Potatoes, Hellos, and Arsenic!
Sereverus
Member Posts: 70
Hi! kinda an old anon here, just signed up an account this week I think it was, anyway, Hi!
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*Potato bounces out of hole in Anduin's chest cavity*
Oooh! Seconds!
These are good @Shandyr !
You cannot die like this! You need to live! So I can continue to torment you! How can you suffer if you are dead!
*Sob*
Oh! Oh! @Shandyr ...*Sob* You were too young to die... Ohh @Shandyr ! Noooo!
*Wails like an 8 year old girl denied birthday cake, at her own birthday party, when none of her friends have turned up for said party, and the presents are supposedly still in the post...*
Damn you... Take meee! Take meee! Don't take @Shandyr he did not suffer enough...
*A tiny tear forms at the corner of @Anduin 's eye, it shimmers an azure blue and leaves a twinkle, the colour of the summer sky, as it traces its path down @Anduin 's cheek, before falling onto the beautiful, composed form of the lifeless Lord @Shandyr ... Instantly colour floods back into @Shandyr 's body, with vibrancy and vivacity, @Shandyr begins to stir...*
@Shandyr ! You live! YOU LIVE! Its a miracle! A MIRACLE!
*The mummified tears magic takes full effect and ages the corpse of @Shandyr 6000 years in the space of a heartbeat... @Anduin stares aghast as the rotten shell collapses into a pool of ash*
Oh bugger...
* @Anduin pokes @Shandyr ... He gets a sooty finger*
Oh bugger indeed...