And I need no Dwarf support. I've already got a footstool for that.
@mf2112 meant you should go and vote for dwarfs in that poll You don't need support but dwarfs that are losing their fight against elves do need it. And as someone with a two-inch beard you're exactly the one to support Moradin's children.
I was watching a documentary on extreme weather the other day and they interviewed an old Australian man with a long white beard who was caught in a sandstorm. He said he pulled his beard up over his face to protect his eyes from the blowing sand.
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/me wonders if there are any horror mods that would allow you to kill two birds with one stone
You're a braver soul than I...
1/10. Would not drink again.
Is there nothing a proper beard can't do?