Do not mistake those feathered monstrosities for mere Gallus domesticus my friend. These are without a doubt bloodthristy el pollo diablos, summoned straight from the depts of Baator itself! Even the pit fiends fear their diabolic bird flue!
They were planning an insurrection and were waiting for Melicamp to lead them into battle. But then you turned him back and now leaderless decided to turn their rage on you.
You did the world a favour. This was actually a highly coordinated meeting of a group of rather nefariously known chicken assassins known as the Peking Order.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XbBJ-iBkDNc
FIREBALL!!!!!!
Then serve crispy with barbecue sauce. It tastes like..... um...... Chicken!
It may be sometime before he posts again...
I second the use of fireball... because fried chicken is indeed tasty!
Fireball? Are you insane? Don't you know what happened to Link last time he attacked chickens?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LF5bN6cWJQ
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