Who you gonna call ???
GoldenEgg
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If we were dropped in to the world of Baldur's Gate I fear most of us would be less than useless. Facing down a pack of bloodthirsty gibberlings / wolves / vampires / beholders does not end well ...
Luckily, we were all dropped with a phone and everyone's favourite group of rag tag NPCs on speed dial and I can safely say, speaking for myself at least, that my button pushing abilities for exceed my monster butchering skills .
Soooo, if you could choose one Npc and one alone to come save the day and be your personal bodyguard when times got rough, who would it be and why ???
Luckily, we were all dropped with a phone and everyone's favourite group of rag tag NPCs on speed dial and I can safely say, speaking for myself at least, that my button pushing abilities for exceed my monster butchering skills .
Soooo, if you could choose one Npc and one alone to come save the day and be your personal bodyguard when times got rough, who would it be and why ???
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Whether he likes me or not (he most certainly would not) the chance to hack his way through the Sword Coast and perhaps the odd beer thrown in as well should be enough to (hopefully) keep him from turning his axe in my direction.
Plus magic's overrated, in an ambush I want the guy who can come out swinging from the get go, not asking for 15minutes of prep time before he get's started thus, Korgan's my guy!
If he isn't willing to deal with humans, I'd give Imoen a call.
or Finch or Indira or Keto SHUT UP THEY'RE CANON TO ME
If its restricted to BG only, I'll take Aerie. Double the spellcasting, double the me not getting squished. Or maybe Mazzy. She's spunky and awesome.
No wait, can I take Elminster?
He has the right lines at the right time. Lets just say he knows what to say?
Edit: Well he wont help out much in combat hopefully I could outrun him...
Sorry, had to be said.
If I really needed the protection, Ajantis (BG), Keldorn (BG2) or Dorn (BGEE - and I already like him). Fighters make better bodyguards than squishy mages.
All those gibberlings would be dead before I'd hang up the phone.
Internet I am disappoint.
It was too obvious. Everyone was thinking it, why share the joke with outsiders?