Here we have "Daisy" th-Ohgod shes giving me that look again...*coughs* Anyways, meet Daisy!
I met Daisy all alone in a dark dungeon surrounded by dead bodies that I assure you are in no way related to her! She was quite a noisy little thing and so hungry!
The poor thing was in need of a good home and I was ready to help find her one! After a mishap with picking her up I quickly lured her out with offers of fresh blo-Er. Fish. Only fish.
Why look at her now lo-Daisy put your claws away. Daisy do-OHGODEDSFASDFGDS SOMEONE TAKE THIS BEAST AWAY FROM ME!
Daisy reminds me of my dear friend Aldyednow, a beautiful powerful female half dragon.
Also, I know a dude who really needs a new home, the last wizard that summoned him from the Abyss wasn't kind enough to feed him at 5 o' clock with tea.
Note to self: Find time to feel embarrassed for completely misunderstanding the posting of the half-dragon image in the adopt a pet thread.
Regardless, I will totally take that Quasit and be the best owner ever I swear. He can even sit on my head with Cthulhu and the rest. Best place for a pet and he can glare at my enemies for me so I can focus on other things, like feeling embarrassed.
Regardless, I will totally take that Quasit and be the best owner ever I swear. He can even sit on my head with Cthulhu and the rest. Best place for a pet and he can glare at my enemies for me so I can focus on other things, like feeling embarrassed.
OK, the Quasit is yours! Congratulations on adopting a pet!
Honestly this makes me want to be an evil caster just so I can have a quasit who's master constantly confuses it with an imp and it travels on its caster's head. The evil caster is actually quite sociable and nice but whenever they come across anyone who's slightly rude the imp flings insults that start a fight then laughs.
His name will be Qurl'Fi'Tun but everyone, especially his master, calls him Impy...Wich he hates.
I was playing magical checkers with my Neera while trying to hook up with her. It is just like normal checkers, but we use magic to move the pieces because we are too lazy to do it ourselves. It was a bit hard for an archer to use magic and move the pieces, so I usually gave up after a few rounds. We were starting a new round, Neera played and guess what happened. WILD SURGE!
Results: She gated a pit fiend Neera sudenly remembered she had an important appointement with some kind of doctor named Adoy so she left me with the new guy wanting me to slaugther him.
Instead I gave him some hot milk. My mother, wait I'm Gorion's ward, I don't have a mother, well Gorion always told me that if I did something stupid with a girl and I get stuck with a child, I should give it hot milk. I decided back then that I never wanted a child so i became ann adventurer. Gorion certainly had the same reasoning in his younger days.
So now I'm stuck with a pit fiend. I called him Patrick and he answers to his name. I'm trying to get rid of him because i'm having some trouble with my landlord wanting to evict us because he slaughtered his whole family. But Patrick is still a nice fellow.
Moral of the story: Don't play magic checkers with a wild mage. Whatever you do, you'll end up with a child, enjoy the making. Don't play checkers on a date. It's lame.
But you can always adopt Patrick if you want. Just don't let him answer your phone. Or when someone will call and ask for you he will just say "No, this is Patrick" and hang up.
Other moral of the story: Don't name your pet pit fiend after a retarded cartoon character
I've been told that the last time you ate a blue goo pudding (719 years before yesterday if the information was accurate) you had a stomachache that lasted a week.
then we can be like the Nordic cast of Game of Thrones. He can carry me on his back if I lose control over my lower limbs and reply to all questions with an emphatic "Hjolldor!"
Oooh, not checking this thread made of me a bad pet owner :P I'll gently ask Patrick if he wantsto give Andy back. And I might give him a cookie (if my mummy is unhurt and it does NOT land over me).
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I feel like a good guy, today... :P
I met Daisy all alone in a dark dungeon surrounded by dead bodies that I assure you are in no way related to her! She was quite a noisy little thing and so hungry!
The poor thing was in need of a good home and I was ready to help find her one! After a mishap with picking her up I quickly lured her out with offers of fresh blo-Er. Fish. Only fish.
Why look at her now lo-Daisy put your claws away. Daisy do-OHGODEDSFASDFGDS SOMEONE TAKE THIS BEAST AWAY FROM ME!
*Hisssss*
Also, I know a dude who really needs a new home, the last wizard that summoned him from the Abyss wasn't kind enough to feed him at 5 o' clock with tea.
Also about how many grumps per feeding does the imp provide? I fear I require a high grump to food ratio for any imp I am to own.
The dude is a Quasit, it will grump as much as you want.
Regardless, I will totally take that Quasit and be the best owner ever I swear. He can even sit on my head with Cthulhu and the rest. Best place for a pet and he can glare at my enemies for me so I can focus on other things, like feeling embarrassed.
His name will be Qurl'Fi'Tun but everyone, especially his master, calls him Impy...Wich he hates.
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AWESOME!
I would like a mum and dad with lots of cash!
My last parents didn't even leave me a plaster, let alone a bandage to wear!
We were starting a new round, Neera played and guess what happened. WILD SURGE!
Results: She gated a pit fiend
Neera sudenly remembered she had an important appointement with some kind of doctor named Adoy so she left me with the new guy wanting me to slaugther him.
Instead I gave him some hot milk. My mother, wait I'm Gorion's ward, I don't have a mother, well Gorion always told me that if I did something stupid with a girl and I get stuck with a child, I should give it hot milk. I decided back then that I never wanted a child so i became ann adventurer. Gorion certainly had the same reasoning in his younger days.
So now I'm stuck with a pit fiend. I called him Patrick and he answers to his name. I'm trying to get rid of him because i'm having some trouble with my landlord wanting to evict us because he slaughtered his whole family. But Patrick is still a nice fellow.
Moral of the story:
Don't play magic checkers with a wild mage.
Whatever you do, you'll end up with a child, enjoy the making.
Don't play checkers on a date. It's lame.
But you can always adopt Patrick if you want. Just don't let him answer your phone. Or when someone will call and ask for you he will just say "No, this is Patrick" and hang up.
Other moral of the story: Don't name your pet pit fiend after a retarded cartoon character
Bad Patrick! Baaaad Patrick! Your gonna get such a spanking!
*Patrick spits out a chewed rubber ball*
then we can be like the Nordic cast of Game of Thrones. He can carry me on his back if I lose control over my lower limbs and reply to all questions with an emphatic "Hjolldor!"
Should I role-play a Mummified Gnome that has incidentally been eaten by a pit fiend...
Or should I just cast protection from evil, cause a bad case of stomach upset and regurgitate myself back into present company?
I'll gently ask Patrick if he wantsto give Andy back. And I might give him a cookie (if my mummy is unhurt and it does NOT land over me).