Some days ago, trying to convince a friend that DMs can be a non-crutial NPC in a Tabletop game, I created a paragraph to send to him, which, with some enhancement, became very funny.
I have 7561 Hit points, I'm lvl400, I can cast more than 100000000 spells a day, I have a THAC0 of -300, and AC of the same value. I deal out 10000d100 damage +200000000 points of magical damage with each hit besides of draining 25 STR and DEX. I have 700% resistance of each type (Fire, Magical Fire, Cold, Magical Cold, Magical Damage, Magic (MR), Slashing, piercing, acid, electricity and crushing), and they can't be lowered by a spell or modified, I'm also immune to ability drain and I attack 125 times per round. Besides I don't have a True Form, I shape-change when I want and I can walk trough the planes as some people talks about the weather. I have Time Stop immunity and a movement rate of 3772, I can carry more than 1900000000Ibs and all my stats are set at 100000, they can't be lowered by a spell no modified in any way. My Magic Resistance also stops all the different types of harmful magic or some sort of magical abilities (Beguiling Gaze, Sunfire, a Demi-Lich's Imprisonment and the sort). I make players follow the rules and follow the rules, the say I'm Lawful Evil.
I really like this idea that Hexxat might be a shadar-kai, as they are awesome. Few things in 4E are cooler than a high-level shadar-kai Swordmage with the feat that makes her powers deal cold and necrotic damage.
The funniest thing is that everybody was trying to kill an Admantite Golem, who has a good AC (when compared with other enemies... like thugs...), and, the only explanation I have is that, as the Golem is a magical build, it might be ALEN-MADE!! :O
The downloader is waiting for the new patch, it was prescient and already knew some (intel HD, *cough*) problems will only be solved a year after release.
"Much to Charname's horror, it was later found that Irenicus' favorite pastime involved casting Invisibility on himself, donning the Golden Pantaloons, and performing a Vaudeville song-and-dance for his assorted minions."
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I WAS TOLD THIS WOULD NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!!!
I have 7561 Hit points, I'm lvl400, I can cast more than 100000000 spells a day, I have a THAC0 of -300, and AC of the same value. I deal out 10000d100 damage +200000000 points of magical damage with each hit besides of draining 25 STR and DEX. I have 700% resistance of each type (Fire, Magical Fire, Cold, Magical Cold, Magical Damage, Magic (MR), Slashing, piercing, acid, electricity and crushing), and they can't be lowered by a spell or modified, I'm also immune to ability drain and I attack 125 times per round.
Besides I don't have a True Form, I shape-change when I want and I can walk trough the planes as some people talks about the weather. I have Time Stop immunity and a movement rate of 3772, I can carry more than 1900000000Ibs and all my stats are set at 100000, they can't be lowered by a spell no modified in any way. My Magic Resistance also stops all the different types of harmful magic or some sort of magical abilities (Beguiling Gaze, Sunfire, a Demi-Lich's Imprisonment and the sort). I make players follow the rules and follow the rules, the say I'm Lawful Evil.
Some people call me "Dungeon Master".
Also, found a funny image on google.
Also if you think Gurren Lagaan is typical anime sillyness, you probably should watch more anime. Its not exactly typical. XP
And one about cats and The Nameless One, two things that have MANY fans.
ahhh...poor Hamlet
The funniest thing is that everybody was trying to kill an Admantite Golem, who has a good AC (when compared with other enemies... like thugs...), and, the only explanation I have is that, as the Golem is a magical build, it might be ALEN-MADE!! :O
Mage cats. 'Nuff said.
please excuse my terrible photo shopping skills
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