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Famous last words

mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
A posting in the Meme thread made me remember some of the fabulous last words I heard playing RPG all these years.

So do you have any famous last words you heard or said? Tell us your story. :)

And if anyone has a lot of time and want to laugh a little, take a look at the Canonical list of Famous Last Words in this page:

http://www.wfrp.de/hosted/flw/en/

So just to sart here is one I remember from my group:

"This will be an easy fight." Said by the group's fighter when our 8th level group met a dozen kobolds in a dungeon... just before we triggered an acid trap that reduced most of the group to 2 or 3 hitpoints... the kobolds had flaming arrows ;)
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  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    Samus said:

    To end... Like This?

    Or:

    Interesting... Most interesting!
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    "I wonder what this does?"
  • BelgarathMTHBelgarathMTH Member Posts: 5,653
    "If I recall correctly, there are no traps on this floor of the dungeon, so no need to Find Traps." (I did not recall correctly.)
  • DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
    No! This cannot beeee
  • ShapiroKeatsDarkMageShapiroKeatsDarkMage Member Posts: 2,428
    ''I will be the last''.
  • DJKajuruDJKajuru Member Posts: 3,300
    "Let me try bg stratagems on hardest!"
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    elminster said:

    "Let's split up. We'll cover more ground."

    I didn't say this though...its on a Nashkel Tombstone :)

    My group said that once... we didn't die, but the fighter/mage in my group had to fireball the monster that was holding my mage :)
  • WebShamanWebShaman Member Posts: 490
    "I wonder what is beyond that corner..."

    Last words of said Gnome as he then proceeded to "explore" a pitfall trap, giving the spikes at the bottom a very close inspection.
  • SamuelVargSamuelVarg Member Posts: 598
    "Urgh." (said in a bad acting way)
  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    "I can make it."
  • NeonfiskNeonfisk Member Posts: 75
    "I serve the Flaming Fist!"
  • smeagolheartsmeagolheart Member Posts: 7,963
    what happened to the dwarf? He was fighting a lich and now he disappeared completely out of the party
  • CalmarCalmar Member Posts: 688
    No, Khalid, for the love of the gods, don't run away now!
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  • WanderonWanderon Member Posts: 1,418
    Hey watch this!
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,754
    MARIUS: Baal! Lo! Lo, lo, lo, lo, lo... ho... ho ho...

    BAAL: You have done well, Marius! Now I think you shall have your reward!

    MARIUS: What have I done to deserve this?
  • SpaceInvaderSpaceInvader Member Posts: 2,125
    bengoshi said:

    MARIUS: Baal! Lo! Lo, lo, lo, lo, lo... ho... ho ho...

    BAAL: You have done well, Marius! Now I think you shall have your reward!

    MARIUS: What have I done to deserve this?

    I'm almost sure he says "No... no... no... no..."
    Or was it "Troll... lol... lol... lol... lol..."?
  • Aasimar069Aasimar069 Member Posts: 803

    bengoshi said:

    MARIUS: Baal! Lo! Lo, lo, lo, lo, lo... ho... ho ho...

    BAAL: You have done well, Marius! Now I think you shall have your reward!

    MARIUS: What have I done to deserve this?

    I'm almost sure he says "No... no... no... no..."
    Or was it "Troll... lol... lol... lol... lol..."?
    it was no no no no ;-)
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,754
    Strictly speaking, according to the diablo.wikia.com it was "No... no, no, no, no, no, no, no..."

    http://diablo.wikia.com/wiki/Marius/Dialogue

    But gamefaqs.com brings that it still was "Lo! Lo, lo, lo, lo, lo... ho... ho ho..."

    http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/197113-diablo-ii/faqs/41678

    Personally, I like the second variant - it has some humor in itself D)

    Is's simular to Muse's song "Survival" where you can hear the choir in the background going "So I troll you, so I troll you".
  • DrugarDrugar Member Posts: 1,566
    "Potions cost money! I'll do this on pure force!"
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    "Any last words?"
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  • WanderonWanderon Member Posts: 1,418
    Samus said:

    Drugar said:

    "Potions cost money! I'll do this on pure force!"

    I have seen that so many times. Players have inventories full of potions, wands, scrolls and other items with limited charges and refuse to use them!
    Guilty!

    (Of course I'm just saving them until I REALLY need them)

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