Objection! I haven't eaten anyone's ... well ... the possibility of me eating or not eating any insides of skull cavity ... ehm ... importance of an act that may or may not have not happened during a non-existent previous story arc, whose credibility is inconceivable under sane circumstances which have absolutely not happened as I was sick and at home by that very time and my Illithid aunt was very sick and dying ... which is a prehensile that can not be confirmed as a dog ate her ... I have definitely not sucked it like an orange!
You just think he's not intelligent, because that is what he wants you to think. He just uses his trusted berserker animal companion to as a front to do the dirty work. All parta the plan.
The only person I'm scared of eating me is @BaldursCat I suspect she might secretly be the DM of my real life:
Hey, I just noticed, jsut look how low Boo's CHA, INT & WIS stats are! As Misc would say: "That's not riiight!,/em>"
I would, however, like to point out that Boo is Smarter (by 1) and Wiser (by 3) than Minsc.
Also as strong as Imoen.
And as dexterous as the Slayer XD thats amazing, Boo has more DEX than a Thief TNO XD :P still, those 2 HP base and 3 CON creeps me, since 3 CON is equal to -3HP per level, and he has more than one level :P
The Greater Demon Broccoli will have no dominion over me!
Cauli and the flower people will lead us to a new land!
We're not really calling our party that are we? What's that? We are? Okay, sweet?
Broccoli: Death comes for you! Feel its icy breath!
Okay my first thought here was actually "oh look, the gelatinous cube defeated the broccoli!" I need sleep.
Aha! Brilliant, I'll never forget coming across those in the first Dark Alliance game, they even dropped treasure, which begs the question, where are the pockets on a gelatinous cube?
The Greater Demon Broccoli will have no dominion over me!
Cauli and the flower people will lead us to a new land!
We're not really calling our party that are we? What's that? We are? Okay, sweet?
Broccoli: Death comes for you! Feel its icy breath!
Okay my first thought here was actually "oh look, the gelatinous cube defeated the broccoli!" I need sleep.
Aha! Brilliant, I'll never forget coming across those in the first Dark Alliance game, they even dropped treasure, which begs the question, where are the pockets on a gelatinous cube?
Never make questions you actually do not want to know the answer for... And yo DO NOT want to know the answer for this...
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I haven't eaten anyone's ... well ... the possibility of me eating or not eating any insides of skull cavity ... ehm ... importance of an act that may or may not have not happened during a non-existent previous story arc, whose credibility is inconceivable under sane circumstances which have absolutely not happened as I was sick and at home by that very time and my Illithid aunt was very sick and dying ... which is a prehensile that can not be confirmed as a dog ate her ... I have definitely not sucked it like an orange!
...anyway I do not acquit!
Sorry Lodoss, but you had this coming for a long time.
The only person I'm scared of eating me is @BaldursCat
I suspect she might secretly be the DM of my real life:
(I didn't make this one)
Broccoli: Death comes for you! Feel its icy breath!
Yes, I am certainly looking forward to my next playthrough ... Female Paladin woot woot!!
Also as strong as Imoen.
I need sleep.
(On the plus side, no backstory means I have free reign! Mwahahahahahaha!! >:D )
Which in-turn inspired this one:
Never make questions you actually do not want to know the answer for... And yo DO NOT want to know the answer for this...