"I came to hell to help my friend! Who helps you, Irenicus? Demons? You're going to die alone and you know it!" - Aerie
@Antagonist I loved that line! Sent shivers down my spine first time I heard it... I actually felt encouraged before taking on Irenicus for the final time. lol
"Uncle Quayle taught me well... I know I can be of great use to you!" - Aerie
"I'm afraid you have mistaken us for someone else. I'm Dimwit, this is my good friend Boob, and behind me you'll find Brainless and Moron. How do you do?" - Charname to Emissary Tar
"For someone who supposedly has her soul tainted by the evil of a dead god, you remind me considerably of a chipmunk with a sugar high and a death wish." Valygar to Imoen
@Night_Watch lol I've never seen that one before! I've had Imoen in my party and Valygar in my party, but for various reasons, never at the same time. Love it, love Immy! XD
"A den of stinking evil. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched!" - Minsc
"My job? Taking care of crazies like you. Making sure you don't go and hurt yourselves with your deviant powers. And cookies, I make cookies." Lonk the Sane
"There's no call for insults, you tactless orc-lover. Obviously, it is better that I not join your party." - Jan Jansen
What gets me is that he said this to my evil!Charname who's currently romancing Dorn... I mean, how did he know? It's not like we hold hands in public or anything...
"Hi, I'm Well-Adjusted Al, and my prices are sensible. I used to be called Crazy Al, but therapy has convinced me that selling plate armour for 3 gold pieces and a small duck was no way to get ahead in business."
"Being a god isn't what you'd expect, though, Sune was all over me from day one...I hear she developed a thing for turnips about a decade ago." Jan to Charname
Larze: Huurm, I be Larze. You be Protagonist. Don't try to deny it. You should not have come to Baldur's Gate. You given many warnings before, but you ignore them. Now you must pay. Sorry, but Larze must kill.
Protagonist: Wait one moment you big oaf. Why would you think that I'm Protagonist? Do I look like I could be that kind of hero? Protagonist is a juggernaut of destruction, with flaming eyes, and a roaring voice. My companions and I, we're just normal folks.
Larze: Huh? But you must be Protagonist. Me see picture, and it look like you. It had no fire eyes or big voice, though pictures don't have voices. Hmmmmm. I confused.
Protagonist: Larze, my poor confused ogre. There is only one thing for you to do. You have to go back and take a closer look at the picture. I'm sure once you've had a second look, you'll know what a big mistake you've made. Now run along, we'll be waiting right here.
Larze: Yes! Good idea. Larze will find picture and see for sure. You will wait here until Larze gets back.
Protagonist: Wait one moment you big oaf. Why would you think that I'm Protagonist? Do I look like I could be that kind of hero? Protagonist is a juggernaut of destruction, with flaming eyes, and a roaring voice.
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I loved that line! Sent shivers down my spine first time I heard it... I actually felt encouraged before taking on Irenicus for the final time. lol
"Uncle Quayle taught me well... I know I can be of great use to you!" - Aerie
"Umm... Cespenar only serve the Great One. You'se nice maybe, but you'se still a nobody." - Cespenar
lol I've never seen that one before! I've had Imoen in my party and Valygar in my party, but for various reasons, never at the same time. Love it, love Immy! XD
"A den of stinking evil. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched!" - Minsc
"I wish I could have my old Tobacco pipe!"
What gets me is that he said this to my evil!Charname who's currently romancing Dorn... I mean, how did he know? It's not like we hold hands in public or anything...
Larze: Huurm, I be Larze. You be Protagonist. Don't try to deny it. You should not have come to Baldur's Gate. You given many warnings before, but you ignore them. Now you must pay. Sorry, but Larze must kill.
Protagonist: Wait one moment you big oaf. Why would you think that I'm Protagonist? Do I look like I could be that kind of hero? Protagonist is a juggernaut of destruction, with flaming eyes, and a roaring voice. My companions and I, we're just normal folks.
Larze: Huh? But you must be Protagonist. Me see picture, and it look like you. It had no fire eyes or big voice, though pictures don't have voices. Hmmmmm. I confused.
Protagonist: Larze, my poor confused ogre. There is only one thing for you to do. You have to go back and take a closer look at the picture. I'm sure once you've had a second look, you'll know what a big mistake you've made. Now run along, we'll be waiting right here.
Larze: Yes! Good idea. Larze will find picture and see for sure. You will wait here until Larze gets back.
Speaking of which.
"Face ME! FACE THE NEW LORD OF MURDER!" - Sarevok