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  • SCARY_WIZARDSCARY_WIZARD Member Posts: 1,438
    ajwz said:

    Google the term "monster girl encyclopedia". Switch to images. Turn off safe search. Thank me later.

    Yep.
  • LuigirulesLuigirules Member Posts: 419
    Just because I'm fuckin' weird.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870


    Almost everybody that I wanted to talk to about my monstrous desire was dissolved. It turns out that the vast majority of oozes and slimes in this Prime Material Plane are highly caustic. :(

    Bummer. Perhaps you will have more luck with an Ghaunadan partner?
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    Illithids. Love their dirty minds, and they sure know how to (Dire) Charm me.
  • onanonan Member Posts: 223
    ajwz said:

    Google the term "monster girl encyclopedia". Switch to images. Turn off safe search. Thank me later.

    I...I don't think I'll ever recover.

  • GemHoundGemHound Member Posts: 801
    Well, many Dragons can take a humanoid form.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    onan said:

    ajwz said:

    Google the term "monster girl encyclopedia". Switch to images. Turn off safe search. Thank me later.

    I...I don't think I'll ever recover.

    Worst case scenario is that you'll only lose interest in humans as a whole. But since monsters are cuter anyway, it's no biggie.
  • KurumiKurumi Member Posts: 520
    Well, considering the shapeshifting capablities of Druids...
  • VarwulfVarwulf Member Posts: 564
    Kurumi said:

    Well, considering the shapeshifting capablities of Druids...

    lol, this! ^

  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,208
    Kurumi said:

    Well, considering the shapeshifting capablities of Druids...

    Please "bear" with me. I'm trying NOT to imagine some of the more ... quirky ... activities of Jaheira and CHARNAME.
  • DeefjeDeefje Member Posts: 110

    Kurumi said:

    Well, considering the shapeshifting capablities of Druids...

    Please "bear" with me. I'm trying NOT to imagine some of the more ... quirky ... activities of Jaheira and CHARNAME.
    Jaheira with cat ears and a fluffy bunny tail..... me-ow I'd hop right her way.

    Anyhow, I've always had a healthy obsession with dragons. Always on the lookout for new media and stuff, so... yeh.... easy pick for me.
  • CalmarCalmar Member Posts: 688
    Dragons. Because they can turn themselves into humans and elves.
  • VarwulfVarwulf Member Posts: 564
    Calmar said:

    Dragons. Because they can turn themselves into humans and elves.

    I always thought their transformation capabilities extended beyond just humanoids, or am I incorrect?
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Varwulf said:

    Calmar said:

    Dragons. Because they can turn themselves into humans and elves.

    I always thought their transformation capabilities extended beyond just humanoids, or am I incorrect?
    Correct. Many true (and most often metallic) dragons can use polymorph self a couple of times per day in AD&D 2nd edition. For example: a gold dragon may polymorph his body into a "wingless gold dragon", in order to obtain a more streamlined body for swimming. Heck, for all I know you could even find a silver dragon shapeshifted into an ooze, of all things. :P
  • VarwulfVarwulf Member Posts: 564

    Varwulf said:

    Calmar said:

    Dragons. Because they can turn themselves into humans and elves.

    I always thought their transformation capabilities extended beyond just humanoids, or am I incorrect?
    Correct. Many true (and most often metallic) dragons can use polymorph self a couple of times per day in AD&D 2nd edition. For example: a gold dragon may polymorph his body into a "wingless gold dragon", in order to obtain a more streamlined body for swimming. Heck, for all I know you could even find a silver dragon shapeshifted into an ooze, of all things. :P
    That is pretty much what I was thinking :) I could see the benefit of taking on the form of something less menacing, like, say, a deer, to sneak up on unsuspecting prey or something to that effect :)
  • AstafasAstafas Member Posts: 448
    Many dragons can shapeshift. Very practical.
  • NonnahswriterNonnahswriter Member Posts: 2,520
    But couldn't a super-high-level mage transform into a dragon?

    Why should the dragon down-scale for your petty humanoid needs? >:D
  • KurumiKurumi Member Posts: 520

    But couldn't a super-high-level mage transform into a dragon?

    Nope, but a high level Druid can.. at least in 3.5.. ^^
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    Some human females are monsterous enough for me (talking of attitude).
  • WolkWolk Member Posts: 279
    In the Xanth book series, the goblin girls are beautifull woman, just shorter.
    In FR, the goblins are abundant and they are small, which means a lot of goblin girls at the same time.
  • KidCarnivalKidCarnival Member Posts: 3,747
    *wiggles eyestalks*
  • Mrpenfold666Mrpenfold666 Member Posts: 428
    dragons can shapeshift to make the physical side more comfortable *nod nod*
  • booinyoureyesbooinyoureyes Member Posts: 6,164
    I have a thing for cold-blooded women

    But if I was a chick, I do hear the centaurs share certain features with horses...
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155

    I have a thing for cold-blooded women

    But if I was a chick, I do hear the centaurs share certain features with horses...

    Hell, another good laugh!
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