Skip to content

Adopt a monster

2»

Comments

  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,251
    Sorry about Patrick - he gets a little rowdy sometimes it seems. But I love 'im.
  • The user and all related content has been deleted.
  • CrevsDaakCrevsDaak Member Posts: 7,155
    @Shandyr please don't post more broccoli images, they hurt me and my pet mummy (joking, but please they hurt my eyes).
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    No! Stand back @CrevsDaak‌ my apprentice! You will be harmed by the deceased Lord @Shandyr‌ 's evil essence.

    *@CrevsDaak mumbles something about getting more hurt from the evil essences eminating from the back end of Betsy*

    Now Betsy... I need you to eat this... Good Cow... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL GNOMEKIND! MY ARM MY ARM RAAARRGH! Okay... Just a flesh wound... Thank you Betsy...

    *Anduin waits for the extra hot spicy curry to take effect*

    *Betsy looks agitated*

    At last we should see some action... MY NASAL PASSAGES ARE AFLAME ! THE HORRO...

    *Anduin passes out due to toxic gas cloud*

    *Anduin awakes face first in a cow pat the size of a small pond, the Broccolo shard floating in front of him*

    I WILL CONTINUE MY QUEST ! No matter the Beast, Humanoid or Excretion! Notheing will stop me!
  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,251
    I pledge my lute to your cause, Ser @Anduin‌!
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    @JackJack ! I did it! I did it! I managed to assasinate Lord @Shandyr‌ , whilst pretending to be in the stomach of a pit-fiend, I was actually planning Lord @Shandyr 's downfall...

    But he foresaw his own death, and walked the earth plowing all the females... erm... the fertile earth he could and spawned 10 Broccoflowers, shards of his essence.

    We need to collect them all to prevent his terrible rebirth (In which he will probably spank my botty red raw...)

    Your lute is always welcome... Check for Broccoflowers!

    Can you write us an epic sonnet to accompany our quest, my fine Bard?
  • jackjackjackjack Member Posts: 3,251
    A mummie's work is never done
    And broccoflower isn't fun
    For anyone
    A quest he undertook that day
    To rid the forum of this scourge
    On each member I call
    Help us find them all
    Resist this mad green urge!
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    Oh, look those sad little neglected monsters!

    I happened to found another lonely guy, who seeks an adopter.

    She/he is Hannah, Harry, Helen, Henry and Hildegard.

    This little Hydra with big heart needs love too.
Sign In or Register to comment.