Who's sick of the world cup?
Not only is the ball the wrong shape, it seems to be bouncing through every ad on the telly and every page in the newspapers? does anyone else wish the damn thing would just totally bounce away?
p.s This is a very tongue in cheek thread. I don't mean I'd seriously boot all footballers and football fans off the planet ... well maybe David Bloody Beckham
p.s This is a very tongue in cheek thread. I don't mean I'd seriously boot all footballers and football fans off the planet ... well maybe David Bloody Beckham
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@kiwidoc what do you think of women's tennis? I dont care much for watching mens tennis, but womens is more entertaining. And prettier, but thats neither here nor there!
Wha- What? People don't like football?
Reasons to like football.
It is better than handball by a mile!
There is no pulling or shoving as your foot cannot grasp the ball.
Anyone, of any stature, of any age, can play.
It is a team game.
Easy rules. Get the ball into the opposing net without using your hands. Only the serious need to contemplate enforcing the offside rule and non-contact.
It's a world sport. Every nation on the planet has a football team.
It is a sport without responsibility. If you lose you can blame the goalkeeper. If your the goalkeeper you can blame the lousy defense.
When you score a goal you get to hug everyone and run around madly as if you have been set on fire.
When a mate scores a goal, it's like kiss chase!
It is fun! You can play with mates sober/drunk/hungover and puking behind the corner flag (Ah! The glory days playing for Chicken Kiev at Uni)
If you break a leg. It is still good to watch.
Reasons to not like football
You are European and Female.
You are Male and American.
You just don't look good in a football shirt.
You prefer body hair, engine oil and bikes with way too much chrome.
You hate team sports as they involve having to talk and even possibly like other people. Golf is more your thang.
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My reasons to not like football are crud, give me your list!
@Andui ... remember, you asked for this :P
More reasons not to like football
* You're a New Zealander and the ball's the wrong bloody shape.
* You're a kiwi lady and footballers don't have the same hunky bods in skin tight kit as Rugby players.
* Nobody ever seems to understand the offside rule.
* Nobody ever comes from anywhere near the club they play for (mind you this doesn't count during the world cup).
* Nobody comes from anywhere near the club they support!
* I think all WAGS (wives and girlfriends) who get splashed all over the papers, and grab all the publicity they can get should be rounded up in a large bus, and driven over the cliffs of Dover.
* Any sportsperson who seriously thinks it's ok to launch their own line of skin care and/or fragrance is *many, many expletives deleted*
* If a team loses, nobody ever blames the players for being crap - it's always the coach and the mangager's fault.
* It gives fans a license to be as racist as all hell, and to beat up and even kill people from one of those evil, nasty lesser races that just beat your team.
* On any given hour of any given day there is always a football game somewhere on the telly ... there's never any break from it!
I generally think the womens game of tennis requires more thinking, since men rely so much on power.
@Anduin Canadians would say that people play football because they cant afford ice, and like games that arent too exciting. Hockey is much faster, but like many, I'm lately more impressed with the larger, passing oriented game played on larger International ice vs the contact heavy concussion causing NHL.
Watching Football is more meditative for hockey fans, but it really has a lovely flowing nature hockey's jerkiness makes impossible.
also king Arthur played football its ball shaped
I love football, but still, that is a real pain imo.
@DradKhan It's the forwards who have the heavy upper build. The backs and the wings have long, lean bodies built for running and swerving, but very powerful thighs and legs built for power as well as speed. all of this makes for glorious bums lovely sculpted under those tight, tight black shorts . oooh ... wanders off to fan herself before the temperature gets too high!
@Archaos and @jackjack ... but how do you watch Game of Thrones?
So, no, I'm not really sick of the world cup as I really don't care about it.
Since it's a TV show and it's free to watch on the TV, it's technically the same as recording it yourself and watching it later.
Also where I'm from GoT is not shown on the TV. So it's not like a I have a choice either way.
(It's also not free)
Good time... but not really
Also, the World Cup might well be the only argument in favor the planet's division into countries.