I almost voted for dwarves- but I can't play a character with a -2 to int. i hat playing dumb characters. Most of my peeps have 15-19 int, even when they don't need it.
Humans? They're boring as hell so I rarely play them, but I can't bring myself to say I have a phobia of them.
Elves? Ha! No. I think they're overdone and too "incredible", but I still like them.
Gnomes? Not my absolute favorite race by any stretch of the imagination, but I like them a lot.
Orcs are beautiful caring people! Peel away their tough exterior and you will find the sweetest ball of murderous love ever!
Dwarves? Dun't insult me dwarven friends, or I'll gut ye and leave ye ta tha dogs!
Halflings are the most spectacular race in existence! Their charm and talents are incredible and they deserve to be raised above the other races! Or at least get them some stilts or something so they can look the other races in the eyes...
Edit: In retrospect, hell seems like it would be the opposite of boring, so I will say that humans are as boring as dirt instead.
He's a walking comic relief, unfunny and annoying. One of the worst NPCs I've ever seen.
Jan Jansen have a personality he like talking and telling a lot of stories true or faults they are still stories and I for once don't see him as annoying char, he add something else to the party that is all.
I avoid playing any of the evil races - mainly because I avoid playing evil. I have done it, just for completeness, but I usually can't bring myself to do re4ally nasty things. I'll steal anything that isn't nailed down, but I just don't enjoy hacking people to bits for no good reason - well just for financial reasons. This says something about me - maybe I just get too involved. I was just the same in table top games.
btw as a bona fide, incredibly over educated trick cyclist shrink I've heard of most phobias, and met people with them but not lollipopguildaphobia. I'm really upset now ... my professional life will be forever unfulfilled and incomplete .
I have to admit that I never rolled a Halfling character. I know, even I am ashamed.
It's okay, they're not always fat enough to be rolled. But they're always small enough to be punted. You know the saying: "A halfling punt a day keeps those pests at bay."
After careful study and consideration, I have determined that the Orc dolls @lolien gave me are completely harmless and not enchanted with any evil magic's. (Moves off by herself to cuddle her dolls in the corner.) Cute little dollsies…… My preeeccciousssss………
doh so many weakling dwell here. The only person who doesnt respect strength is the one who wasnt pushed or beaten enough. Orcs are wonder race- they represent everything TRUE: they seldom lie,their intention are clear and not hidden, they respect strength as strength is gained after very long training and require huge will power. And to know who you are, or what you are made of. The true is that elves are made of "egocentric weak meat". Dwarfes are good because they can take a swings, while gnomes can be clever and not cocky like most elves. Half elves is strange breed, they probably came when first human choose to rape elven whores( doent fit to the cocky and full esteem that whores can be only human eh?) Halfings arent even race but Sub race. The can only steal, and even then they are too weak to carry the good equipment. Squire halfing? sounds like Orc sorcerer(possible but unlikely). Humans - can be different from one another so its impossible to hate all race based on one personal (Eldoth or Skie). Anyway, "charming" and beautiful races such as elves should have they skin peeled off, and insides turned out so the people around see that they are just decaying organic matter as everything else. Elves are the equivelent of politicians,bad actors and people who are fond of makeup(gays). I dont hate them, i just want erase them. All the message was written from Orc prospective with no ill intention toward anyone beside snob weak ass race. sponsored by http://www.orcs.ca/
Ah'm not afeared-a you folks, usin' yer big words an' talkin' all like yer a buncha scienticians. I wanned-a go g o school, I'd-a gone-a school, learn to read me some books!
Elves are the equivelent of politicians,bad actors and people who are fond of makeup(gays). I dont hate them, i just want erase them. All the message was written from Orc prospective with no ill intention toward anyone beside snob weak ass race.
Elves are the equivelent of politicians,bad actors and people who are fond of makeup(gays). I dont hate them, i just want erase them. All the message was written from Orc prospective with no ill intention toward anyone beside snob weak ass race.
Uh, what?
While I agree with the pro-orc sentiments, there are enough somewhat sketchy things in that post for me to not give it a reaction...
@Silverstar yes, I mean rolling because a character so I can add the Rock part and get Rock n Roll!!!! Whoohooo!!
@Anduin actually, I'm so chaotic I don't play chaotic halflings because I am so chaotic I do more chaotic stuff like playing a non-chaotic Paladin. Anyway...
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Being the Lord of Chaos means you actually are the Lord of Everything but Law, so I can't be just 'the Lord of Lollies' so I'll be the Lord of Chaotic Lollies...
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Humans? They're boring as hell so I rarely play them, but I can't bring myself to say I have a phobia of them.
Elves? Ha! No. I think they're overdone and too "incredible", but I still like them.
Gnomes? Not my absolute favorite race by any stretch of the imagination, but I like them a lot.
Orcs are beautiful caring people! Peel away their tough exterior and you will find the sweetest ball of murderous love ever!
Dwarves? Dun't insult me dwarven friends, or I'll gut ye and leave ye ta tha dogs!
Halflings are the most spectacular race in existence! Their charm and talents are incredible and they deserve to be raised above the other races! Or at least get them some stilts or something so they can look the other races in the eyes...
Edit: In retrospect, hell seems like it would be the opposite of boring, so I will say that humans are as boring as dirt instead.
Is brilliant.
As for the poll: meat is meat, they all taste good, each one has their own flavour.
Those are seriously darling!
btw as a bona fide, incredibly over educated trick cyclist shrink I've heard of most phobias, and met people with them but not lollipopguildaphobia. I'm really upset now ... my professional life will be forever unfulfilled and incomplete .
Hmm… I wonder if they are enchanted with some domination magic? I will have to study these more closely...
And the reason I need to quote you is because...
THE LORD OF CHAOS, IS ORDERLY ENOUGH, NOT TO PLAY A HALFLING ? ! ? ! ?
Perhaps you should be renamed the Lord of almost chaos...
Or the Lord of chaotic when I feel like it...
Or the lord of lollipopguildaphobia... Hmmm... That is quite a chaotic sort of name...
That is a veryyyyyyyyyyyy long name to call someone lol in the end it will get sorted to lord of lolli
I anoint you the LORD OF LOLLI ! ! !
All who stand in your way shall be licked to nothingness!
Now run, Lolli Lord, run! Let all see your popsicle power!
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Where was we... Are yes... A fear of playing Half-Orcs appears to be greater than playing Gnomes...
But...
A definite fear of playing Gnome, Halflings and Half-Orcs seems to be very apparent...
(Moves off by herself to cuddle her dolls in the corner.) Cute little dollsies…… My preeeccciousssss………
The true is that elves are made of "egocentric weak meat".
Dwarfes are good because they can take a swings, while gnomes can be clever and not cocky like most elves.
Half elves is strange breed, they probably came when first human choose to rape elven whores( doent fit to the cocky and full esteem that whores can be only human eh?)
Halfings arent even race but Sub race. The can only steal, and even then they are too weak to carry the good equipment. Squire halfing? sounds like Orc sorcerer(possible but unlikely).
Humans - can be different from one another so its impossible to hate all race based on one personal (Eldoth or Skie).
Anyway, "charming" and beautiful races such as elves should have they skin peeled off, and insides turned out so the people around see that they are just decaying organic matter as everything else.
Elves are the equivelent of politicians,bad actors and people who are fond of makeup(gays).
I dont hate them, i just want erase them.
All the message was written from Orc prospective with no ill intention toward anyone beside snob weak ass race. sponsored by http://www.orcs.ca/
I don't like Warforged. YOU'RE A GOLEM.
@Anduin actually, I'm so chaotic I don't play chaotic halflings because I am so chaotic I do more chaotic stuff like playing a non-chaotic Paladin.
Anyway...
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Being the Lord of Chaos means you actually are the Lord of Everything but Law, so I can't be just 'the Lord of Lollies' so I'll be the Lord of Chaotic Lollies...
So...
FACE ME, FACE THE NEW LORD OF CHAOTIC LOLLIES!