Dumb question within! ~ What does Jon Irenicus do for a living?
Dorcus
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I started BG2:EE for the first time with the 1.3 patch and it's been a long, long time since I played the original. Doing the introductory dungeon again really left me wondering about some of the details of Jon Irenicus' life, but one really stuck with me, and I'm a moron for letting it get to me, but here goes. Maybe you can help. Maybe there's some bit of lore I've missed in my previous playthroughs that I've long since forgotten. I get that Irenicus is an insane psycho wizard who is obsessed with power at the expense of his humanity, but I was left wondering: How does this guy pay the bills? He's clearly loaded. He can afford a genie! And duergar slaves! Those don't come cheap. How did he amass such a fortune that he could pay for all the laboratories to conduct his experiments? Do BBEG's have dayjobs? Did he earn his wealth or did he inherit it? His compound (used to) be in a fancy part of town, how did he end up there?
To get caught up on such a idiot detail that is best taken for granted is REALLY missing the forest for the trees in regards to insane psycho wizards in a story about the ramifications about being the avatar of death, but I'm curious if there's a bit of lore in there somewhere that tells us of where he gets all that money from. HELP.
To get caught up on such a idiot detail that is best taken for granted is REALLY missing the forest for the trees in regards to insane psycho wizards in a story about the ramifications about being the avatar of death, but I'm curious if there's a bit of lore in there somewhere that tells us of where he gets all that money from. HELP.
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To someone with that kind of power, and 0 morals, wealth is never gonna be an issue. He could have his hand in the slave trade, magical black market, selling state secrets to monarchs and foreign powers, selling elf secrets to the drow, anything. Personally, I don't think he would ever deign to run such activities himself; he is far too aristocratic. I would say that he leaves the day to day running of his criminal empire to his sister and her shadow network of vampires. That's probably why there is a turf war in Athkatla in the first place.
How else do you explain his wandering spirit and myriad monologues?
As for his "compound in the fancy part of town", it was actually underneath the fancy part of town. In the sewers. The real estate would probably be a bit cheaper there, especially as I doubt he bothered paying anything but bribes for it
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." Goblins, just what I WANTED TO HAVE IN MY LIBRARY. That'll really fill the coffers
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." Naked Dryads! Sweet, now we're getting somewhere. Still looking for gold though.
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." Duergar. WTF no lets go back to sexed up nymphs.
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." Just one time, just one time. Daddy needs some gold.......Mephits? WTF!!! I guess just put them in a crystal. and make it shoot lightning, like when you click it or something.
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." Ogre mage is summoned? WTF riddles? This is pushing my buttons. Next please
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." An otyugh? I can't even pronounce that. NEXT
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." WTF am I supposed to do with another golem, make him guard the toilet troll I guess. NEXT
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." A demon in a ball that nobody can open??? Great, just what I always wanted. Fine, hook it up to some gears and cranks or something.
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." MORE GOLEMS. WTF MAN. I don't even know what to do with these. Put them in the closet,
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." annoying mephits again WTF I want new dice. Crap, the spark crystal is full. Put them upstairs in the guest bedroom
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." Dude really. Yoshimo sucks, put him in the room on the second floor, and close the door so he doesn't die every time the mephits sneeze
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." WTF doppleganger? first you're a little girl, then a bald guy, could you maybe turn into a genie that listens? Maybe not? OK NEXT
Jon Irenicus casts Limited Wish. Selects "I need gold to pay the bills." WHY DID YOU PUT ALL MY WANDS IN THE WALL AND WHERE'S MY FREAKING RING
I've got an idea genie. Why don't you and your stupid mephits take the nearest airship and go play Rub the Bottle in the back room and lock the door behind you and make sure you use the air elemental key EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO AIR ELEMENTAL IN THE ENTIRE CITY, I never want to see you again, and Oh, also shove this sword up your
Wait. I need that sword.
WAIT I WAS JUST KIDDING SRSLY I NEED THAT SWORD
Either way it could be presumed that while Irenicus worked in his lab, Bhodi was the one gathering the coin necessary to get the detailed equipment for his dungeon. As for who built it, well it's probably safe to assume he used forced-labor; a variety of kidnapping, geas using, spell-binding, etc.
Then there could be the speculation of who he used to capture Charname and his party. Well judging from the attackers who fought you in Spellhold, Yoshimo included (who was bound by a Geas), it's safe that the cutthroats are similar to the ones who captured you, bound into his service. As the intro said, they came while Charname and co. slept at night at camp, and the chaos after made it hard to react before they were captured.
Obviosly, Irenicus, being a wizard, could challenge other mages, make a bet and after defeating them, take the money...