...aargh damn gun laws! ooh I know I have a Kukri around here somewhere, oh wait fixed blade more than 3 inches. Looks like I'm limited to a Swiss army knife. It doesn't compare well to a holy avenger
I asked the Bhaalspawn to upgrade my hilt with spoon, fork, saw, and scissor attachments, but would he listen? Noooo... "That's not practical!" "When would I ever use that?" Meanwhile, he's scrounging around for demon parts and bits of old yarn to upgrade every silly weapon he finds, whether he even will use it or not! Wielders can be such a pain.
I asked the Bhaalspawn to upgrade my hilt with spoon, fork, saw, and scissor attachments, but would he listen? Noooo... "That's not practical!" "When would I ever use that?" Meanwhile, he's scrounging around for demon parts and bits of old yarn to upgrade every silly weapon he finds, whether he even will use it or not! Wielders can be such a pain.
That's odd I'm sure Cromwell offered to fix a spork attachment to you.
Unfortuantely, I didn't have enough gold for the spork... Let's see... I live in Canada. Pretty sure it's legal for me to have a hunting rifle without issue. brb, I'm off to grab a hunting rifle!
I only voted for It's Silly because I really love the Python clip .... and Santa hats should only be a llowed during the actual 12 days of Christmas, and only if the Lord of Misrule agrees! Mind you they do say this is the silly season so being silly seems appropriate.
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...aargh damn gun laws! ooh I know I have a Kukri around here somewhere, oh wait fixed blade more than 3 inches. Looks like I'm limited to a Swiss army knife. It doesn't compare well to a holy avenger
Let's see... I live in Canada. Pretty sure it's legal for me to have a hunting rifle without issue. brb, I'm off to grab a hunting rifle!
Mind you they do say this is the silly season so being silly seems appropriate.