...that you can be a Sorcerer! And a high level at that. But now... What spells do you pick? It's real life, not forgotten realms, and your pretty sure you won't kneed most of the combats spells. What do you say?
I'd probably pick:
Find familiar, or course!
Resist fear (dem tests and job interviews :P)
Protection from normal missiles(never need to wear a cup again)
Confusion(because what the hell!)
Resilient sphere(because I share a room)
Phantom blade(hell yeah!)
Monster summoning III
Stone to flesh
Flesh to stone
Power word silence
Protection from the elements isn't what it sound like...
Cacofiend (because sometimes you just need a demon to talk to)
Power word blind
Black balde of disaster (woot woot!)
Dragons breath(fireworks show)