Blue-Handed Gnomes!
Melicamp
Member Posts: 243
Anyone else notice this? Not sure if its a bug, but all Gnomes have permanently blue hands... And it clashes dreadfully. lol.
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About a little guy that lives in a blue world....
Doing what? This sounds like more anti-Gnome propaganda!! Thank Garl that @Anduin isn't ali... well, here to see this!
First they came for the Giants, and I said 'it's okay, I'm very small!'. Then they came for the Orcs... I said nothing, for I am smaller and not at all grayish green. Also, I have a nose. A prominent one. But then... then they came for the Gnomes... and we were csught Blue Handed. And only Kobolds were left, and they sure aren't gonna speak up for Gnomes!
Wait... Was I going somewhere with this?
Every good gnome knows that each bracelet is handed down from father to son, mother to daughter. Imbued with the power of illusion as gifted to the gnomes who glimpsed the nether scroll illusion millennia ago.
The stories of each clan are carefully etched in exquisite detail on each and everyone. The magic within them changing to match the clothes of the wearer...
And you call it a slap bracelet?!?
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Killing the mood with his ferret Baloo.
It only cost him a buck fifty-two.
To hitchhike on a kanga with his blue suede shoes.
And left on the side of Route 62.
The next day they found her, her entrails askew.
And written in blood was "Smell my ferret poo!"
but on-topic think this bracer thing through
everything is better with cerulean hue.
Thrown all amuck through and through
Though certainly this seems to be true
It depends I suppose on your point of view.
So here, I bid you all adieu.
Should I wish to start anew,
I know I can always count on you.
Bravo to fellows @elminster, @Iolien, @bengoshi, @jackjack, and @by_the_sword. Excellent work by all involved.
You need to take the Gnome bracelet serious guys!
Its like our version of the Scottish kilt, or the Turkish Fez! Its culture!
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