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  • immagikmanimmagikman Member Posts: 664
    edited August 2012
    I think in real life a bare chested overly developed female appearing on the battle field would definitely stun 99% of the male opposition at least for a second or two....it might be the key to winning the battle :D

    As for Female...and male caster types, I think scanty dress is fine since ease of motion for intricate spells is important...though I understand the idea that there are gestures, somatic and components to spell casting is completely lost in CRPGs only rarely do you need spell components and you NEVER see the gestures and articulations required.
  • immagikmanimmagikman Member Posts: 664
    @reedmilfam
    I prefered Femshep :D
  • MoomintrollMoomintroll Member Posts: 1,498
    It is what we want to see in fantasy, I personally prefer to see clearly defined males and females; it is more interesting than having teams of ironclads in hermaphrodite armour, all looking the same.

    There is impracticality, but that can be another word for "style," even the untouchable masterpieces or IWD portraiture had their strategically plumped out metal "cones" and-low cut, push-up, plate; not to mention bikini clad mages wandering the glaciers (maybe they used fire shield).

    There is impracticality, and then there is absurdity, as long as we can avoid that.. what I want to know is, where are the codpieces?
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Schenidend I fixed the picture...
  • LemernisLemernis Member, Moderator Posts: 4,318
    edited August 2012
    Scantily clad, super sexy female fighters would tend to have the advantage of distracting male opponents. In RL (as opposed to game stats and mechanics) they would be at a disadvantage in terms of sheer brute strength. So I would think they would have to rely on quickness and less encumbrance anyway. I think it is all entirely plausible. :D
  • reedmilfamreedmilfam Member Posts: 2,808
    @Lemernis - you can certainly RP a dex-based build for femmes if that matches the reality you want for your character. I like that BG sidesteps the issue and lets the character be that rarer-than-rare individual. Then, again, I was okay with AD&D gender statistic differences, females gaining some benefits and males gaining others (I think 18/50 ended up being the female fighter max, for instance). It also had age-based stat changes, which was not PC by any means, but somewhat matches reality.

    @immagikman - Haven't played a female Shepard. I knew it was an option, but it didn't gel with me. ME had very low replayability IMO; I did it twice, only playing ME2 once. Eventually, I'll get around to ME3, I'm sure. I guess I'm not a big re-player
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    There is certainly a picture in the 2e Player's Handbook of a brawny, strapping female fighter in a fight with an ogre- she's chopped his club into slices and has him by the ring in his nose... The Title of the Picture is "With This Ring" and the artist is Jeff Easley.

    http://www.csd.uwo.ca/staff/magi/personal/humour/images/archive/jpg/Jeff_Easley/with_this_ring__cutting_things_down_to_size-1280.jpg
  • immagikmanimmagikman Member Posts: 664
    I played through ME a couple of times as diferent builds but in the end there wasnt enough difference to make it worth going back to over and over, same with ME2 and ME3....well I only got through it twice maybe if there is enough DLC for single player Ill check it out again, Im ot into the multi-player option.
  • Space_hamsterSpace_hamster Member Posts: 950
    Yup, the D&D women clearly have a low carb, high protein diet.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Nancybuttpeach I dare you to tell me Raye Hollitt is not sexy and/or not feminine: http://juicedmuscle.net/sites/default/files/images/Raye Hollitt.jpg
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122

    @LadyRhian I'll bite. I don't find her sexy. Sorry.

    Nope, me neither :/
  • SchneidendSchneidend Member Posts: 3,190
    @LadyRhian
    Not a fan of her overdeveloped pecs, though I certainly wouldn't say she's ugly. (She'd probably beat me up.)

    @Lemernis
    It's entirely plausible, in a leather jerkin, studded leather, or a chain shirt. A lot of the fantasy art we're talking about doesn't have women wearing real clothes, much less real armor.
  • NancyButtpeachNancyButtpeach Member Posts: 38
    LadyRihan: That picture is really gross- and not in the least feminine.

    Schenidend: It seems that offering obscure references to a tiny number of obscure women who have been somewhat competent warriors historically is the method chosen to address the issue that women cannot stand with men in combat. Such examples are not worth a response really...but...in exchange for your French bi-sexual sword fighter, a Catholic saint, and a burly body-builder; I offer to you all the rest of millions of male warriors throughout history and all the rest of normal women who were in no way able to compete with them in combat. If you don't accept that, then you're living in a 21st century fantasy more remarkable than the Forgotten Realms.
  • immagikmanimmagikman Member Posts: 664
    edited August 2012
    LadyRhian said:

    @Nancybuttpeach I dare you to tell me Raye Hollitt is not sexy and/or not feminine: http://juicedmuscle.net/sites/default/files/images/Raye Hollitt.jpg

    It's hard to be sure but from the looks of it her umm frontal probes might look a bit odd sitting on top of the massive pecs....it looks a little weird with the suit...without its hard to tell how it would look. She has a cute face.

  • immagikmanimmagikman Member Posts: 664
    Umm that second picture doe not look to have the same proportions as the original clothed pic you posted earlier @LadyRhian......altho I have to say.... Thank You for the nice lunch time pick me up :D
  • Space_hamsterSpace_hamster Member Posts: 950
    edited August 2012
    Fishnet armor? =)


    (enjoy the link while it lasts...I"m sure a mod will be here soon! ;)
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    Hmmm, I would say muscular women don't do it for me in the slightest. Then again I've always hated playing as a muscular male character, even if I'm playing something like a fighter or barbarian. Western games have always played up to this depiction a lot more than japanese media, which is probably one reason for it's rising popularity.
  • immagikmanimmagikman Member Posts: 664
    After doing some more looking at Ms. Hollitt's online images, I can say there are times when she is decidedly unattractive, usually when she is really pumped up and ready for competition, when she is a bit umm deflated and less well defined she is much better looking.....that aside I would be ok with AD&D being a bit more realistic in their portrayals of women and their role appropriate clothing.
  • LadyRhianLadyRhian Member Posts: 14,694
    @Schneidend It's the same woman as the picture Nancybuttpeach said wasn't feminine or sexy... Raye Hollitt.

    The only real difference is that in the second pic, she isn't flexing to show off her muscles.
  • SchneidendSchneidend Member Posts: 3,190
    edited August 2012
    That, and she's probably in the off-season during the second picture, in which case she doesn't need to be as sculpted. Still, pretty amazing difference!
  • ajwzajwz Member Posts: 4,122
    So the point regardless seems to me that the people who find her attractive do so in spite of her muscles rather than because of them - in the picture that they are emphasised she is considered attractive by more people than the one where they are.
  • WoldanWoldan Member Posts: 41
    edited August 2012
    Personally, I'd be fine with a female warrior with the physique of Gina Carano, shes pretty much a modern female fighter (MMA), she looks and IS very capable and strong without being overly masculine / butch.

    Take a look:
    http://combatclubfrisco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gina.jpg
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bEOYws2mf-Y/Ti3Ukv3TUlI/AAAAAAAAMkc/a74be6hrBtQ/s1600/Gina_Carano.jpg
  • IchigoRXCIchigoRXC Member Posts: 1,001
    I think the point was that a strong muscular female can still be extremely sexy.
  • CheesebellyCheesebelly Member Posts: 1,727
    @NancyButtpeach - MILLIONS?!

    Name them... "etc"s don't count. 1 million people, historically important, name and surname. We were talking of military leaders that were proficient in combat after all!
  • QuartzQuartz Member Posts: 3,853
    Woldan said:

    Personally, I'd be fine with a female warrior with the physique of Gina Carano, shes pretty much a modern female fighter (MMA), she looks and IS very capable and strong without being overly masculine / butch.

    Take a look:
    http://combatclubfrisco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gina.jpg
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bEOYws2mf-Y/Ti3Ukv3TUlI/AAAAAAAAMkc/a74be6hrBtQ/s1600/Gina_Carano.jpg

    Wow, nice. You can definitely tell she's very fit just by looking at her but she doesn't escape what most people define as attractive. Best of both worlds, there! =P

    Also, can NancyButtpeach either actually defend himself or get out? "Such examples are not worth a response really" I mean seriously now? You're allowed to make points but we aren't ... funny.
  • SchneidendSchneidend Member Posts: 3,190
    ajwz said:

    So the point regardless seems to me that the people who find her attractive do so in spite of her muscles rather than because of them - in the picture that they are emphasised she is considered attractive by more people than the one where they are.

    For me, I like women with some muscle, but it has to be more natural, athletic muscle. Bodybuilders tend to go overboard because of the rigorous aesthetic demands of their sport, and aren't strong in a practical sense as a result, but some of them are ludicrously attractive in their off-seasons.

    But, then, my favorite superhero is She-Hulk, whose appearance varies more wildly than any female bodybuilder because everybody wants to draw her differently.

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/sean_izaakse/she-hulkmuseum.jpg

    My favorite pic of Shulkie I can find with a Google search.
  • KharasKharas Member Posts: 150
    edited August 2012
    LadyRhian said:

    Another good set of women in armor: Clyde Caldwell's "Dragon Attack" used as a cover for Dragon Magazine: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5gznc9_9DxE/S2Aoq77vNzI/AAAAAAAAD4E/Jm0LizH6a8U/s320/CLYDE+CALDWELL+(American+20th+Century).+Dragon+Attack,+Dragon+magazine+#72+cover,+April+1983.jpg

    And as for Raye Holltt (WARNING: PIC is not worksafe in the SLIGHTEST): http://www.topfox.tv/pic/raye_hollitt/479517_raye_hollitt_scaled.jpg

    @LadyRhian I am sorry to say.. I dont find the woman on the first picture atractive at all. She have taken it to far.. Just like the railthin models used in most magazines as models... But then again.. I do prefer my women abit healthier than the thin model type that is the norm in most medias today.

    As for the second picture.. she could win a wrestling match against me anytime! :)

    @Woldan Now those pictures are more like it.. damn she is hot.

    Fit, and not overdoing it. Im not saying I dont respect a woman that train herself to a degree as on the first picture that LadyRhian linked, I sure do, but she have just taken it to far, in my oppinion.

    On topic.. The chainmail bikini are a standard of alot of fantasy settings, and although its very counterproductive when it comes to the armors actual protective abilities.. I do tend to enjoy the pictures :)

    Yes yes.. dirty man.. I know! :)
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