Dwarves or Elves?
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Which one is the best race? The stocky and hardworking dwarves or the beautific and smug elves?
- Dwarves or Elves?68 votes
- Dwarves47.06%
- Elves52.94%
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Yes.
plus they have amazing saves, especially fighter/clerics, they start with a save vs death of 5, simply killer
Freaking smartass.
Dwarfs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GifGJtKhk
Closely followed by the Angroschians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzZT9_0iZlo
Otherwise I would have voted for the jellyfied and amorphous slimes.
That's exact impression I've got of elves from LoTR actually. Each and every elven character from the LoTR seemed like gary-stu/mary-sue to me.
Of course, i couldn't expect better from a narutard.
It looks like them, bark chewers and pointy listeners, are winning here. Let them taste the Clangeddin's hammer!
Fixed because gnomes.
Bunch of faerie fondling, tree hugging, poetry writing, bath taking sons of elf lovers here just lack good taste. The only possible explanation for this poll so far is beard envy.
... and Moradin's wrath! And Dumathoin's... uhm.... beer! Yeah, beer!
Mostly because in most settings Elves and Elven society is portrayed as Idyllic and inspiring (and I enjoy seeing this subverted, where they Elves are portrayed as Douchekettles, also) and I love this for the same reason that I love The United Federation of Planets from Star Trek.
So the Elves got it from me.
(I once attended a fancy dress party with my tall(er than me), blonde exgf as Gimli and Legolas and it was perfect.)
That said, I can never bring myself to play one in any rpg... I just love the shiny knife-ears with their elegant blades and bows and their oh-so-supple forms.
But elves are hot.
I know very little about the lore of FR other than what the BG games tell me, but based on that, I'd say dwarves are the 'better' race.