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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    All right my lady. Open it.

    Coran readies bow.
  • jhart1018jhart1018 Member Posts: 909
    Imoen watches from a "safe" distance holding her bow.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    OOC Mithril? We'd need a few golems to lift those. And a master dwarf or elf smith to cut them.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    And the doors are 3 feet thick... More than enough to crush you like a bug...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    OOC I was just remembering that in my current BGT run I just removed Kivan from the group and replaced him with Coran while dualed Imoen is rising in levels as a mage :)
  • EvinfuiltEvinfuilt Member Posts: 505
    LadyRhian said:

    @Evinfuilt A little hard to cart *those* off. 14 feet by 28 feet times 2...

    Worth the time to break em up, if Edwin was here he'd probably know of a spell to cut them into bite size pieces, but now that all the brains in the party are ashes and dust you'll all end up broke and alone. Or join me in Hell.

    "Oh be quiet Xan! It won't get any worse, this is it... this is as bad as it gets... True, if you're returned to life and forced into a room with Shar teel, that would be worse, point taken."
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Evinfullt Don't forget the endless moaning Xans...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    OOC Imagine a room in hell where you're surrounded by endless Xans AND endless Shar-Teels.
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    OOC Asmodeus would probably request asylum in the Heavens if someone created this place...
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808
    OOC: From somewhere far above, a song like a bird, only more of lush whispers

    ♫Ah ha ha haaaaa. I know this much is true-oo♪

    The voice of Garrick lilts from afar, melting heart of Shar-Teel and Imoen, alike, as only manly boy-band songs can do!

    Scarier than a Lich? X'D
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    edited August 2012
    mlnevese said:

    OOC Asmodeus would probably request asylum in the Heavens if someone created this place...

    Asmodeus makes me think of Ozmodiar for some reason.

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71079_80641456751_559827_n.jpg

  • katastrophekatastrophe Member Posts: 404
    With a small sigh, unheard by all, Shar-Teel abruptly spins around and starts marching towards Kivan. Absolutely no expression can be read on the stoic features Shar-Teel displays, and for some reason that's more frightening than her normal bursts of murderous rage. Reaching the mollified(?) Kivan, almost too close for comfort, Shar-Teel reaches out with both hands to clasp his shoulders. With a surge of strength she brings his upper body down so that her face is slightly above his.

    And kisses him. Savagely, at times engulfing his entire mouth with her own. Blood from one bite or another colours their lips; his slack and almost entirely unresponsive in his shock. Just as he might react, however, she pushes him away with a laugh.

    "Not a woman, am I? Do explain the presence of the suddenly stalwart 'warrior' in your pants? No, don't bother."

    She returns to the sarcophagus and opens it.
  • katastrophekatastrophe Member Posts: 404
    OOC: Couldn't wait :p.
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808
    See! The song of Garrick wins the heart of fair lady!
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Heart... and... ::Glances down.:: Nooooo... better NOT go there.
  • katastrophekatastrophe Member Posts: 404
    OOC: Alora is gonna be so shocked she'll probably regress to a 7 year old.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    *Kivan stands there in shock. For him, that was both disgusting and strangely arousing at the same time.*
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited August 2012
    Kivan play with your human lady later. I have a bottle of golden mead waiting for me at an inn in Beregost.
  • katastrophekatastrophe Member Posts: 404
    "Men and elves; Bhaal take them all." Shar-Teel mutters under her breath.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    What was that thing Laurence Sanders wrote about liquor... "Warming the hartles of my cock..."?
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    *Kivan snaps out of his trance.*

    "I've never known you to pass up any chance at playing with the ladies."
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    (It was one of his characters, mind you.)
  • BjjorickBjjorick Member Posts: 1,208
    OOC: kivan, this is your chance, go and get her man.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    Right on top of the sarcophagus, no less. Talk about sex and death...
  • katastrophekatastrophe Member Posts: 404
    OOC: And that's when Kivan notices that Shar-Teel shoved the entire length of the scepter up his bu...
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited August 2012
    I don't. But I actually PAID for that bottle. Coran grins and readies his bow while Shar-Teel opens the sarcophagus.
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    reedmilfam said:

    OOC: From somewhere far above, a song like a bird, only more of lush whispers

    ♫Ah ha ha haaaaa. I know this much is true-oo♪

    The voice of Garrick lilts from afar, melting heart of Shar-Teel and Imoen, alike, as only manly boy-band songs can do!

    Scarier than a Lich? X'D

    Ooc: thanks, now I have that song stuck in my head.

  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    OOC As long as there are no undead involved. Even Coran has some limits ;)
  • Awong124Awong124 Member Posts: 2,642
    Ooc: kivan has limits too. As long as they're still warm.
  • katastrophekatastrophe Member Posts: 404
    edited August 2012
    OOC: @Awong124 That's not what Bodhi tells me. And this is where you come in with 'Everybody needs some bodhi sometime.'
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