@Apepalm , glad to have you on board! The deceased here on this forum are great to be around! We are always laughing, joking or clicking the ol' remaining molars in amusement!
There can be some overpowering Cleric love, though... And equal rights concerning giving Liches the power to turn living is pretty much tantamount to asking to be cremated.
Presently I'm a Lich... A living one... For reasons far more complicated than @Flashburn deciding the hats go on this avatar... Don't believe the lies...
Also watch out for gnomophobia. It's like grave weed. Keeps coming back.
If you ever need a dab of skull-o-shine, I'm your gnome!
How did you get the name by the way? You do have the skull of an ape, as do most humans, but still...
You see, I was once a living chimpanzee drip fed a Potion of Genius at infancy by a mad Mage, so as to permanently increase my intelligence as an experiment. I was allowed a degree of freedom, and frequently fraternized with the nearby villagers. The locals did not like me, though. One accused me of counting cards and stacking the deck (I can assure you I wasn't). When I threw my dung at him for slighting my honor, the brute threw an Oil of Fiery Burning at me. As I lay dying, he whispered into my ear:
Apepalm
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Rest yourself at home and enjoy staying:)
May the undead of the forum meet you into their army...
You should probably ask @Anduin for advice on being accepted as one of the deceased as he's the resident expert.
There can be some overpowering Cleric love, though... And equal rights concerning giving Liches the power to turn living is pretty much tantamount to asking to be cremated.
Presently I'm a Lich... A living one... For reasons far more complicated than @Flashburn deciding the hats go on this avatar... Don't believe the lies...
Also watch out for gnomophobia. It's like grave weed. Keeps coming back.
If you ever need a dab of skull-o-shine, I'm your gnome!
How did you get the name by the way? You do have the skull of an ape, as do most humans, but still...
@Anduin One does not simply ask someone where they get their name - the saga must unfold over many years of wonder first
I often wonder at your name...
That reminds me of a thread... an ancient thread from long ago...
*Anduin delves into the archives*
I don't mind explaining my username.
You see, I was once a living chimpanzee drip fed a Potion of Genius at infancy by a mad Mage, so as to permanently increase my intelligence as an experiment. I was allowed a degree of freedom, and frequently fraternized with the nearby villagers. The locals did not like me, though. One accused me of counting cards and stacking the deck (I can assure you I wasn't). When I threw my dung at him for slighting my honor, the brute threw an Oil of Fiery Burning at me. As I lay dying, he whispered into my ear:
"I love the smell of Apepalm in the morning".
And that's why I'm now an undead human.
*Anduin gives a stern glance towards the myconoid and steers @Apepalm away*
Don't want any more cremations...*
*Anduin winces*