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The Cookie Dispenser

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edited February 2017 in Off-Topic
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  • RavenslightRavenslight Member Posts: 1,609
    Oh my how lovely! Takes a chocolate cookie.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    *Adds 3 oatmeal raisin cookies*
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  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    *retroactively eats a chocolate cookie and tosses the other one to Nimran*
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  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    *Kamigoroshi casts Polymorph Other on the remaining chocolate cookie*

    *Chocolate-cookie-turned-squirrel escaped from the dispenser*
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  • taclanetaclane Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 364
    *Went back to get another cookie for a "friend."*

    [Two more delicious oatmeal raisin cookies remaining.]
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  • Grond0Grond0 Member Posts: 7,461
    Well I've had my breakfast - but there's always room for a cookie :p. Regrettably it appears that the dispenser is now empty ...
  • VirsalusVirsalus Member Posts: 45
    Finally I get to try one of these!

    *takes a very delicious looking mushroom cookie from the dispenser*
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Oh man
    *Absorbs a mushroom cookie from the dispenser*

    -one mushroom cookie remaining-
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  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    *wubble fills the cookie machine with 5 gingernut biscuits, he tries to put in a sixth but it won't fit so he eats it.*
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  • taclanetaclane Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 364
    *Examines two gingernut biscuits, takes the larger*

    [three gingernut biscuits left; but likely not for long]
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    edited February 2017
    They're made from refined ginger people bits.
  • taclanetaclane Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 364
    wubble said:

    They're made from refined ginger people bits.

    Oh. Um. Are there any refund policies in the rules? I wasn't expecting soylent cookies, even if they are tasty.
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  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Just kidding, it's powdered ginger.

    Made you think though...
  • taclanetaclane Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 364
    There's only one way out of this situation.

    *Eats... another... cookie...*

    [Taking one for the team. Two more brave volunteers required to save the thread.]
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