First I'll summon @Dee and @booinyoureyes. I promised @Dee a present a month ago and here it is. Also, I did one for @booinyoureyes as a personal test. I have literally no experience in Photoshop whatsoever and I'm pretty much flying blind here, just pressing buttons and seeing what happens so don't expect anything too fancy. It'd be nice if others that are more versed in the ways of photo editing could help as well.