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Let's play a game shall we. What do you think the next patch will contain?

Here's how it works, we all take a guess on the topics for the next patch (currently waiting on 2015). The winner doesn't get anything (save for being lucky as heck and bragging rights). Make your guesses specific, don't just say "bugs" cause it's obvious that'll happen. Anyways, here's the topics...

1. What do you think the next patch will add content wise?
2. What do you think the next patch will remove (not bugs)?
3. What single bug do you think will be removed?
4. What do you think will be bugged next once the new patch is released?
5. If there's any new kits, what do you think one will be?
6. If there's a new race/sub-race, what do you think it'll be?
7. What day do you think the patch will release (say Oct. 11th for example)?

Good luck and have fun.
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  • KidCarnivalKidCarnival Member Posts: 3,747
    1. new magical weapons that are currently no viable choices (if I have to be specific, I'm saying "Spear +2")
    2. remove the Gem Bag from Neera and add it to High Hedge
    3. dwarf stats
    4. there will be 3 "appears busy" Neeras in FAI
    5. elven-only kit; Bladesinger or something similar to Arcane Archer prestige class
    6. I don't think there will be new races - maybe ability to display subrace (i.e. Wild Elf instead of Elf, but it's technically still a regular elf)
    7. August 22nd
  • JalilyJalily Member Posts: 4,681
    *grabs popcorn*
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  • TressetTresset Member, Moderator Posts: 8,268
    *searches for the answers and fails to find them* Crap.

    1. Tough one. I'm just going to wildly guess that they add the fish club.
    2. I figure they will remove shadowdancer's ability to spam HIPS by adding a cooldown of some sort.
    3. Hopefully one that I helped fix.
    4. The Candlekeep warehouse rats will transform into rust monsters and each time you hit them they will break a weapon!
    5. Maybe some barbarian kit, possibly based on Uthgardt tribes?
    6. I doubt it.
    7. Soon...

    Honestly, aside from #3 I don't know what they are up to.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    I would really like to see a mod where Gorion wins the battle... although it would probably be a total remake of the game :)
  • CaptRoryCaptRory Member Posts: 1,660
    1. What do you think the next patch will add content wise?

    New series of forest zones. The Everfree Forest.

    2. What do you think the next patch will remove (not bugs)?

    No longer allowed to import equipment.

    3. What single bug do you think will be removed?

    Tethoril's Scroll

    4. What do you think will be bugged next once the new patch is released?

    Stat roll totaler starts reporting in base 3.

    5. If there's any new kits, what do you think one will be?

    Halfling Slinger

    6. If there's a new race/sub-race, what do you think it'll be?

    Magical Pony (Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn, and Alicorn which is totally OP.)

    7. What day do you think the patch will release (say Oct. 11th for example)?

    Friday the 13th. 2020.
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  • lunarlunar Member Posts: 3,460
    1-new kits would be sweet
    2-nothing should be removed from the game, unless a bug
    3-Shadowdancer bugs
    4-A new, random dialogue or quest will be bugged
    5-A new bard kit would be cool, since they added thief one
    6-Drow or half-drow would be fantastic, if it can make sense ingame
    7-May 11th, as a birthday present for me. Yay!
  • Aasimar069Aasimar069 Member Posts: 803
    edited May 2013
    Jalily said:

    *grabs popcorn*

    Grab your keyboard and fix the bugs instead ? (this is a joke ;-) )

    My answers, that are very pessimistic (and quite ironic) :

    1. Content wise there are enough things inside.
    2. Things that functions properly.
    3. It will add bugs when removing other ones, since no proper beta testing is performed.
    4. Some random things linked to the things that were fixed after being broken once.
    5. No need for new kits, only the fixing of what currently is.
    6. No need for new sub-races, only the fixing of what currently is.
    7. I do hope not too late, though taking time to release it should prevent new bugs to spawn (with a good beta testing and no live testing with the players).

    On a more seriously note : BG2 is very enjoyable the way it is (I have played it on 1280*960). You'll have to astound me if you want me to buy it. There are a LOT of scripts in this game, and it should not be taken lightly when dealing with them.

    BG2 takes way more time to complete than BG1, a game breaking bug would be much more annoying since you'll have to spend much more time to progress to the same point.

    BG1 was a good thing to buy in an "EE" edition because you had to install tons of mods in order to play it the best way. Also, you were not messing with the original content (unlike TuTu or BGT that had changed many things because they fancy that, like this without reasons), and adding new contents.
  • JaceJace Member Posts: 193
    1. What do you think the next patch will add content wise?
    ---> Neera, Dorn and Rasaad will now express content (pun!) or disapproval based on your reputation.
    2. What do you think the next patch will remove?
    ---> The Ankeg plate mail Easter egg.
    3. What single bug do you think will be removed?
    ---> Tethoril's scroll, but I guess that's an obvious.
    4. What do you think will be bugged next once the new patch is released?
    ---> All recruitable NPCs will have duplicates of themselves around them of all possible levels.
    5. If there's any new kits, what do you think one will be?
    ---> Uthgardt Shaman, but it's quite far-fetched.
    6. If there's a new race/sub-race, what do you think it'll be?
    ---> A half-breed of some sort.
    7. What day do you think the patch will release?
    ---> Not soon enough.
  • smeagolheartsmeagolheart Member Posts: 7,963
    1. What do you think the next patch will add content wise?
    I think the next patch will add a new area called the Friend Zone.

    2. What do you think the next patch will remove (not bugs)?
    The next patch will remove the gem bag from Neera and put it in high hedge

    3. What single bug do you think will be removed?
    Hmmm there are too many to choose from....

    4. What do you think will be bugged next once the new patch is released?
    the GUi

    5. If there's any new kits, what do you think one will be?
    Arcane Scholar of Candlekeep

    6. If there's a new race/sub-race, what do you think it'll be?
    The Drow rule supreme

    7. What day do you think the patch will release (say Oct. 11th for example)?
    January 13, 2014
  • OzzyBotkinsOzzyBotkins Member Posts: 396
    Shat Teel Will Be Nerfed So She Can't Be Duel Classed To Thief
    Halfling Only kit Truesword
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    Baldur's gate will be invaded by space marines.
  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    edited May 2013
    Jalily said:

    *grabs popcorn*

    I eat mine out of a coffee can!
    CaptRory said:

    6. If there's a new race/sub-race, what do you think it'll be?

    Magical Pony (Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn, and Alicorn which is totally OP.)

    What about Sea Pony? Will there be a spell that will allow me to call upon them when I'm in distress?


    1. What do you think the next patch will add content wise?
    -Tomb of Horrors. :3
    -No, really, I don't think anything content-wise. If there were modules, that'd probably be pay stuff. "Well, now that you've outdone the guy you spent the main story trying to stop in terms of destruction, here's a module! Pay up, hon, we aren't a charity like that adorable noble in the Copper Coronet."
    2. What do you hope think the next patch will remove (not bugs)?
    -Coran. *snap snap snap*
    -Hopefully the need to break alignment in order to get elven chainmail. I don't like Dorn because he's mean and picks on Neera, why would I want him in my party.
    3. What single bug do you think will be removed?
    -The one what makes Firebead Elvenhair's quest in Candlekeep unaccompletable.
    4. What do you think will be bugged next once the new patch is released?
    -Safana will still not be romanceable.
    5. If there's any new kits, what do you think one will be?
    -Arcane Archer? :3? plz? It'd be a superspecial elven/half-elven Ranger kit.
    -Oh uhm uh well um gosh I don't know well umm uhh maybemaybe some neato Druid or Ranger or Cleric or Bard kits? Like those two Ranger kits that BG II dummied out?
    6. If there's a new race/sub-race, what do you think it'll be?
    -Probably sub-races.
    7. What day do you think the patch will release (say Oct. 11th for example)?
    -June! June Somethingth.
  • CorianderCoriander Member Posts: 1,667
    Maybe my constant suggestion to make something upside down and on fire will be implemented ^_^
  • CaptRoryCaptRory Member Posts: 1,660
    @SCARY_WIZARD

    A land-sea pony? Since you can't actually go into the water...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214

    Jalily said:

    *grabs popcorn*


    7. What day do you think the patch will release (say Oct. 11th for example)?
    -June! June Somethingth.
    Hmmm June 14th is both my birthday AND wedding anniversary...
  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    Coriander said:

    Maybe my constant suggestion to make something upside down and on fire will be implemented ^_^

    Bats sleep upside down...wait, are you suggesting things like fire keese? D:?
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  • Zzidolfas86Zzidolfas86 Member Posts: 77
    edited May 2013
    1. What do you think the next patch will add content wise?
    Some minor quests and a new magical item for us to discover!

    2. What do you think the next patch will remove (not bugs)?
    I hope it will move the gem bag from Neera! :p

    3. What single bug do you think will be removed?
    The sound bug in Baldurs Gate... Thank god for ctr+T

    4. What do you think will be bugged next once the new patch is released?
    Noober will explode into a fireball with cloudkill followup if you kill him

    5. If there's any new kits, what do you think one will be?
    Still some oldschool classes left that I would love to see atleast. Horizon walker, Loremaster, arcane archer, arcane trickster Duelist (Would LOVE that one :D) etc... I would also love to see some kind of paragon classes for bg2ee + tob ;)

    6. If there's a new race/sub-race, what do you think it'll be?
    Some sub-races I guess. I would love to see something out of 4th edition, tho it probably wont happen ;/
    Dragonborn, Goliath, Eladrin etc....

    7. What day do you think the patch will release (say Oct. 11th for example)?
    Bring it on by the end of May I say!
  • CaptRoryCaptRory Member Posts: 1,660

    Coriander said:

    Maybe my constant suggestion to make something upside down and on fire will be implemented ^_^

    Bats sleep upside down...wait, are you suggesting things like fire keese? D:?

    We tried that in WW2. Didn't work out too well. We accidentally burned down one of our own towns. XD
  • ReclusiarchReclusiarch Member Posts: 9
    Here's hoping for easier multiplayer acesss!
  • GandalfPortraitGuyGandalfPortraitGuy Member Posts: 206


    7. What day do you think the patch will release (say Oct. 11th for example)?
    Bring it on by the end of May I say!

    Believe believe the Dragonborn comes. With a voice wielding power of the ancient Nord arts, believe believe the Dragonborn comes.
  • Aasimar069Aasimar069 Member Posts: 803
    edited May 2013
    @Avenger_teambg

    Hello, it seems we have a NEW bug here :

    http://forum.baldursgate.com/discussion/18402/number-figures-on-keyboard-dont-work-anymore#latest


    Induced by the lastest "italian" dialogues patch ? ;-)

    PS : it might not cause trouble for every player, but for people who doesn't use a QWERTY keyboard, it sure causes a problem.
  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    CaptRory said:

    We tried that in WW2. Didn't work out too well. We accidentally burned down one of our own towns. XD

    I could have sworn there was an actual siege where they set pigeons on fire, or was that in a story.

    Anyways, bump! This is a fun thread to read.
  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    ajwz said:

    The rules set will be changed to 4th edition
    Bhaal is gone from the pantheon and is no longer part of the story
    The geography of the sword coast has changed
    The spellplague has turned every single npc into a tiefling or a drow ranger.
    Psionic powers introduced to most classes.
    Removal of HP - taking damage makes the edges of screen turn increasingly bloody.
    Health regenerates quickly if you leave combat.
    Acheivements added.
    Quicktime events to avoid dying in cutscenes.
    Current quest objective marked on the minimap

    Oh, no! Glad I still have my original copy! And the Good Old Games copies!
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