must I watch over this group as a nanny the child?!
SRS = I cannot abide by this decision! 'Tis idiocy!
BRK = Thy manner is inexplicably evil! I take my leave!
EDWIN’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = A rare display of intelligence, undoubtedly fleeting .
ANY = I thought I could think no less of this group, but with THIS behavior...
SRS = I can stand no more. This idiocy must stop, or I will be forced to take my leave.
BRK = Our deal is void. I cannot stand your continued waste of resources. We are at odds forevermore!
ELDOTH’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = I am glad to be associated with such a fine group of gentlemen.
ANY = This party's direction seems to be somewhat misguided.
SRS = I don't know how much longer I can bear the company of so many fools.
BRK = Goodbye now, hope to never see you again.
FALDORN’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = We have pleased Oak Father, I sense it.
ANY = Oak Father would frown on us now.
SRS = I cannot stand by people of such little character.
BRK = I will have nothing more to do with your lot.
GARRICK’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = If man is known by the company he keeps, I shall be thought of gloriously.
ANY = Why did we just do that?
SRS = I can't stand by and just let this happen.
BRK = I'm sorry, but I have to leave, I can't stomach what we do any more.
IMOEN’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = ?????
ANY = Mutton mongerin riff raff.
SRS = ?????
BRK = ?????
JAHEIRA’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = Perhaps this group needs not quite as much help as I thought.
ANY = I don't like the way this group is turning out. Better leadership might help.
SRS = Decide you well your next move! I'll not allow this to continue!
BRK = You have shown your true nature, and we are henceforth enemies!
KAGAIN’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = N/A
ANY = Ya buncha chumps, what the hell do ya think you was doing.
SRS = Do gooders always make me wanna vomit.
BRK = That's it, this dwarf is leaving.
KHALID’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = Gorion would be proud of your actions.
ANY = Gorion would have none of this! 'Tis shameful!
SRS = I'll not have a part in t-this! Change your course, lest I be forced to s-stop you!
BRK = I will not allow this! It-It's utterly evil!
KIVAN’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = That was a noble deed.
ANY = I don't agree with our party's course of action.
SRS = I won't stand for such behavior again.
BRK = I cannot allow this to go on. Defend yourselves.
MINSC’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = Camaraderie, adventure, and steel on steel. The stuff of legend! Right Boo?
ANY = Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the morals.
SRS = If I continue with this I'll never look Boo in the eyes again. Choose carefully, I'll not let this come to pass!
BRK = Ye have stepped beyond the line of evil! Taste hamster justice!
MONTARON’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = Effective. I may not kill you after all.
ANY = Ye goody goodies make me sick!
SRS = Any more of yer nice-nice and I'm gone!
BRK = I'll suffer this group no more! Best ye sleep with one eye open!
QUAYLE’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = This group may be capable of learning after all!
ANY = 'Tis a wonder your brains can keep you breathing! Try to behave!
SRS = Only the truly inept would resort to such evil as this! I'll not stand much more!
BRK = I am getting stupid just being near you! You are unteachable! Goodbye!
SAFANA’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = Mmmmm. I keep very pleasant company.
ANY = I really think this party needs new leadership.
SRS = To lead this party, we need someone intelligent, preferably female, and most likely me.
BRK = I've tried to guide this group in the right direction, but I'm tired of trying. Goodbye.
SHAR-TEEL’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = It seems that this party isn't as pathetic as I first suspected.
ANY = This is the kind of stupidity we get with male leadership.
SRS = I can't take much more of this male imbecility.
BRK = Forget our deal, I'm leaving.
SKIE’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = You're the finest group of friends I've ever had!
ANY = I don't think what we're doing is morally right.
SRS = All of you are such pigs.
BRK = I can't take this any more, I'm going back home.
TIAX’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = Tiax is impressed with this group! You will continue to serve him once he rules
ANY = Tiax fails to see how this will aid in his ascension!
SRS = Continue with this… unprofitable behavior, and Tiax will seek his destiny elsewhere!
BRK = You are unworthy to sit at the feet of great Tiax! I shall find another for that exalted spot!
VICONIA’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = Shar looks upon us with favor.
ANY = Surface dwellers can be so stupid.
SRS = I am disappointed by our lack of progress.
BRK = I have no desire to remain in the company of the witless.
XAN’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = Perhaps we'll survive longer than I had originally thought
ANY = This group is especially hopeless today!
SRS = Keep up this evil, and we're deservedly doomed.
BRK = I cannot abide by these actions! I must take my leave from this barbaric fellowship.
XZAR’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = I'm starting to find this group almost... palatable.
ANY = Must we be so insufferably charitable?!
SRS = I'll not tolerate any more of this benevolence!
BRK = I can take this no longer. May you all die cold miserable deaths! Farewell!
YESLICK’S REPUTATION QUOTES
HPY = We do good! 'Tis as my clan was, long ago.
ANY = There'll be dark horizons if we don't change our ways!
SRS = I've seen enough greed and evil! Change your ways, lest enemies we be!
BRK = Ye be no better than the Throne themselves! I'll not stand by while this happens!
III. Selection/Action Quotes
CMN = SELECT_COMMON
RAR = SELECT_RARE
ACT = SELECT_ACTION
AJANTIS’ SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = My honor is my life.
CMN = Helm, give me strength.
CMN = By Helm!
RAR = We must always strive to be role models to the meek.
RAR = Duty to one's cause outweighs all.
RAR = Evil will always fail against courage and honor.
RAR = Evil must be purged without mercy.
ACT = As you will.
ACT = With Helm's blessing.
ACT = Yea.
ALORA’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Whatever you wish!
CMN = Whatever you need!
CMN = Hey there hi there!
RAR = I'm so sweet I've got rotting teeth and gums!
RAR = C'mon people now, smile on your brother. Everybody get together, try to love one another right now.
RAR = I don't think you're happy enough! I'll teach you to be happy!
RAR = Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
ACT = Hop skip to it!
ACT = With a smile!
ACT = Happy to help!
BRANWEN’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = By Tempus' shield.
CMN = What is your command?
CMN = Hello?
RAR = 'Tis better to die on your feet, than live on your knees.
RAR = May Auril bestow the frost kiss upon our enemies.
RAR = By Valkur's strapping buttocks.
RAR = A god's favor is fickle, at best.
ACT = 'Tis a fine day to die.
ACT = If Tempus wills it.
ACT = By Valkur's mighty blade.
CORAN’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Yes?
CMN = What is your bidding?
CMN = Life is adventure or nothing.
RAR = The storm is always preferable to the calm.
RAR = The essence of pleasure is spontaneity.
RAR = You can't live without a little adventure.
RAR = Luck is always on the side of the romantic.
ACT = Luck be a lady.
ACT = Great peril yields great beauty.
ACT = Wherever fate takes me.
DYNAHEIR’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Thy called?
CMN = Whatever thy need.
CMN = Thy wish my ear?
RAR = Go here! Do that! What about MY needs?
RAR = These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do.
RAR = Who art thou to touch me like you know me?!
RAR = Watch thee where thy place that pointer!
ACT = As directed.
ACT = No less than done.
ACT = As well as I can.
EDWIN’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Again you disturb me!
CMN = You are so irritating.
CMN = WHAT is it NOW?!
RAR = I do not understand this "mouse magic" that makes me do your bidding!
RAR = Elminster this, Elminster that. Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!
RAR = Please don't disturb me while I plot to overthrow you!
RAR = They continue under the delusion that I care at all.
ACT = My actions are yours.
ACT = As directed, for now.
ACT = If I must.
ELDOTH’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = You're so dull.
CMN = What's your worry.
CMN = Don't bore me.
RAR = As you command.
RAR = Certainly.
RAR = This is so tedious.
ACT = There is no evil but stupidity.
ACT = There is no good or evil, only the charming and the tedious.
ACT = Only shallow people don't judge by appearance.
ACT = The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible.
FALDORN’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Nature is all.
CMN = I am one with nature.
CMN = You want something?
RAR = Why must man always despoil the Oak Father's gifts.
RAR = Man is the least grateful of nature's children.
RAR = Oak Father, please forgive your wayward brood.
RAR = I am angry, don't talk to me now.
ACT = I will do that.
ACT = Of course.
ACT = *grunt sound*
GARRICK’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Yes sir?
CMN = I am at your service.
CMN = Life is glorious.
RAR = Give and spend, and the Gods will send.
RAR = Make short the miles with talk and smiles.
RAR = Love makes the world go round.
RAR = Music has charms to soothe the savage breast.
ACT = At once.
ACT = With god speed.
ACT = With joy, sir.
IMOEN’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Yer a queer fellow.
CMN = Whatcha want?
CMN = Yep?
RAR = Do ya wanna tell me a story 'bout trollops an plug tails? Please?
RAR = Back home, Puff-Guts would always tell me a story.
ACT = I am gone.
ACT = I care not.
JAHEIRA’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Nature's servant awaits.
CMN = Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?
CMN = You've a task?
RAR = What now? Need your pantaloons pressed?!
RAR = By your command.
RAR = This would be a good place for a henge!
RAR = If a tree falls in the forest . . . I'll kill the bastard what done it!
ACT = For the group.
ACT = As you direct.
ACT = 'Tis good as done.
KAGAIN’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = I don't wanna talk.
CMN = Go pester someone else.
CMN = I need an ale.
RAR = The only thing better than gold'.. is more gold.
RAR = You pugs are starting to piss me off.
RAR = Gold runs the world kid, faster ya learn that, the better life will treat ya.
RAR = If I had a copper for every moron I've run across, I could buy Baldur's Gate.
ACT = *burp* sure.
ACT = Alright.
ACT = Why me?
KHALID’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = C-Can I help you?
CMN = You have need of me?
CMN = WHA… y-yes?
RAR = If at first I don't succeed, the wife won't let me forget.
RAR = Th-Th-That's all, Folks!
RAR = Ch-ch-ch-… ch-ch-ch-chia
RAR = Click on someone your own size!
ACT = If none are better.
ACT = I can but try.
ACT = I'll do my best.
KIVAN’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Yes?
CMN = What do you want?
CMN = Don't bother me.
RAR = There is a time for talk, this is not such a time.
RAR = My soul aches for my lost Deheriana.
RAR = We must not waste time on idle chatter.
RAR = My need for revenge gives me strength to go on.
ACT = *grunt*
ACT = As you wish
ACT = Aye.
MINSC’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Who wants some?
CMN = You point, I punch.
CMN = Less talk, more fight!
RAR = Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!
RAR = When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent.
RAR = There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least.
RAR = Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!
ACT = Butt-kickin' for goodness!
ACT = Squeaky wheel gets the kick.
ACT = Full plate and packing steel!
MONTARON’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Ye spoke at me?
CMN = This better be good.
CMN = What need ye dead?
RAR = I warrant your attention?! Oh frabgerous day, kaloo kaley!
RAR = Arrrr!
RAR = Leave me be, lest your head leave yer neck.
RAR = What part of "I'm a loner" do ye not understand?!
ACT = I'll do yer toil.
ACT = Go suck yer blade.
ACT = Sleep lightly taskmaster.
QUAYLE’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = What do you need?!
CMN = You grunted?
CMN = Can I… help you?
RAR = I am so smart! S M R T! I mean S M A R T!
RAR = Shake a paw! C'mon, shake a paw!
RAR = Feel my amazing brain! Go on, touch it!
RAR = I wile away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain.
ACT = I'm too smart for this.
ACT = Is that all?
ACT = There's none better.
SAFANA’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Yes dear?
CMN = I'll do anything.
CMN = I feel so sensual.
RAR = Between two evils I always choose the one I haven't tried.
RAR = I love it when you speak to me that way.
RAR = When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
RAR = Everyone in this party is entitled to my opinion.
ACT = If that's your desire.
ACT = With pleasure.
ACT = Of course, darling.
SHAR-TEEL’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Men are pathetic.
CMN = If it bleeds, I can kill it.
CMN = I love bloodshed.
RAR = Life is made fun by crushing your enemies.
RAR = Sometimes the smell of a man makes me sick to my stomach.
RAR = Steel is the only thing that a woman can depend upon.
RAR = Men never think with their minds.
ACT = Okay.
ACT = Really?
ACT = I'll do it.
SKIE’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Can I help you?
CMN = I broke a nail.
CMN = I've mussed my hair.
RAR = Do you like my perfume.
RAR = It's been so long since I've had a hot meal.
RAR = Lets go shopping!
RAR = I want to go home.
ACT = My feet hurt.
ACT = I have a cold.
ACT = I have a headache.
TIAX’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Who dares prod Tiax?!
CMN = Tiax hears you.
CMN = Soon Tiax rules!
RAR = Ya lil' monkey-spanker.
RAR = When Tiax rules, breeches shall not ride up so wedge-like!
RAR = Tiax does as ye will, but one day'BOOM! He rules!
RAR = The day comes when TIAX will point and click!
ACT = Tiax is as Tiax duz.
ACT = Tiax WILL rule ALL!
ACT = Tiax moves. Make way!
VICONIA’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Jal Khaless?
CMN = Nightsinger, give me power.
CMN = Oloth Zha?
RAR = I pity you for your short life span.
RAR = I am born of a noble race.
RAR = Shar is a goddess of conviction and purpose.
RAR = I'll go where you wish, if you keep me from the accursed sun.
ACT = Nau natha.
ACT = Khaless Nau!
ACT = May darkness prevail.
XAN’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = We're all doomed.
CMN = Life is so hollow.
CMN = Our quest is vain.
RAR = It is hardly worth the effort of trying.
RAR = We delude ourselves to think our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies.
RAR = Let us save our effort and just lie down and die.
RAR = I'll do what I can, but expect very little.
ACT = Whatever.
ACT = What is the point?
ACT = If you want.
XZAR’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = Something troubling you?
CMN = Your voice is ambrosia.
CMN = Stop touching me!
RAR = Tell me 'bout the rabbits.
RAR = Those the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad!
RAR = I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.
RAR = I'll teach yer grandmother to suck eggs!
ACT = If I must!
ACT = I could do no other.
ACT = Hardly worth my time!
YESLICK’S SELECTION QUOTES
CMN = You need something?
CMN = What e're ye need.
CMN = Ye need only ask.
RAR = My father was a miner. And my mother was a miner before him.
RAR = Keep yer straw and sticks! Only Stone protects the pigs!
RAR = You load sixteen tons, what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
RAR = *whistles "Whistle While You Work"*
ACT = As you will.
ACT = Clangeddin's will be done.
ACT = Be glad to.
IV. Environment Quotes
FOR = AREA_FOREST
CTY = AREA_CITY
DGN = AREA_DUNGEON
DAY = AREA_DAY
NHT = AREA_NIGHT
AJANTIS’ AREA QUOTES
FOR = This forest has a sense of evil about it.
CTY = This city has a sense of evil about it.
DGN = This dungeon has a sense of evil about it.
ALORA’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = What a great forest, huh? I never seen trees like these before.
CTY = I like the bustle of the city! So many interesting people!
DGN = Ooh, this is pretty scary, isn't it? I mean, I'd be scared without the rest of you.
DAY = What a great day for adventuring! In fact, everyday is a great day for adventuring!
NHT = Pretty spooky night, but still great for adventuring!
BRANWEN’S AREA QUOTES
None
CORAN’S AREA QUOTES
None
DYNAHEIR’S AREA QUOTES
CTY = Such bustle! The cities of Rasheman are empty compared.
EDWIN’S AREA QUOTES
None
ELDOTH’S AREA QUOTES
None
FALDORN’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = The sanctity of these woods must be preserved.
CTY = Cities are a blight upon the beauty of nature.
GARRICK’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
CTY = 'Tis a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
IMOEN’S AREA QUOTES
DGN = 'Tis something most unnatural here and I want no part of it.
JAHEIRA’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = Tread lightly. You must show respect in nature's house.
CTY = This city is a blight on the landscape. Better to have let the land grow wild.
DGN = An open wound in mother earth. I would plug it, had I the power.
NHT = Darkness falls, and nature sleeps. Why do we still tromp about?!
KAGAIN’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = Damn forest, always reminds me of pansy elves.
DGN = I like it here, where the gold grows.
KHALID’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = I am much more at ease in the forest.
CTY = Cities are always so intimidating. So many people.
DGN = T-there are S-SO many places I would rather be.
DAY = Sunny or not, 'tis nice to enjoy the out-of-doors
NHT = Even with infravision I prefer the daylight.
KIVAN’S AREA QUOTES
CTY = The city is an example of man's excesses. I wish we would be gone from this miserable place.
DGN = Why must we emulate the ways of the dwarven folk by crawling about these warrens
MINSC’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = Boo likes the forest.
DGN = Evil 'round every corner. Careful not to step in any.
NHT = Ahh, nighttime. Good for sneakin' up on evil.
MONTARON’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = I hate the woods. Prey be so much easier to find in the city.
DGN = Dungeons! The dark is nice, but blast this damp!
DAY = I be much preferring the cover of night o'er this blasted daylight.
QUAYLE’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = Deciduous, coniferous, and… uhhh… green.
DGN = If I'm so smart, what am I doing down here?
NHT = If I weren't so intelligent I might be a little nervous of the dark.
SAFANA’S AREA QUOTES
CTY = The city is a beautiful place, so full of the gullible and stupid.
SHAR-TEEL’S AREA QUOTES
None
SKIE’S AREA QUOTES
None
TIAX’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = When Tiax rules, this forest will be lumber for but a leg of his throne!
CTY = When Tiax rules, the stones of this city shall build his castle!
DGN = Why must Tiax traverse this dank hole?! Cyric said nothing of soggy boots!
DAY = Tiax must squint in the sunlight! One day… revenge shall be his!
NHT = Night would DARE hamper the sight of Tiax?!
VICONIA’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = Your forests seem very strange, and yet somehow familiar.
DGN = 'Tis akin to my home, but home does not welcome me.
DAY = The light, it burns.
NHT = There is no roof to this world.
XAN’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = The majesty of the forest makes me feel insignificant.
CTY = The bustle of the city makes me feel insignificant.
DAY = The sun shines, and I am amazed we live to see another day.
XZAR’S AREA QUOTES
FOR = The trees…, move. Do you not see it?!
CTY = A cutthroat in every alley, but I'll not let them take us alive.
DGN = I'm never quite so comfortable, as when I'm at least 6 feet under.
DAY = I've never liked the sunlight. 'Tis just too... bright.
NHT = I wanted infravision like the elves, but 'tis more than just taking their eyes.
YESLICK’S AREA QUOTES
DGN = 'Tis just like the tunnels of my old clan.
DAY = I prefer the stone of my cell o'er this wide open empty.
V. Insult, Compliment, Special, Death Quotes
AJANTIS’ INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- I think it would be wise for you to improve your conduct while in this party.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- I may yet still be a squire, but I possess more integrity than you could ever hope for.
- You will watch your mouth around the fairer sex.
COMPLIMENT
- You are a man of honor. I respect your integrity.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- I thank you for your compliment.
SPECIAL
- You are a most beautiful lady, miss.
GENERAL DEATH
- We can only be content that our companion has fallen while pursuing a just cause.
UNIQUE DEATH
- It is unfortunate that our companion died before he could recant his ways.
ALORA’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Why must you be such a grumpypuss?! Cheer up!
- I've heard that if you go too long without smiling, your face will crack!
- It must be hard work to be negative all the time!
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- You needn't be so mean! I'm nice to you!
- You are mean, mean, mean! No wonder people don't like you!
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Oh, someone needs a tickle. Someone needs a tickle! Smile already! Yeesh!
GENERAL DEATH
- I've had friends die before, and it's still sad.
SPECIAL DEATH
- Poor Edwin! He was just learning how to loosen up.
BRANWEN’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- In a war of virtues, thou art unarmed.
- You shame this party by your mere presence.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- I do not take such insults lightly.
- Do not mock me!
COMPLIMENT
- You are a strong warrior, I respect that.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- I thank you for your kind words.
GENERAL DEATH
- To die in battle is the most glorious death of all.
SPECIAL DEATH
- 'Tis a shame to lose such an accomplished warrior.
CORAN’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- You are rather uncouth today.
- I don't appreciate your humor.
COMPLIMENT
- A fine figure like yours shouldn't be risked in an occupation such as adventuring.
- A more beautiful girl, I don't think I've laid eyes on.
- You have the most beautiful… er… eyes.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- I accept your compliments.
GENERAL DEATH
- I grieve to lose a friend.
UNIQUE DEATH
- I wish we had more time to know each other Safana.
DYNAHEIR’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- I'll thank thee to remain downwind. 'Tis hard to cast spells while I gag.
COMPLIMENT
- Thy decency is refreshing when so many we meet are . . . lacking.
SPECIAL
- I should keep an eye towards Edwin. One can only expect treachery from his kind.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- I pray thee did not kiss thy mother with that mouth.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Thou art right indeed. After my own heart.
- Thou art fluent in compliments. Some might say effluent.
GENERAL DEATH
- No more mistakes, people! We can afford no more losses!
UNIQUE DEATH
- Minsc! His mighty berserker wrath will not go unremembered.
EDWIN’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- This group be a damn sight better off without you!
- Must you crowd so close? 'Tis bad enough I must walk with you chimps.
- Typical response; I wonder if they will prove useful at all.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- Watch your words when addressing me, lest they be fed to you on the end of my boot!
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Your words please, though I know not their motive.
GENERAL DEATH
- Pawn discarded. I'll have to find another group if this keeps up.
UNIQUE DEATH
- Checkmate! At last the witch dies!
ELDOTH’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Try to keep quiet and speak only when spoken to.
- You must be the most uninteresting person I have had the honor of knowing.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- Your wit is somewhat lacking.
- Don't try my patience.
COMPLIMENT
- Perhaps we could talk over wine tonight. I've never met a lady such as you and am desirous to know you better.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- I knew that.
GENERAL DEATH
- Too bad.
UNIQUE DEATH
- The wench had it coming.
FALDORN’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Your shallow regard for nature sickens me.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- I don't know why you speak to me so.
- I have no quarrel with you, please don't create one.
COMPLIMENT
- You have more wisdom than the others give you credit for.
- I am glad to adventure with one who respects our Oak Father's kingdom.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- I thank you.
GENERAL DEATH
- Death is a natural end that everyone must face.
UNIQUE DEATH
- Her poisonous influence has been ended.
GARRICK’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- I think you need to learn some manners.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- I don't know what I did to deserve that.
- It takes two to make a quarrel.
COMPLIMENT
- I think you're an honorable person.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Thank you so very much for your most gracious compliment.
SPECIAL
- I don't remember knowing a more caring person.
GENERAL DEATH
- The world is such a cruel place.
UNIQUE DEATH
- Nooo. Why her? She didn't deserve this!!
IMOEN’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
GENERAL DEATH
- Poor sod, takin' the dirt-nap so soon.
JAHEIRA’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- You are amusing , in a "what the hell is wrong with you" kind of way.
- Keep your distance. I doubt your motives are as you claim.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- You demonstrate your own pettiness. It saves me the trouble, so I take no offense.
- Careful. Ground tongue makes excellent fertilizer, especially with what you're spewing.
- Is grass not made of blades? Do stars not shoot? Nature be well armed, and demands so of her servants!
COMPLIMENT
- Seldom do I find so little fault with someone. I hope it lasts.
GENERAL DEATH
- No sorrow for those lost in righteous battles.
UNIQUE DEATH
- Blast it Khalid! You die and I swear you'll never hear the end of it!
KAGAIN’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Are you some kind of a moron, what do ya think you was doing?!
- Ya dolt, shut yer trap before it gets you into trouble.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- You should shaddup.
- Keep on talking that way and I'm gonna stuff yer mouth full 'o horse dung.
- Shaddup and show me the money
SPECIAL
- Altruistic moron!
GENERAL DEATH
- Better them than me.
UNIQUE DEATH
- Stupid dwarf was going to die sooner or later.
KHALID’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- I don't want to seem c-confrontational, but could you be a little less… well… evil?
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- S-Sharpen your tongue elsewhere. Everyone deserves a chance.
- You… hmmph… must y-you c-continually…
COMPLIMENT
- Your company is a w-welcome part of this group.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Th-thank you.
SPECIAL
- Your honesty is refreshing, but lace it well with tact.
GENERAL DEATH
- Another friend fallen. Does it never end?
UNIQUE DEATH
- Jah… Jaheira. no. NO!
KIVAN’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Shut up, your chattering might drive us all insane.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- Watch what you say.
- Shut your mouth!
COMPLIMENT
- You are a valuable companion.
- Your courage shames the others.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Your candor is appreciated.
GENERAL DEATH
- One more friend to mourn.
UNIQUE DEATH
- May Viconia's soul rot in hell.
MINSC’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- You travel with Minsc, you toe the line! I'll not suffer slackers while I'm busy hero-ing!
- Boo does not like your manner. Away with ye.
COMPLIMENT
- Choose your friends wisely. Not all are as trustworthy as Minsc and Boo.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- I am of few words and fewer hesitations! Warnings past and now you die!
- I take no offense from your comments. You just don't understand the bond I have with Boo.
- Your words are as sharp as my blade, though not half as shiny. Oooo, shiny.
GENERAL DEATH
- No finer a place to die than the battlefield!
UNIQUE DEATH
- Dynaheir! Nooooo! You will be avenged!
MONTARON’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Keep yer distance ye goody-goody. I no like the smell of charity.
- Good or bad, you'll go the way of all flesh.
- 'Tis a wonder you've lived as long as you have.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- Yer wit be sharp as my blade! Do we exchange jabs, or will ye cease yer prattle?!
- Ye live longer if ye don't annoy me. Mayhaps even a week or more.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Mayhaps we should just befriend them all and go for tea, eh?
GENERAL DEATH
- Fool! Now we'll need another mule!
UNIQUE DEATH
- And the mad wizard falls! Saves me the trouble!
QUAYLE’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- If you need any help… y'now… thinking, just let me know. I'm here to help.
- Well I certainly would have handled THAT better.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- You don't expect me to believe you meant that? I'm too smart for your hidden insults!
- Oooo, insult me again. Only this time, use your brain.
- Who taught this chimp to talk?! What they can't do these days!
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- If you were smarter, you'd enjoy my company more.
GENERAL DEATH
- The stupid will fall while the smart survive.
UNIQUE DEATH
- Ahh Tiax. Had you asked I would have said you were too dumb to live.
SAFANA’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- My feet are very sore, perhaps you could massage them.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- I like it when you're nasty to me.
- You could be somewhat more creative in your insults.
COMPLIMENT
- You're a very sexy man.
- I'd love to see what other skills you possess.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- I always love a good compliment.
GENERAL DEATH
- The rest of you should be careful, lest you end up like our unfortunate friend.
UNIQUE DEATH
- Don't die silly elf, I didn't mean all of the things I've said.
SHAR-TEEL’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Useless male dung heap.
- I spit on your manhood.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- You're a funny man, that's why I'm going to kill you last.
- How would you like my sword tickling your innards.
COMPLIMENT
- Don't think yourself second to any man.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Flattery will get you nowhere.
GENERAL DEATH
- More carrion for the vultures.
UNIQUE DEATH
- The swine had it coming.
SKIE’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- I'm sorry, did I do something wrong?
- Eldoth, tell them to stop being so cruel.
COMPLIMENT
- You're a good friend.
- I feel safe with you in the party.
- I think you're a beautiful person.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Th-thank you, you're very kind.
GENERAL DEATH
- *sniffle* I can't believe he's dead.
- What am I going to do *sniffle*, you can't die Eldoth, you can't.
TIAX’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Your goals are petty in comparison to the wonder of Tiax!
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- Your insults carry little sting. Tiax knows he will rule in the end.
- Ye cup-shot muttonhead! Tiax will slap you silly . . . when he rules!
- Give thy tongue a holiday! Tiax so commands!
SPECIAL
- Do as ye will, but 'tis for naught! Tiax must rule!
- Has Tiax mentioned he's going to rule? 'Tis inevitable.
GENERAL DEATH
- Blast you! Escaping the inevitable rule of Tiax by dying! Coward!
UNIQUE DEATH
- Ha Ha HA! Smart guy dies, and Tiax goes on to RULE!
VICONIA’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- In the Underdark, you would be fodder for the Kuo Toa.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- I will not accept such arrogance from a male. On your knees.
- Never again speak to me in such a manner.
COMPLIMENT
- You are one of the few among us whom I can respect.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- I am.......... flattered, thank you.
SPECIAL
- Male, fetch me something to eat.
GENERAL DEATH
- Death is not something to mourn.
UNIQUE DEATH
- It is sad that Kivan and I never understood each other.
XAN’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Your stupidity makes you a doomed man.
- With you as my companion, who needs enemies?
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- If I'd wanted your opinion I would have asked for it.
- Do not think I will endure your insults indefinitely
- I hope what you say was well intentioned.
COMPLIMENT
- Around you I almost feel that we have a chance.
GENERAL DEATH
- Another victim in our hopeless crusade.
UNIQUE DEATH
- I would grieve for Eldoth if it were not for the sense of joy I now feel.
XZAR’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- Oh speak no more, lest ye gorge my sweet tooth!
- I'll not be mocked, thou most slanderous harlot!
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Ahh yes, the chatter of friends and compatriots! Does it not warm the cockles?
SPECIAL
- Could we cease the incessant noise?! 'Tis such a pain behind the eyes!
- Smiles everyone, smiles! This is like some great Fantasy!
- I know dragons with feet like rabbits! 'Tis true I swear!
GENERAL DEATH
- I suppose I should feel a sense of loss. How unfortunate I don't care.
UNIQUE DEATH
- Montaron! I… I never loved you.
YESLICK’S INSULT/COMPLIMENT/SPECIAL/DEATH QUOTES
INSULT
- Your ego is positively elven. Drop it a notch, lest I do it for you.
RESPONSE TO INSULT
- Watch what you say. Good-natured I am, but I swing a mean ax where evil's concerned!
- We fight for what's right, but you needn't take such pleasure in it.
COMPLIMENT
A friendly face is a blessed sight in these times.
RESPONSE TO COMPLIMENT
- Kind words are always appreciated.
SPECIAL
- Violence solves only the simplest problems. You must think your way through the tough ones.
GENERAL DEATH
- I've lost too many clan-mates already! Must I lose these as well?
UNIQUE DEATH
- I wish no dwarf dead, but I'll not miss his company!
VI. Unique Banter Dialogue Trees
AJANTIS: There is not but good and evil, I suspect you are of the latter.
XAN:It seems our resident suicide monger, Ajantis, lives in a black and white world.
AJANTIS: Evil must be purged wherever it is found, even among companions.
XAN: Have you ever wondered how hollow your convictions sound Ajantis.
AJANTIS: The stench of evil clings to you in the most vile manner. (To Evil Alignment)
AJANTIS: I can bear no more. Raise your weapon and defend yourself. (To Evil Alignment)
-AJANTIS attacks Evil Alignment-
INSTIGATED BY ALORA
EDWIN: 'Tis welcome you find no fault with one such as I.
ALORA: Everyone is basically decent, once you get them to unwrinkle their faces.
ALORA: Smile more often ,Edwin. It looks good on you.
EDWIN: Her company is refreshing but I am surprised I find it so.
ALORA: Everyone is basically decent, once you get them to unwrinkle their faces.
ALORA: Play your song again, Garrick. That one I like. Please?
ELDOTH: Stop your whining wench.
GARRICK: My music is superior to yours Eldoth, I was taught at the college in Berdusk.
ALORA: Awww! It's just the cutest little hamsty-wamsty! Who's a fuzzy Boo? (To Minsc)
INSTIGATED BY BRANWEN
BRANWEN: You are valiant of action Shar-Teel. A pity your spirit is mismatched. (To Shar-Teel)
BRANWEN: Stay well clear of me, you foul speakin' heretic!
TIAX: Tiax and his greatness shall squash you as a bug, you...you...insolent BUG!
QUAYLE: Violence is a trademark of low intelligence!
BRANWEN: Stay well clear of me, you foul speakin' heretic! (To Tiax)
INSTIGATED BY CORAN
CORAN: Sometimes Safana, I find myself attracted to you, despite your shallow spiteful demeanor.
SAFANA: I assume Coran, that you think your elven charms are considerable. Let me enlighten you: they aren't.
CORAN: You've been dominating my thoughts recently Safana. It's distracting my work.
SAFANA: You have about as much appeal as a rutting Owlbear.
CORAN: Safana, you are full of such subtle wit and charm.
CORAN: If you weren't such a self serving wench...I don't think I'd find you half as attractive.
SAFANA: You think I'd surrender myself to the likes of you, that's a laugh.
CORAN: Admit it Safana, you sometimes find me to your liking.
SAFANA: I might find you attractive Coran, if you weren't so irritating.
CORAN: If you weren't such a self serving wench...I don't think I'd find you half as attractive.
SAFANA: Watch what you say, elf.
CORAN: Admit it Safana, you sometimes find me to your liking.
SAFANA: Watch what you say, elf.
CORAN: Admit it Safana, you sometimes find me to your liking.
SAFANA: I might find you attractive Coran, if you weren't so irritating.
CORAN: Safana, you are full of such subtle wit and charm.
INSTIGATED BY DYNAHEIR
MINSC: I take no offense from your comments. You just don't understand the bond I have with Boo.
DYNAHEIR: I should keep an eye towards Edwin. One can only expect treachery from his kind.
EDWIN: This witch deceives you with her lies! I tell you she is evil!
DYNAHEIR: Evil to thy cause? Perhaps. However, those of decent nature know otherwise.
MINSC: Stand ye not to close! Dynaheir is under my protection!
EDWIN: There is no protection if you goad me further, witch!
DYNAHEIR: Any protection would be courtesy, not necessity. My power is no less than thine!
EDWIN: Her power is nothing without the will to use it! Step from behind your excuses and let us end this here!
MINSC: Lay a finger on what I protect and forevermore ye will answer natures call with a hook!
DYNAHEIR: Thou shalt not question my will once I present thy neck to the Orthlor!
-MINSC and DYNAHEIR attacks EDWIN-
DYNAHEIR: I should keep an eye towards Edwin. One can only expect treachery from his kind.
EDWIN: This witch deceives you with her lies! I tell you she is evil!
DYNAHEIR: Evil to thy cause? Perhaps. However, those of decent nature know otherwise.
EDWIN: There is no protection if you goad me further, witch!
DYNAHEIR: Any protection would be courtesy, not necessity. My power is no less than thine!
EDWIN: Her power is nothing without the will to use it! Step from behind your excuses and let us end this here!
DYNAHEIR: Thou shalt not question my will once I present thy neck to the Orthlor!
-DYNAHEIR attacks EDWIN-
DYNAHEIR: I should keep an eye towards Edwin. One can only expect treachery from his kind.
EDWIN: This witch deceives you with her lies! I tell you she is evil!
DYNAHEIR: Evil to thy cause? Perhaps. However, those of decent nature know otherwise.
DYNAHEIR: I should keep an eye towards Edwin. One can only expect treachery from his kind.
EDWIN: This witch deceives you with her lies! I tell you she is evil!
DYNAHEIR: Evil to thy cause? Perhaps. However, those of decent nature know otherwise.
EDWIN: There is no protection if you goad me further, witch!
DYNAHEIR: Any protection would be courtesy, not necessity. My power is no less than thine!
DYNAHEIR: I should keep an eye towards Edwin. One can only expect treachery from his kind.
EDWIN: This witch deceives you with her lies! I tell you she is evil!
MINSC: Lay a finger on what I protect and forevermore ye will answer natures call with a hook!
DYNAHEIR: I should keep an eye towards Edwin. One can only expect treachery from his kind.
EDWIN: This witch deceives you with her lies! I tell you she is evil!
ALORA: Everyone is basically decent, once you get them to unwrinkle their faces.
EDWIN: Her company is refreshing but I am surprised I find it so.
INSTIGATED BY EDWIN
ALORA: Everyone is basically decent, once you get them to unwrinkle their faces.
EDWIN: 'Tis welcome you find no fault with one such as I.
ALORA: Smile more often, Edwin. It looks good on you.
EDWIN: Her company is refreshing but I am surprised I find it so.
ALORA: Everyone is basically decent, once you get them to unwrinkle their faces.
INSTIGATED BY ELDOTH
SHARTEEL: Your impudence will one day get you killed Eldoth.
ELDOTH: Shar-Teel, your lot in life is to bake cookies and bear children, now shut up.
SHARTEEL: Say another word Eldoth, and I'll cut out your tongue.
ELDOTH: Stop your whining wench.
SHARTEEL: You were warned Eldoth! Now reap the consequences.
-SHARTEEL attacks ELDOTH-
ELDOTH: Only shallow people don't judge by appearance.
SHARTEEL: Your impudence will one day get you killed Eldoth.
ELDOTH: There is no good or evil, only the charming and the tedious.
SHARTEEL: Your impudence will one day get you killed Eldoth.
ELDOTH: Shar-Teel, your lot in life is to bake cookies and bear children, now shut up.
SHARTEEL: Watch your mouth Eldoth, or I'll end your life where you stand.
ELDOTH: There is no good or evil, only the charming and the tedious.
SHARTEEL: Your impudence will one day get you killed Eldoth.
ELDOTH: Shar-Teel, your lot in life is to bake cookies and bear children, now shut up.
SHARTEEL: Eldoth, you're an impotent, degenerate lout, who has delusions of male superiority.
ELDOTH: Stop your whining wench.
SHARTEEL: Say another word Eldoth, and I'll cut out your tongue.
ELDOTH: The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible.
XAN: Eldoth, could you stand away from me, the stench is somewhat unnerving.
ELDOTH: Only shallow people don't judge by appearance.
XAN: You could do us all a favor Eldoth, by getting killed in the next battle.
INSTIGATED BY FALDORN
FALDORN: You dilute our order with your compassionate attitude. (To Jaheira)
FALDORN: One day, woman, you and I will settle our differences. (To Jaheira)
FALDORN: Jaheira, your choice of a mate suits your weakling nature. (To Jaheira)
INSTIGATED BY GARRICK
SKIE: I'd love to hear your music Garrick.
GARRICK: Why do you stay with Eldoth, Skie? Can't you see he's just using you?
SKIE: Eldoth is a kind man. He cares about me Garrick.
GARRICK: A girl of beauty is a joy forever.
SKIE: I'd love to hear your music Garrick.
MINSC: Play on, bard! 'Tis sweet music to my furry friend.
GARRICK: Perhaps you'd care to hear my music Skie, it's very different and somewhat better than Eldoth's.
SKIE: I'd love to hear your music Garrick.
ELDOTH: Be silent Skie, it's not like your opinion is worth anything.
SKIE: Why do you always have to make fun of me! I hate you! Get away from me!
GARRICK: A girl of beauty is a joy forever.
SKIE: I'd love to hear your music Garrick.
ELDOTH: Be silent Skie, it's not like your opinion is worth anything.
GARRICK: My music is superior to yours Eldoth, I was taught at the college in Berdusk.
GARRICK: A girl of beauty is a joy forever.
SKIE: I'd love to hear your music Garrick.
ELDOTH: Be silent Skie, it's not like your opinion is worth anything.
GARRICK: Don't speak to Skie that way Eldoth. She deserves better.
INSTIGATED BY JAHEIRA
KHALID: Please J-Jaheira, you needn't be so...s-so...
JAHEIRA: Insufferable?
KHALID: Yes, that's definitely it!
JAHEIRA: Do you claim to fight evil while you are diabolic yourself?
XZAR: Why must you goad us into other peoples concerns? Can you not just let us mind our own enterprise?
JAHEIRA: I know not your goals, but you are nearly Zhentish in spirit. 'Tis disgusting.
XZAR: I begin to see your true nature, and 'tis as I expected. None are as insufferably righteous as Harpers!
-JAHEIRA fights XZAR-
JAHEIRA: Khalid, my dear, 'twould take a sailor to untie that tongue.
KHALID: Please J-Jaheira, you needn't be so...s-so...
JAHEIRA: Beautiful?
KHALID: Ye...no, stay beautiful. Despite yourself.
JAHEIRA: Do you claim to fight evil while you are diabolic yourself?
XZAR: Why must you goad us into other peoples concerns? Can you not just let us mind our own enterprise?
JAHEIRA: Is grass not made of blades? Do stars not shoot? Nature be well armed, and demands so of her servants!
KHALID: Please J-Jaheira, you needn't be so...s-so...
JAHEIRA: Insufferable?
KHALID: Yes, that's definitely it!
JAHEIRA: Is grass not made of blades? Do stars not shoot? Nature be well armed, and demands so of her servants!
KHALID: Please J-Jaheira, you needn't be so...s-so...
JAHEIRA: Beautiful?
KHALID: Ye...no, stay beautiful. Despite yourself.
INSTIGATED BY KHALID
MONTARON: Do not make light of me! My purpose is greater that you can imagine!
KHALID: Usually everyone proves themselves, but there is something...disturbing about you.
XZAR: Why must you goad us into other peoples concerns? Can you not just let us mind our own enterprise?
KHALID: Usually everyone proves themselves, but there is something...disturbing about you.
XZAR: Why must you goad us into other peoples concerns? Can you not just let us mind our own enterprise?
KHALID: I had though none could be so beyond the bounds of goodness. Certainly you need h-help.
XZAR: I begin to see your true nature, and 'tis as I expected. None are as insufferably righteous as Harpers!
-KHALID fights MONTARON and XZAR-
KHALID: Usually everyone proves themselves, but there is something...disturbing about you.
MONTARON: Do not make light of me! My purpose is greater that you can imagine!
KHALID: I had though none could be so beyond the bounds of goodness. Certainly you need h-help.
MONTARON: I've suffered yer company as long as I'm going to! Ye could be Harpers, the way ye irritate me so!
-KHALID fights MONTARON and XZAR-
INSTIGATED BY KIVAN
VICONIA: Iblith! If that is how you want things, then so be it.
KIVAN: How are we to trust one who venerates the Spider Queen.
VICONIA: I worship Lolth no longer.
KIVAN: Stay away from me dark elf.
VICONIA: Iblith! If that is how you want things, then so be it.
KIVAN: Don't make me warn you again, drow. Your next slip will be your last.
VICONIA: Don't threaten me Kivan, it shall only lead to your death.
KIVAN: How are we to trust one who venerates the Spider Queen.
VICONIA: I worship Lolth no longer.
KIVAN: Your evil ways will bring your ruin, dark elf.
KIVAN: How are we to trust one who venerates the Spider Queen.
VICONIA: I worship Lolth no longer.
KIVAN: Your evil ways will bring your ruin, dark elf.
VICONIA: If you wish to die, I am pleased to assist.
KIVAN: You dark hearted bitch, you'll die for that.
-KIVAN fights VICONIA-
INSTIGATED BY MINSC
EDWIN: There is no protection if you goad me further, witch!
DYNAHEIR: Any protection would be courtesy, not necessity. My power is no less than thine!
EDWIN: Her power is nothing without the will to use it! Step from behind your excuses and let us end this here!
MINSC: Lay a finger on what I protect and forevermore ye will answer natures call with a hook!
DYNAHEIR: Thou shalt not question my will once I present thy neck to the Orthlor!
-MINSC and DYNAHEIR fights EDWIN-
MINSC: Stand ye not to close! Dynaheir is under my protection!
DYNAHEIR: Stand easy Minsc, thy needs not be so motherly.
MINSC: It is as you would have it. 'Tis my sworn vow to ensure your every need is catered to.
MINSC: Stand ye not to close! Dynaheir is under my protection!
DYNAHEIR: Stand easy Minsc, thy needs not be so motherly.
MINSC: Where Dynaheir goes, so goes my blade.
INSTIGATED BY QUAYLE
TIAX: Where will your learning get you when Tiax rules? Duke of manure at best!
QUAYLE: Ruler of the world, hmmm? Only if chosen by virtue of an...uncluttered mind.
TIAX: Sure you be smart, but none are grander than Tiax!
QUAYLE: Ruler of the world, hmmm? Only if chosen by virtue of an...uncluttered mind.
TIAX: Sure you be smart, but none are grander than Tiax!
QUAYLE: Indeed you grow "grander" by the moment. Though how a fat head will help, I do not know.
TIAX: Tiax and his greatness shall squash you as a bug, you...you...insolent BUG!
-QUAYLE fights TIAX-
QUAYLE: Violence is a trademark of low intelligence!
QUAYLE: Ruler of the world, hmmm? Only if chosen by virtue of an...uncluttered mind.
TIAX: Thou would'st mock me? Ye stiff-rumped foole!
QUAYLE: Oh yeah?! Well I've got more smarts in my little finger, than you've got in your little finger! No...wait a minute.
INSTIGATED BY SHAR-TEEL
ELDOTH: Shar-Teel, your lot in life is to bake cookies and bear children, now shut up.
SHARTEEL: Say another word Eldoth, and I'll cut out your tongue.
ELDOTH: Stop your whining wench.
SHARTEEL: You were warned Eldoth! Now reap the consequences.
-SHARTEEL fights ELDOTH-
SHARTEEL: Men never think with their minds.
ELDOTH: Shar-Teel, your lot in life is to bake cookies and bear children, now shut up.
SHARTEEL: Your impudence will one day get you killed Eldoth.
ELDOTH: Stop your whining wench.
SHARTEEL: Say another word Eldoth, and I'll cut out your tongue.
SHARTEEL: Men are pathetic.
ELDOTH: Shar-Teel, your lot in life is to bake cookies and bear children, now shut up.
SHARTEEL: Eldoth, you're an impotent, degenerate lout, who has delusions of male superiority.
SHARTEEL: Sometimes the smell of a man makes me sick to my stomach.
ELDOTH: Shar-Teel, your lot in life is to bake cookies and bear children, now shut up.
SHARTEEL: Watch your mouth Eldoth, or I'll end your life where you stand.
INSTIGATED BY SKIE
ELDOTH: Skie, my little angel, a woman should know her place.
SKIE: I love you Eldoth.
ELDOTH: Skie, don't bother me right now.
SKIE: Eldoth, why do you treat our companions so badly?
ELDOTH: Be silent Skie, it's not like your opinion is worth anything.
SKIE: Eldoth, why do you treat our companions so badly?
ELDOTH: Stop your whining wench.
SKIE: Why do you always have to make fun of me! I hate you! Get away from me!
INSTIGATED BY TIAX
QUAYLE: Ruler of the world, hmmm? Only if chosen by virtue of an...uncluttered mind.
TIAX: Thou would'st mock me? Ye stiff-rumped foole!
TIAX: Where will your learning get you when Tiax rules? Duke of manure at best!
QUAYLE: Ruler of the world, hmmm? Only if chosen by virtue of an...uncluttered mind.
TIAX: All the world will tremble beneath the feet of Tiax!
TIAX: All the world will tremble beneath the feet of Tiax!
QUAYLE: Oh yeah?! Well I've got more smarts in my little finger, than you've got in your little finger! No...wait a minute.
TIAX: All the world will tremble beneath the feet of Tiax!
BRANWEN: Tempus would guide your wayward soul, if you let him.
TIAX: All the world will tremble beneath the feet of Tiax!
BRANWEN: May Tempus someday show you the error of your ways.
TIAX: All the world will tremble beneath the feet of Tiax!
BRANWEN: May Tempus someday show you the error of your ways.
TIAX: Thou would'st mock me? Ye stiff-rumped foole!
BRANWEN: Stay well clear of me, you foul speakin' heretic!
TIAX: Tiax and his greatness shall squash you as a bug, you...you...insolent BUG!
-TIAX fights BRANWEN-
QUAYLE: Violence is a trademark of low intelligence!
TIAX: Tiax WILL rule ALL!
QUAYLE: Ruler of the world, hmmm? Only if chosen by virtue of an...uncluttered mind.
TIAX: Where will your learning get you when Tiax rules? Duke of manure at best!
TIAX: Tiax WILL rule ALL!
QUAYLE: Ruler of the world, hmmm? Only if chosen by virtue of an...uncluttered mind.
TIAX: Sure you be smart, but none are grander than Tiax!
TIAX: Tiax does as ye will, but one day...BOOM! He rules!
QUAYLE: Ruler of the world, hmmm? Only if chosen by virtue of an...uncluttered mind.
TIAX: Sure you be smart, but none are grander than Tiax!
QUAYLE: Indeed you grow "grander" by the moment. Though how a fat head will help, I do not know.
TIAX: Tiax and his greatness shall squash you as a bug, you...you...insolent BUG!
-TIAX fights QUAYLE-
QUAYLE: Violence is a trademark of low intelligence!
TIAX: Tiax does as ye will, but one day...BOOM! He rules!
QUAYLE: Ruler of the world, hmmm? Only if chosen by virtue of an...uncluttered mind.
TIAX: Thou would'st mock me? Ye stiff-rumped foole!
QUAYLE: Oh yeah?! Well I've got more smarts in my little finger, than you've got in your little finger! No...wait a minute.
INSTIGATED BY VICONIA
KIVAN: Stay away from me dark elf.
VICONIA: Iblith! If that is how you want things, then so be it.
VICONIA: Greetings darthiir, I know that you look upon me as an enemy, but perhaps we could ignore our differences.
KIVAN: How are we to trust one who venerates the Spider Queen.
VICONIA: I worship Lolth no longer.
VICONIA: Greetings darthiir, I know that you look upon me as an enemy, but perhaps we could ignore our differences.
KIVAN: Your evil ways will bring your ruin, dark elf.
VICONIA: Don't threaten me Kivan, it shall only lead to your death.
VICONIA: Greetings darthiir, I know that you look upon me as an enemy, but perhaps we could ignore our differences.
KIVAN: Your evil ways will bring your ruin, dark elf.
VICONIA: Don't threaten me Kivan, it shall only lead to your death.
KIVAN: Don't make me warn you again, drow. Your next slip will be your last.
VICONIA: If you wish to die, I am pleased to assist.
KIVAN: You dark hearted bitch, you'll die for that.
-VICONIA fights KIVAN-
INSTIGATED BY XAN
XAN: Perhaps Eldoth, you could be a little more polite to our companions. (To Eldoth)
XAN: You could do us all a favor Eldoth, by getting killed in the next battle. (To Eldoth)
INSTIGATED BY XZAR
MONTARON: That mad wizard is off on one of his "spells" again.
XZAR: C'mon Montaron, lighten up. Must you be so moody all the time?
XZAR: HaHAR there Montaron! Quite the fight, eh chum!
MONTARON: My "equal" is a talent of many men; all of them fools.
XZAR: C'mon Montaron, lighten up. Must you be so moody all the time? (To Montaron)
INSTIGATED BY YESLICK
KAGAIN: Yeslick, shut your lousy mouth and git outta my face.
YESLICK: 'Twould be good if you tithed a few coins now and then. The favor of gods is worth a few gold.
KAGAIN: Yeslick, shut your lousy mouth and git outta my face.
YESLICK: Friendships last when gold is long gone. Perhaps you should be a little nicer to the group.
KAGAIN: You're an imbecile Yeslick. If you piss me off one more time I'm going to rip yer head off.
YESLICK: You've sold your mores for the love of gold. All dwarves are kin, but I'll not call YOU family.
YESLICK: Friendships last when gold is long gone. Perhaps you should be a little nicer to the group.
KAGAIN: Yeslick, your stupid mine is what started all this trouble.
YESLICK: The mines were there for anyone who looked! I'll not be blamed for what the Throne does with em!
YESLICK: Friendships last when gold is long gone. Perhaps you should be a little nicer to the group.
KAGAIN: Yeslick, your stupid mine is what started all this trouble.
YESLICK: The mines were there for anyone who looked! I'll not be blamed for what the Throne does with em!
KAGAIN: You're the stupidest dwarf I've ever met, you're an embarrassment to dwarves everywhere.
YESLICK: You've sold your mores for the love of gold. All dwarves are kin, but I'll not call YOU family.
KAGAIN: Ya lousy excuse for a dwarf, I'm gonna rip you a new arse.
-KAGAIN fights YESLICK-
YESLICK: Ya load sixteen tons, what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
KAGAIN: Yeslick, shut your lousy mouth and git outta my face.
YESLICK: I've been through enough without suffering you as well. Begone.
KAGAIN: Yeslick, your stupid mine is what started all this trouble.
YESLICK: The mines were there for anyone who looked! I'll not be blamed for what the Throne does with em!
KAGAIN: You're the stupidest dwarf I've ever met, you're an embarrassment to dwarves everywhere.
YESLICK: You've sold your mores for the love of gold. All dwarves are kin, but I'll not call YOU family.
KAGAIN: Ya lousy excuse for a dwarf, I'm gonna rip you a new arse.
-KAGAIN fights YESLICK-
YESLICK: Ya load sixteen tons, what do ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
KAGAIN: Yeslick, shut your lousy mouth and git outta my face.
YESLICK: Friendships last when gold is long gone. Perhaps you should be a little nicer to the group.
YESLICK: My father was a miner. And my mother was a miner before him.
KAGAIN: Yeslick, shut your lousy mouth and git outta my face.
YESLICK: 'Twould be good if you tithed a few coins now and then. The favor of gods is worth a few gold.
YESLICK: My father was a miner. And my mother was a miner before him.
KAGAIN: Yeslick, shut your lousy mouth and git outta my face.
YESLICK: 'Twould be good if you tithed a few coins now and then. The favor of gods is worth a few gold.
KAGAIN: You're the stupidest dwarf I've ever met, you're an embarrassment to dwarves everywhere.
YESLICK: You've sold your mores for the love of gold. All dwarves are kin, but I'll not call YOU family.
VII. NPC Banter Summaries
AJANTIS
May fight to the death against Evil Aligned characters.
2 Unique Banters towards Xan
2 Unique Banters towards Evil Aligned characters.
1 Unique Death Quote towards Male Evil Aligned characters.
1 Insult towards Safana, Faldorn, Quayle & Eldoth
1 Compliment towards Kivan, Khalid & Garrick.
1 Special Comment towards Dynaheir, Branwen & Skie.
Received insults from Tiax1 & Edwin3
Received compliments from Kivan2, Dynaheir1, Yeslick1, Khalid1, Garrick1, Safana2, Branwen1 & Skie3
Received special comments from Xzar3, Kagain1 & Viconia1
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
May comment on Forest, City & Dungeon Areas
ALORA
6 Unique Banters towards Edwin
1 Unique Banter towards Edwin and Dynaheir
1 Unique Banter towards Garrick & Eldoth
1 Unique Banter towards Minsc
1 Unique Death Quote towards Edwin
3 Insults towards Kivan, Dynaheir, Quayle, Xan, Montaron, Kagain & Shar-Teel
Received insults from Kivan1, Dynaheir1, Quayle2, Xan2, Montaron3, Kagain2 & Viconia1
Received compliments from Minsc1 & Yeslick1
Received special comments from Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
May comment on Forest, City, Dungeon, Day & Night Areas
BRANWEN
May fight to the death against Tiax
3 Unique Banter towards Tiax
2 Unique Banters towards Shar-Teel
2 Unique Banter towards Tiax and Quayle
1 Unique Death Quote towards Minsc
2 Insults towards Quayle, Xzar & Edwin.
1 Compliment towards Kivan, Minsc, Ajantis & Shar-Teel
Received compliments from Kivan2, Minsc1, Dynaheir1, Coran3, Khalid1, Jaheira1, Eldoth1 & Shar-Teel1
Received special comments from Yeslick1, Ajantis1, Garrick1 & Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
CORAN
9 Unique Banters towards Safana
1 Unique Death Quote towards Safana
3 Compliments towards Dynaheir, Jaheira, Branwen, Skie, Shar-Teel & Viconia
Received insults from Tiax1, Kagain2, Shar-Teel2 & Viconia1
Received compliments from Faldorn2
Received special comments from Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
DYNAHEIR
May fight to the death against Edwin only if Minsc is present
6 Unique Banters towards Minsc and Edwin
4 Unique Banters towards Edwin
1 Unique Banter towards Minsc
1 Unique Banter towards Edwin and Alora
1 Unique Death Quote towards Minsc
1 Insult towards Alora, Faldorn, Quayle, Eldoth, Xzar & Tiax
1 Compliment towards Ajantis, Khalid, Jaheira, Garrick & Branwen.
Received insults from Alora3, Garrick1 & Tiax1
Received compliments from Coran3, Xan1, Skie3, Eldoth1 & Viconia1
Received special comments from Ajantis1, Khalid1, Xzar3 & Kagain1
Replies to insults with 1 Response
Replies to compliments with 2 Response
May comment on City Areas
EDWIN
May fight to the death against Dynaheir only if Minsc is present
May fight to the death against Ajantis
10 Unique Banters towards Alora
3 Unique Banters towards Minsc and Dynaheir
2 Unique Banters towards Ajantis.
2 Unique Banters towards Dynaheir
2 Unique Banter towards Dynaheir and Alora
1 Unique Death Quote towards Dynaheir
3 Insults towards Minsc, Yeslick, Ajantis, Khalid & Eldoth
Received insults from Minsc2, Yeslick1, Khalid1, Jaheira2, Garrick1, Safana1, Branwen2, Xan2, Eldoth2 & Kagain2
Received special comments from Xzar3 & Viconia1
Replies to insults with 1 Response
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
ELDOTH
May fight to the death against Shar-Teel
May fight to the death against Ajantis
8 Unique Banters towards Shar-Teel
5 Unique Banters towards Xan
4 Unique Banters towards Skie
4 Unique Banters towards Garrick and Skie
2 Unique Banters towards Ajantis.
1 Unique Banter towards Alora and Garrick
1 Unique Death Quote towards Shar-Teel
2 Insults towards Khalid, Garrick, Xan & Edwin.
1 Compliment towards Dynaheir, Safana, Branwen & Viconia
Received insults from Minsc2, Dynaheir1, Yeslick1, Ajantis1, Jaheira2 & Tiax1
Received special comments from Xzar3 & Viconia1
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
FALDORN
4 Unique Banters towards Jaheira
1 Unique Death Quote towards Jaheira
1 Insult towards Tiax & Kagain
2 Compliments towards Kivan, Minsc, Coran,
Received insults from Dynaheir1 & Ajantis1
Received special comments from Khalid1 & Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
May comment on Forest & City Areas
GARRICK
8 Unique Banters towards Skie and Eldoth
1 Unique Banter towards Skie
1 Unique Banter towards Skie and Minsc
1 Unique Banter towards Alora & Eldoth
1 Unique Death Quote towards Skie
1 Insult towards Dynaheir, Tiax, Shar-Teel & Edwin
1 Compliment towards Kivan, Ajantis, Khalid,
1 Special Comment towards Yeslick, Jaheira & Branwen.
Received insults from Safana1, Quayle2, Eldoth2, Montaron3, Kagain2 & Shar-Teel2
Received compliments from Dynaheir1, Yeslick1, Ajantis1, Jaheira1
Received special comments from Xzar3 & Viconia1
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Responses
May comment on Forest & City Areas
IMOEN
No Unique Death Quote
No Character Interactions
May comment on Dungeon Areas
JAHEIRA
May fight to the death against Xzar
4 Unique Banters towards Faldorn
4 Unique Banter towards Khalid
2 Unique Banter towards Xzar
1 Unique Death Quote towards Khalid
2 Insults towards Quayle, Eldoth, Xzar, Montaron, Tiax & Edwin.
1 Compliment towards Kivan, Garrick, Branwen, Xan,
Received compliments from Dynaheir1, Coran3, Xan1, Skie3 & Viconia1
Received special comments from Garrick1 & Xzar3
Replies to insults with 3 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
May comment on Forest, City, Dungeon & Night Areas
KAGAIN
May fight to the death against Ajantis
May fight to the death against Yeslick
8 Unique Banters towards Yeslick
2 Unique Banters towards Ajantis.
1 Unique Death Quote towards Yeslick
2 Insults towards Alora, Coran, Garrick, Quayle, Xzar, Tiax & Edwin
1 Special Comment towards Dynaheir, Ajantis & Khalid.
Received insults from Alora3, Minsc2, Khalid1 & Faldorn1
Received special comments from Xzar3
Replies to insults with 3 Responses
May comment on Forest & Dungeon Areas
KHALID
May fight to the death against Xzar and Montaron
4 Unique Banter towards Jaheira
2 Unique Banters towards Montaron
2 Unique Banters towards Xzar
1 Unique Death Quote towards Jaheira
1 Insult towards Xzar, Montaron, Tiax, Kagain & Edwin.
1 Compliment towards Kivan, Minsc, Yeslick, Ajantis, Safana & Branwen,
1 Special Comment towards Dynaheir, Faldorn & Xan
Received insults from Quayle2, Eldoth2, Montaron3, Shar-Teel2 & Edwin3
Received compliments from Kivan2, Minsc1, Dynaheir1, Ajantis1, Garrick1, Skie3
Received special comments from Xzar3, Kagain1 & Viconia1
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Responses
May comment on Forest, City, Dungeon, Day & Night Areas
KIVAN
May fight to the death against Viconia
8 Unique Banters towards Viconia
1 Unique Death Quote towards Viconia
1 Insult towards Alora, Quayle, Xzar & Tiax.
2 Compliments towards Minsc, Ajantis, Khalid & Branwen.
Received insults from Alora3 & Tiax1
Received compliments from Ajantis1, Khalid1, Jaheira1, Garrick1, Safana2, Faldorn2, Branwen1 & Xan1
Received special comments from Yeslick1 & Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
May comment on City & Dungeon Areas
MINSC
May fight Edwin to the death if Dynaheir is present
13 Unique Banter towards Edwin and Dynaheir
4 Unique Banter towards Dynaheir
2 Unique Banter towards Alora
1 Unique Banter towards Skie and Garrick
1 Unique Death Quote towards Dynaheir
2 Insults towards Quayle, Eldoth, Montaron, Kagain, Shar-Teel & Edwin.
1 Compliment towards Alora, Khalid, Branwen, Skie,
Received insults from Safana1, Quayle2, Montaron3 & Edwin3
Received compliments from Kivan2, Khalid1, Faldorn2, Branwen1, Skie3
Received special comments from Yeslick1, Xzar3 & Viconia1
Replies to insults with 3 Responses
May comment on Forest, Dungeon & Night Areas
MONTARON
May fight to the death against Khalid
May fight to the death against Ajantis
3 Unique Banters towards Xzar
2 Unique Banters towards Ajantis.
2 Unique Banters towards Khalid
1 Unique Death Quote towards Xzar
3 Insults towards Alora, Minsc, Yeslick1, Khalid, Garrick, Quayle, Skie & Tiax
Received insults from Alora3, Minsc2, Khalid1 & Jaheira2
Received special comments from Yeslick1 & Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
May comment on Forest, Dungeon & Day Areas
QUAYLE
May fight to the death against Tiax
11 Unique Banters with Tiax
1 Unique Banter with Branwen and Tiax
1 Unique Death Quote towards Tiax
2 Insults towards Alora, Minsc, Yeslick, Khalid, Garrick, Skie & Xzar
Received insults from Kivan1, Alora3, Minsc2, Dynaheir1, Yeslick1, Ajantis1, Jaheira2, Branwen2, Xan2, Montaron3, Kagain2 & Viconia1
Received special comments from Xzar3
Replies to insults with 3 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
May comment on Forest, Dungeon & Night Areas
SAFANA
9 Unique Banters towards Coran
1 Unique Death Quote towards Coran
1 Insult towards Minsc, Garrick & Edwin
2 Compliments towards Kivan, Ajantis & Xan
Received insults from Ajantis1 & Tiax1
Received compliments from Khalid1 & Eldoth1
Received special comments from Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Responses
May comment on City Areas
SHAR-TEEL
May fight to the death against Eldoth
May fight to the death against Ajantis
8 Unique Banters towards Eldoth
2 Unique Banters towards Ajantis.
2 Unique Banters towards Branwen
1 Unique Death Quote towards Eldoth
2 Insults towards Coran, Khalid, Garrick & Xzar
1 Compliments towards Branwen & Skie
Received insults from Alora3, Minsc2 & Garrick1
Received compliments from Coran3, Branwen1, Skie3 & Viconia1
Received special comments from Yeslick1 & Xzar3
Replies to insults with 1 Response
Replies to compliments with 2 Responses
SKIE
8 Unique Banters towards Garrick and Eldoth
4 Unique Banters towards Eldoth
2 Unique Banter towards Minsc and Garrick
1 Unique Banter towards Garrick
1 Unique Death Quote towards Eldoth
3 Compliments towards Minsc, Dynaheir, Ajantis, Khalid, Jaheira & Shar-Teel
Received insults from Quayle2 & Montaron3
Received compliments from Minsc1, Yeslick1, Coran3 & Shar-Teel1
Received special comments from Ajantis1 & Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
TIAX
May fight to the death against Branwen
May fight to the death against Ajantis
May fight to the death against Quayle
11 Banters with Quayle
3 Unique Banters towards Branwen
2 Unique Banters towards Ajantis.
2 Unique Banter towards Branwen and Quayle
1 Unique Death Quote towards Quayle
1 Insult towards Kivan, Dynaheir, Coran, Ajantis, Safana, Eldoth & Xzar
Received insults from Kivan1, Dynaheir1, Yeslick1, Khalid1, Jaheira2, Garrick1, Faldorn1, Xan2, Montaron3, Kagain2 & Viconia1
Received special comments from Xzar3
Replies to insults with 3 Responses
May comment on Forest, City, Dungeon, Day & Night Areas
VICONIA
May fight to the death against Kivan
May fight to the death against Ajantis
8 Unique Banters towards Kivan
2 Unique Banters towards Ajantis.
1 Unique Death Quote towards Kivan
1 Insult towards Alora, Coran, Quayle, Xan & Tiax
1 Compliment towards Dynaheir, Jaheira & Shar-Teel
1 Special Comment towards towards Minsc, Ajantis, Khalid, Garrick, Eldoth & Edwin
Received compliments from Eldoth1 & Coran3
Received special comments from Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
May comment on Forest, Dungeon & Night Areas
XAN
5 Unique Banters towards Eldoth
2 Unique Banters towards Ajantis
1 Unique Death Quote towards Eldoth
2 Insults towards Alora, Quayle, Tiax & Edwin
1 Compliment towards Kivan, Dynaheir & Jaheira
Received insults from Alora3, Eldoth2 & Xan
Received compliments from Jaheira1 & Safana2
Received special comments from Khalid1 & Xzar
Replies to insults with 3 Responses
May comment on Forest, City & Day Areas
XZAR
May fight to the death against Khalid and/or Jaheira
May fight to the death against Ajantis
3 Unique Banters towards Montaron
2 Unique Banters towards Ajantis.
2 Unique Banter towards Jaheira
2 Unique Banters towards Khalid
1 Unique Death Quote towards Montaron
3 Special Comments towards Everyone
Received insults from Kivan1, Dynaheir1, Khalid1, Jaheira2, Branwen2, Quayle2, Tiax1, Kagain2 & Shar-Teel2
Received compliments from no-one
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliments with 1 Response
May comment on Forest, City, Dungeon, Day & Night Areas
YESLICK
May fight to the death against Kagain
8 Unique Banters towards Kagain
1 Unique Death Quote towards Kagain
1 Insult towards Quayle, Eldoth, Tiax & Edwin
1 Compliment towards Alora, Ajantis, Garrick & Skie
1 Special Comment towards Kivan, Minsc, Branwen, Montaron & Shar-Teel
Received insults from Quayle2, Montaron3 & Edwin3
Received compliments from Khalid1
Received special comments from Garrick1 & Xzar3
Replies to insults with 2 Responses
Replies to compliment with 1 Response
May comment on Dungeon & Day Areas
VIII. Recommended Party Formations
Feel free to submit your own and I'll add them here.- Each formation has a Banter Score which is a combination of all NPC interactions aside from compliment or insult replies.
- Environmental Banters are not included.
- You may not encounter all possible banters through one playthrough, however the higher the number the more frequent are the banters.
Everybody Hates Eldoth - 42 Banter Score
1. Eldoth
2. Garrick
3. Skie
4. Shar-Teel*
5. Xan
*She will eventually fight Eldoth to the death.
Eldoth & Garrick & Skie = 8
Eldoth & Shar-Teel = 10
Eldoth & Skie = 5
Eldoth & Xan = 8
Garrick & Shar-Teel = 3
Garrick & Skie = 2
Shar-Teel & Skie = 4
Coran's Angels - 29 Banter Score
1. Coran
2. Shar-Teel
3. Safana
4. Skie
5. Branwen
Lesser alternatives are Jaheira, Dynaheir & Viconia.
Coran & Shar-Teel = 5
Coran & Skie = 3
Coran & Branwen = 3
Shar-Teel & Branwen = 4
Shar-Teel & Skie = 4
Outdoor Explorers - 20 Banter Score*
1. Jaheira
2. Faldorn
3. Khalid
4. Kivan
5. Tiax
*Whilst it doesn't have the highest number of NPC banters, it has 19 environmental banters.
Jaheira & Khalid = 5
Kivan & Khalid = 2
Kivan & Faldorn = 2
Tiax & Kivan = 2
Tiax & Khalid = 1
Tiax & Jaheira = 2
Tiax & Faldorn = 1
@Quartz
I decided last night to go through the Game's Data and do a near 100% write up of the NPC Banters. A couple of hours later here it is.
I discovered some things I never realized. Mainly that Branwen/Tiax are just as volatile as Quayle/Tiax. That Jaheira gets along with Montaron provided Xzar isn't around. That Imoen really was a rush job in Vanilla with about 10 files of her dialogue completely glitched. And that there is about 10 more non-Imoen banter lines that were also glitched in Vanilla.
As to that question about Montaron asking a NPC out for tea, turns out that it is a Response To Compliment soundfile but it was never assigned to anyone in the game's data. So it seems to not work as designed, I don't know if it was fixed in EE though (still waiting for the Mac Version).
I'm surprised that Kivan and Viconia actually do fight ... I've never had it happen. I always thought it was just as likely that they would start making out.
With the dialogue that gets them to fight, there's the 5-6 line version which starts off the battle and then there is a 2-3 line version which cuts it off before they get to the point of fighting. So if you don't let the dialogue play itself out or if you're unlucky to get the shortened version instead, then they don't fight.
I think this has improved in EE though. I haven't checked it out to be sure but from looking around the forums it seems that the Jaheira/Khalid versus Xzar/Montaron dialogue tree has been working more frequently than in Vanilla. So the same could be true of Viconia/Kivan. When I get a hold of EE my plan is to calculate the chance of a banter occuring and at what reputation their mood changes.
That is the first thing I'm going to check with EE, to see if they have improved the way banters occur. That and if they fixed the missing banters and Imoen as a whole. There seems to be at least one banter between Imoen and Eldoth but it's just completely glitched.
I think it must be a Dialogue Tree line which I've noticed is a big problem when I went searching through the data. There is a Quayle quote defending Garrick's music to Tiax that I couldn't find but it works in the game. So I'm going to have to go through the dialogue trees a second time.
The Eldoth line is one of his two insult lines, which he directs to Khalid, Garrick, Xan or Edwin.
@belgarathmth I think in the future a Guide forum might be needed, since there are others around making their own guides. But I've been thinking it would just be easier to move this thread into the Fan Creations forum. It might not be an artwork but it is a fan creation of sorts.
This is pretty amazing. Thanks for the write-up.
Do you plan on adding the new NPC's lines once the Mac version comes out? I'd love to see those as well.
BIG Thumbs Up
going to try a bunch mre party combos now
and less Imoem
For example you might have 4 NPCs that insult or compliment Edwin but he has only 1 insult reply and 1 compliment reply dialogue. So the game will pick one of the four to banter with him and he will reply with his only line. Leaving the other three to miss out.
Remember, Edwin only initiates an insult towards Minsc, Yeslick, Ajantis, Khalid and Eldoth. So if you don't have any of them in the party then he won't start anything himself.
While he will reply towards Minsc, Yeslick, Khalid, Jaheira, Garrick, Safana, Branwen, Xan, Eldoth, Kagain and Viconia.
My recommendation for Edwin is this.
- Alora (with no Xan, since he might steal lines away from Edwin)
- Dynaheir (with no Minsc, otherwise they will kill each other. Haven't tested this but the game data says that she won't attack if away from Minsc.)
- Yeslick, Khalid or Eldoth (Leaning more to Eldoth cause he has one extra reply line. Do not choose all three, or they will cancel each other out.)
- Don't pick Minsc or Ajantis, otherwise be prepared to reload whenever they start a fight.
So with Alora, Dynaheir and Yeslick/Khalid/Eldoth, that gives you one spare slot. Which you could spend on another NPC to insult Edwin or you could pick one that banters with the other NPCs. Garrick seems like he could work since he has a connection with Alora and Eldoth. That combination would make all 5 NPCs interact with each other, Alora with Dynaheir, Garrick with Eldoth, everyone versus Edwin, etc...
The best banter combinations are incredibly specific and aren't what you'd expect. So unless you played through with Edwin, Dynaheir, Eldoth, Garrick and Alora... I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't much banter going on.
That's why I recommend picking one target of a NPC's insults and one target of a NPC's compliments. If you pick more than one, then one will be ignored for the other. So if you add in NPCs who are all targets of Edwin's insults just to trigger his insults, then you are working against yourself or at least wasting slots that could be used for other banter.
Xzar is a real special case. He doesn't insult or compliment, instead he has "special" dialogue. He will banter with everyone, well to be more accurate he will ramble and get yelled at for it. The other NPC with "special" dialogue is Viconia who threatens some of the men.
Xzar is a pretty solid choice to fill in a banter slot. If in doubt add him.
In the case of Compliments and Insults you can edit the interact.2da file to alter some of them if you want. All you have to do is change the value around, just make sure there is a compliment or insult file to be triggered.
The interact.2da file needs to be edited but I guess Overhaul can't because of the contract? Partly because there are 5 lines of dialogue that are in the game that are never triggered because the original developers forgot to put a value into the .2da file. Montaron should compliment someone but he never does whilst I think Jaheira and two others also have dialogue that is faulty.