Rare pic from the fungine society! O,o
Metalloman
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Ok, the idea for this -maybe- interesting thread started after spotting this art on the internet.
It comes from this blog which I believe some of you will find interesting and fun.
At this point I want to summon @OneAngryMushroom and @lolien to let them talk about their way of living in the Myconid society, maybe giving us some insight on how a mushroom lives its life in the Underdark while chased by Drows, Illithids, Beholders, Kuo Toas, Duergars and every sort of creature which only wants them for subtle purposes like brewing potions and such.
Also everyone wants to contribute with mushroom lore here is invited to do so!
@Anduin @Montresor_SP: I want to hear your opinion on this topic as I want to know how lawn gnomes (undead and wooden too) confront with myconids and mushrooms in general, as I think that they're not happy to see their similar used as homes... :P
It comes from this blog which I believe some of you will find interesting and fun.
At this point I want to summon @OneAngryMushroom and @lolien to let them talk about their way of living in the Myconid society, maybe giving us some insight on how a mushroom lives its life in the Underdark while chased by Drows, Illithids, Beholders, Kuo Toas, Duergars and every sort of creature which only wants them for subtle purposes like brewing potions and such.
Also everyone wants to contribute with mushroom lore here is invited to do so!
@Anduin @Montresor_SP: I want to hear your opinion on this topic as I want to know how lawn gnomes (undead and wooden too) confront with myconids and mushrooms in general, as I think that they're not happy to see their similar used as homes... :P
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Not again! Is all you people see when you look at us, food?
Maybe the author of that blog is a gnome?
On topic: myconids are privet, closed society. We keep our things to ourselves, and this is the secret of our survival in the underdark. So don't wait from us to spill the beans from the the fungine world.
But feel free to make jokes from the delicous mushrooms, we shall see who will eat whom!
And come on! share some knowledge with us, what about if I promise you that no gnome will eat mushrooms in this forum? ;D
You show that do a doctor and his recommendation will be fire.
Watch @lolien he'll do the confusing spore thing! Before you know it we'll all be running around in circles singing the Final Countdown. >:O
I'll see myself out.
I'll get my coat.
*Anduin begins his monologue, in front of a green swathe of pristine forest, picking his teeth with a stalk from a tasty spotted red cap*
Gnome's in general, live in harmonious bliss with the forest folk and those creatures that live near and under the ground. Mushrooms are part of that ecology. Many Gnome's will dig mushroom cellars, damp, dark burrows, perfect for the well being of mushrooms. The mushrooms, in return for such accommodating hosts, provide welcome provider, medicines for the enchanting Gnome's to use in their everyday life... It is a relationship that has evolved over millenia. With the arrival of the myconoids, are race far older than the Gnome's but relative newcomers to the surface world, this relationship blossomed anew. Although, grief and anxiety is caused by the fact the Myconiods can resent Gnomes because they eat mushrooms, the Gnomes are quick to point out that Myconids eat Gnomes... The treaty laid out in 11 DR the year of the Mellifluent Sphinx stated that the eating of Myconids by Gnomes, and the eating of Gnomes by Myconids, can only be indulged by said participant with the biggest turnip. This rule has ensured the peace quite well, as Myconids rarely carry turnips, and a Gnome with a turnip, would rather eat the turnip... So... You see... Something...
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*Anduin smiles wickedly, fireballs the forest and gazes at his audience as the flames fan higher...*
As a mummified personage of many years... I wish to indulge how I feel about mushrooms...Mushrooms mean rot! Fungus is a sign of decomposition! I will eradicate you all! I will kill your spores! Eat your caps! And devour your stalks! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME! Mwahahaha!
*A small italian plumber, in red dungarees, with a mustache, appears and jumps on Anduin's head, squashing him flat, before running off*
CURSES ! ! !
Hm, I'm not sure whether you didn't get that I was making a really stupid joke (that a mycondid looks like an inflamed penis), or whether you just have some really interesting culinary tastes.
Which only goes to show you should never let demented wee yellow beasties loose with swords!
<.<
>,>
O,o
*grabs popcorns*
Recently, the Funghi got into metal music (that's gotta have something to do with @OneAngryMushroom, I reckon) so my co-existence with them got much more pleasant.
(A parallel to this strange Outerworld, mushroom became the Underdarks' Norway, with all the metal bands, head-banging,deep-sounding, throaty vocals and the affinity to nature)
http://www.dotd.com/mm/MM00222.htm
http://www.dotd.com/mm/MM00103.htm#c865ff8f
Also, i share here my fungy mourning chart too: