How low will you stoop?

Permidion_Stark

It is, they say, better to have loved a short than never to have loved a tall, but Baldur's Gate is a despicably heightest game: you have to be at least five feet tall or you don't get to go on any of the rides.

But maybe some day we will live in a better world, one where the little guys can find love just like the rest of us.

So, people, tell me this: if you could make it with a munchkin which munchkin would you make it with?

Skagneti

Sleep with one eye open...

blackchimes

Alora, though I would likely murder her horribly in a month's time.

Drugar

Alora.

Because, as mentioned earlier, I'm a perv.

Sniiiimon

Mazzy's the girl for me. Athletic, strong, brave, short, heart of a paladin; what more could a guy like me ask for?

I'm also quite sure I would enjoy looking at her ass... ets.

(Forgive me, I couldn't resist.)

Lindeblom

Power is sexy, and it doesn't get more powerful than TIAX!!!!

badbromance

Jan,
I will just tune out and stare into the sunset as he tells me about his family and other interesting stories....

I wonder how he would feel about the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity?

Permidion_Stark

badbromance said:

Jan,
I will just tune out and stare into the sunset as he tells me about his family and other interesting stories....

You also have to cope with turnip-breath ...

setsunaluvr

Mazzy, because you just don't get any better than a halfling faux-paladin.

elminster

I don't think you are happy enough! I'll teach you to be happy!

Fredjo

Mazzy has a sexy look, I'd do her even if I weren't forced to

Fredjo

Drugar said:

Alora.

Because, as mentioned earlier, I'm a perv.

Hahaha, but who isn't? It's just only some of us will admit it, if all people would admit being pervs, the abnormality of the word "perv" would become normality, and prudes would become pervs, that'd be fun

Kamigoroshi

Still waiting for a female, non-chaotic, gnome to make her appearance.
A gender-bendered Tiax just won't cut it for me... anymore.

BelgarathMTH

"Sleep lightly, Taskmaster."

Monty is the only one I find to be somewhat cute, plus I find his skills in thieving and combat to be impressive. I'd be afraid of him, and he'd probably wind up dominating our relationship, so I guess he appeals to my more kinky side, in a strange sort of Monty-Xzar way. Actually, I guess Xzar would probably try to kill me in a fit of jealous rage, since I'd be stealing his man and trying to take his place by Monty's side.

Um, yeah. Carry on, folks, nothing else to see here. LOL.

karl_maulder

Not only a legit businessman, he can also hold his liquor.

Awong124

There are only 2 females. I'm kind of banking on Alora's portrait not being particularly indicative of what she would actually look like. BG1 portraits seem to not be particularly flattering in some cases.

I don't think I'd be able to stand Mazzy for very long, since she'd be like, "oh, Oh, OH, OHHH Avoreen, AVOREEN, AVOREEN YEEEESSS, AVOREEEEEEEEN!"

Jarrakul

Mazzy all the way. Because she is tiny and kickass and legitimately noble and that's really hot.

Awong124

belgarathmth said:

"Sleep lightly, Taskmaster."

Monty is the only one I find to be somewhat cute, plus I find his skills in thieving and combat to be impressive. I'd be afraid of him, and he'd probably wind up dominating our relationship, so I guess he appeals to my more kinky side, in a strange sort of Monty-Xzar way. Actually, I guess Xzar would probably try to kill me in a fit of jealous rage, since I'd be stealing his man and trying to take his place by Monty's side.

Um, yeah. Carry on, folks, nothing else to see here. LOL.

The voice for Montaron is Sarah Connor's psychiatrist from the Terminator movies. You can picture that in your head when you're making sweet sweet love.

doggy

Tiax. Well he rules. And it would be weird.

Got to try it though.

Monty would be my second could I pick more than one.

Note to self: make sure to be locked up in spellhold for good. Must need medical care.

Jarrakul

He's also LeChuck, if you've played Monkey Island. I'm not sure if that's more or less disturbing than the psychiatrist, but it ain't exactly sunshine and roses.

OneAngryMushroom

I'm pretty sure a team of me and Mazzy would make it all the way to internationals in the Halfing toss competions

FinneousPJ

@Permidion_Stark I like your style.

CoM_Solaufein

Mazzy. Alora's personality would get on my nerves.

SCARY_WIZARD

FINCH
Alora, because she's so happy and what-not.

smeagolheart

Mazzy's personality is too holier than thou for me. Give me the simple country girl with irrepressible cheeriness so I can er well you know.

Awong124

I just realized, it shouldn't be 'how low will I stoop', it should be 'how low will they stoop'.

greckoboy

I chose Mazzy because I'm shallow.

Awong124

I wonder if when Quayle has sex with somebody, he'll scream, "OH DEAR!" when he climaxes.

OzzyBotkins

There should be a Mazzy romance mod. It wold be simaler to Jaheira romance. Mazzy lost her beloved Patrick Like Jaheira lost Her Kalid

KidCarnival

Umm, Korgan is my drinking buddy, so I wouldn't have to go out of my way to drink him pretty.

Southpaw

Alora.
Because Tiax is an attention-whore, Quayle too self-centered and would neglect me, Yeslick too soft and Montaron too mean. Kagain would ruin our bond with drinking, Korgan is an abusive mate and Jan would just run away, like all the women tend to do...
..and yeah...Mazzy would probably kill me for being Evil.