with Gazebos.. I am missing something here I am sure of it.
It's an in-joke that I'm pretty sure started somewhere fairly early in the Everything You Wanted to Know About Adventure Y thread and developed a life of its own in much the same fashion as gazebos that develop lives of their own do.
So now that I have fell into this rabbit hole I decided to see how deep it actually goes.. It turns out that Gazebos have many secrets. In the instance of encountering a Gazebo here is what I found.
"Due to the untamed ferocity of the beasts, it is recommended that you avoid confrontation with Gazebos if at all possible (unless you have a Nazi-sympathizer boyfriend who is sixteen going on seventeen, waiting for life to start). However, in some circumstances, a confrontation cannot be prevented. Gazebos predate with extreme disregard for their own well being, only surrendering its prey upon the gazebo's own death. Any exchange with a gazebo is a fight to the death. With that in mind, the only reliable means destroying one is to light it on fire. Preferably, this fire should be produced by a flame-emitting device such as a flamethrower or a battlemage. Striking the creature with Crossbow Bolts of Slaying or Hackmaster +12s produce very little effect, and, while it is theoretically possible to kill a gazebo this way, the number of strikes required is enormous. By such time, the creature will have killed the would-be gazebo-slayer. Also, it is important to note if you get into a confrontation with a Gazebo, you will be in a one-on-one duel. No one can help you. You must face the Gazebo alone."
It seems I am on my own.. Do not cry for me I brought this on myself.
Gazebo is another word for an Ezobag, a man-eating alien species that looks a lot like a bag (and only slightly resembles Nicholas Cage) variety of fluffy bunnies that is strictly vegetarian like all the other fluffy bunnies.
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oh god! it's too late! RUN!!!
Except @Anduin since he is undead. But everyone else is doomed!
"Due to the untamed ferocity of the beasts, it is recommended that you avoid confrontation with Gazebos if at all possible (unless you have a Nazi-sympathizer boyfriend who is sixteen going on seventeen, waiting for life to start). However, in some circumstances, a confrontation cannot be prevented. Gazebos predate with extreme disregard for their own well being, only surrendering its prey upon the gazebo's own death. Any exchange with a gazebo is a fight to the death. With that in mind, the only reliable means destroying one is to light it on fire. Preferably, this fire should be produced by a flame-emitting device such as a flamethrower or a battlemage. Striking the creature with Crossbow Bolts of Slaying or Hackmaster +12s produce very little effect, and, while it is theoretically possible to kill a gazebo this way, the number of strikes required is enormous. By such time, the creature will have killed the would-be gazebo-slayer. Also, it is important to note if you get into a confrontation with a Gazebo, you will be in a one-on-one duel. No one can help you. You must face the Gazebo alone."
It seems I am on my own.. Do not cry for me I brought this on myself.
Make sure to check this site so that you are all better prepared when facing Gazebos! http://www.telusplanet.net/public/goldent/gazebos.htm
I will take them down one by one...
Although having the link posted again for giggles is good.
Hmmm... It looks strangely familiar!
IWD3: The Gazebo in Kuldahar!